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[challenge entry] Naughty Horton!

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(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# *Regrets logging in*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha
this. I only turned my computer back on because I'm entertaining myself with insomnia tonight. I don't think this picture will help.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Which one is Horton?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] i hope yoou don't mind, but I was inspired by your pic on the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# you can't beat a good cream pie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# if you can flavour it (which I understand you can)
could you have a cream lime pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# i'm not sure
i've heard that you can flavour it by eating copious quantities of bananas. i hate bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# an ex wanted me to drink lots of
camomile tea, which I think was very enthusiastic of her.

others I've heard of; peperoni - bad, Jaffa cakes - good.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# i drink camomile tea
it helps me sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# well, that could lead to a happy ending
as both parties roll over and go to sleep. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Not at all. This is better done than mine.
I'd orignally wanted to draw the hairs on myself but my girlfriend has stolen my graphics tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I really like the effeect you got
it seems quite movie poster style as it is. And a bit dirty, which fits.

I must confess a 'hair pie' was not a phase I'd heard of.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# It's supposed to be 'hairy pie'
If you read Viz you'd have heard of it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# ah, not read viz
for many-a-year.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Draw the hairs on the picture instead
Unless you're particularly bald and miss the follicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# she's just glad to find someone bigger than her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Indeed.
And as for you, lots of people are bigger than you :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Some girls are bigger than others
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# yes they are
does that mean i get to shag them all?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yes
Yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# yay!
*buys shares in durex*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# would.
both.

jeez, wish i had stayed on links board now..
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# You'd need a LOT of flour.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# hi!
I really like your antivirus product
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I really liked it until I realised that all it had been doing was sitting there whilst hundreds of trojans raped my computer :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I think anti-malware apps are much more needed these days (Malwarebytes , Superantispyware etc...)
The whole virus -vs- malware/trojan/spyware thing has really gotten out of hand and diversified over the last couple of years. It is difficult for any single anti-badstuff company to keep tabs on it all.



(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I'm using Avira and Malwarebytes. No major problems in recent weeks, apart from some dodgy SATA connections and a massive ball of fluff that disabled my CPU fan
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Malwarebytes - I believe that is the best thing out there right now.
I fix PCs so that I can buy food and keep a roof over my head. MBAM makes my day go a lot smoother.

I can sympathise with the bad SATA connection. I am really surprised at how shitty some implementations of SATA can be. I had a brand new; but bad jumper which caused me much grief -- leading me to believe that my shiny new 1TB hard drive was developing problems.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I think I had the same problem, my new 1TB drive kept giving me SMART errors and another one only worked intermittently. I'm thinking of getting a new motherboard and processor now that I've got the money to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Nooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# KIWF
It'll burn for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# all them slits, spoilt for choice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# FAFAFI
(find a fold and fuck it, as a mate of mine used to say)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)