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Attack of the 50ft Naked Woman

[Mod linkied as it's NSFW]
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# at work
adblock

you tit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# "Thank fuck I'm working from home today"


edit: huzzah for mod intervention!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# all I can say is
"Oh,Shit!"



that's
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# did you have one of those "Arrrrggghhh!" *frantically tries to minimise the winodw, only to maximise it * moments?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I sure did
I can't be seen looking at this when I'm meant to be editing gay male porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Make sure you don't fall asleep,
you don't want to wake up dead or owt....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# trufax
perhaps I'd better let the daily male make me a real man.

out of cotton wool, minced lamb and fuzzy felt
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Daily Mail even
what a curiously apt typo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# you forgot the sticky-back plastic and toilet rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# apple+W is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ummmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# twat (and tits)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Zeltergiset, I am at work and can't see this cos www2.b3ta is blocked. Please describe this picture to me.
Judging by the file name I assume it is a big naked lady.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# It is the attack of the 50ft woman poster,
with the 50 ft woman of old replaced by a computer generated naked lady woman thing. Although not a real naked lady, from a small way away, and a quick glimpse, it could very easily be construed for a real naked lady woman type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Thank you. I can almost picture it now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# it's shit.. job done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Absolutely shit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# the shittest
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Could you please link this?
You have been around long enough to understand the concept of NSFW you titminge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *sighs*..it's so obviously not a real naked woman..
but hey ho.. will know if there ever is a next time
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Imagine for a moment you're a senior member of staff
in an open plan office, and you see that from 15 feet away...

It's not hard to imagine really. try standing 15 feet away from your monitor. Or even squinting, if you can't be bothered to get up.

You'll get the idea about why it fails the "or looks like" test.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Oh ok.
So as Hentai is not real naked women, would your boss let you look at that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# 15ft away..and it still looks like the Attack of the 50ft woman poster
Hentai is hardcore sexual images..if you are comparing my pic to that then you're an idiot for sure.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Not really.
15ft away, and it looks like a naked lady.

Nobodies even saying you can't post it, only that you should link to it, and mark it as potentially NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *sighs*..you are so obviously a dickhead..
I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?

Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this is not the first time
people have tried to explain it to him either.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I bet there is a fetish site for badly drawn spunking cocks, actually
Other than b3ta, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I was so happy when I found this group for other like-minded badly drawn spunking cock enthusiasts.
My girlfriend just doesn't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)