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[challenge entry] Imagine no revolver..
Take that Chapman you fat retard!

From the If America Were Still British challenge. See all 482 entries (closed)

(barzo, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahaha obscure!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
#
yeah, look where peace and love got him. a cap in his ass.
(Mr Chicken, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I've got more rhymes than JD's got Salinger!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# So 2 then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# nicely
you should rewrite more history...the world could be so much sweeter:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I wonder..
If Lennon hadn't been killed the Beatles would have reformed to play live aid?
(barzo, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# reckon by now they could have bought Africa......and fed everybody
fuck Bono and the rest o'the shits:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Arf!
Also, this is my new favourite headline: www.nme.com/news/new-order/47797
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# yeah? yeah?
well morrissey's ready for 'im



(god, he really is a twat, isn't he?)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Ha!
He really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# It would appear that Moz ate all the pies.
All the vegetarian ones anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Morrisey is full of shit!
I totally saw him eating a burger once!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Bah, you should have had a camera. :(
The NME would have paid a fortune for that photo. Any opportunity to dig at him is great but that would have iced the entire cake. He insists his entire band AND crew remain strictly veggie. Supporting band too, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
#
"The trouble with you, Morrissey, is that you've never had the guts to kill yourself like Ian [Curtis]. You're fucking jealous."

Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# blimey!
that made me laugh in a very OMG! way
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Same here.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# This would have been so cool
the man of peace roundhouse kicking stalker.

Love the 'shoppery here very action packed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# How do you get peas?
With a knife
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# First post I return to is the best thing for weeks.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# This for the win.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)