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Naughty Horton!

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(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

*Regrets logging in*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)

Hahaha

this. I only turned my computer back on because I'm entertaining myself with insomnia tonight. I don't think this picture will help.

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boris the spider, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)

Which one is Horton?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)

i hope yoou don't mind, but I was inspired by your pic on the popular page

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)

you can't beat a good cream pie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)

if you can flavour it (which I understand you can)

could you have a cream lime pie?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)

i'm not sure

i've heard that you can flavour it by eating copious quantities of bananas. i hate bananas.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)

an ex wanted me to drink lots of

camomile tea, which I think was very enthusiastic of her.

others I've heard of; peperoni - bad, Jaffa cakes - good.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)

i drink camomile tea

it helps me sleep

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)

well, that could lead to a happy ending

as both parties roll over and go to sleep. ;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)

Hahaha

Not at all. This is better done than mine.
I'd orignally wanted to draw the hairs on myself but my girlfriend has stolen my graphics tablet.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)

I really like the effeect you got

it seems quite movie poster style as it is. And a bit dirty, which fits.

I must confess a 'hair pie' was not a phase I'd heard of.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)

It's supposed to be 'hairy pie'

If you read Viz you'd have heard of it :-)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)

ah, not read viz

for many-a-year.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)

Draw the hairs on the picture instead

Unless you're particularly bald and miss the follicles.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)

she's just glad to find someone bigger than her

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

Indeed.

And as for you, lots of people are bigger than you :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)

Some girls are bigger than others

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)

yes they are

does that mean i get to shag them all?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)

Yes

Yes it does

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)

yay!

*buys shares in durex*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)

would.

both.

jeez, wish i had stayed on links board now..

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)

You'd need a LOT of flour.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)

hi!

I really like your antivirus product

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)

I really liked it until I realised that all it had been doing was sitting there whilst hundreds of trojans raped my computer :-(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)

I think anti-malware apps are much more needed these days (Malwarebytes , Superantispyware etc...)

The whole virus -vs- malware/trojan/spyware thing has really gotten out of hand and diversified over the last couple of years. It is difficult for any single anti-badstuff company to keep tabs on it all.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)

I'm using Avira and Malwarebytes. No major problems in recent weeks, apart from some dodgy SATA connections and a massive ball of fluff that disabled my CPU fan

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)

Malwarebytes - I believe that is the best thing out there right now.

I fix PCs so that I can buy food and keep a roof over my head. MBAM makes my day go a lot smoother.

I can sympathise with the bad SATA connection. I am really surprised at how shitty some implementations of SATA can be. I had a brand new; but bad jumper which caused me much grief -- leading me to believe that my shiny new 1TB hard drive was developing problems.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)

I think I had the same problem, my new 1TB drive kept giving me SMART errors and another one only worked intermittently. I'm thinking of getting a new motherboard and processor now that I've got the money to do so.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)

Nooooo!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)

KIWF

It'll burn for ages.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)

all them slits, spoilt for choice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)

FAFAFI

(find a fold and fuck it, as a mate of mine used to say)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)