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[challenge entry] Never had one that works properly

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(Mr T, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Red-X =/= bad PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Also: fuck 30,011 posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# 30,011?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# With a nice bowl of
What the fuck's it got to do with stew?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# You're right. I'm going to quit for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# You forgot to change your username to something offensive.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Booo.
It's not like you waste any more time than playing on games or that shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Twerze
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :((((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# No way man, no way.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Game over
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Ttssattsr is totally rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Ah - b3tan in 'conveniently misses nekkid tiem' shocker...
Never heard that one before ;)

Congratulations on achieving a level of procrastination of which lesser mortals can only dream...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# No
It means whatever you're looking at hasn't been put together properly and has something missing.
(Mr T, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I know what it means. How does it relate to a Dell computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# lol

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Is this a case of the problem exists between the keyboard and chair?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# The only problems I ever had with a Dell were problems I caused for it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# 99 problems and a Dell ain't one?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# You do fuck squirrels though right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# What a difference some punctuation makes...


been looking for an excuse to post this tho its barely topical....
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Oooff.
To Hull with you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Just about
It was switching anti-viruses. With viruses still on it. Windows was lamped and I had to factory reset the whole thing.

Happy I did actually. That thing was due for a spring cleaning.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# My Dell does not contain a spring.
SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Maybe not
But I consider the spring the viruses that near ruined the system. And to think I was gonna spend money on trying to the fix the thing when PC world just told me to factory reset it.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Pissy Werld in good advice shock?
bloody hell!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# There's the problem.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I have never owned a Dell PC
which is why I have no opinion, as it is outside of my experience.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# this is b3ta and you must have an opinion on everything
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I do not as it is outside of my experience.
If pressed to form one, I would venture that I am skeptical as to people's claims of how bad they are, as skepticism of anything anyone says is the safest course to take.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Invent an opinion
back it up with a fabricated anecdote
then post it on QOTW.

THAT's the b3ta way.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I have had other laptops
which were fine. Since I have no reason to believe that Toshiba and Fujitsu are any better than Dell, I can extrapolate that if Toshiba and Fujitsu's laptops are fine, then Dells will probably be fine too - until such time as facts are made known to me that suggest that Toshiba and Fujitsu are substantially different to Dell. Until such facts come into my possession, it is logical to assume that Dell are no worse than any other laptop manufacturer and that people who complain about them have merely been unlucky in their experiences - which is to say that they are lying for comic effect.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Needs more imagined sexual experience.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# One time I was very drunk
and I ended up having sex with a young lady. She did something embarrassing or I did something embarrassing but it all ended up okay.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# we got two dell desktops here
both pretty good, no hardware problems to date.
can't comment on dell laptops though, this one's an acer something-or-other. it's bee dropped many times, the fan rattles like fuck occasionally, keyboard is full of dust, couple of letters missing, but it still works.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Form an opinon you fence-sitting twerze!
You probably don't even vote, you bastard.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# okay
sell it, buy an acer laptop. that is my opinion. thankyou.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# really?
out of the 4 Latitude X300s i've got, the only one that went wrong was the one that my neice dropped and snapped the screen off.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Dell Computers: sadly not neice-proof
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# also...
Fujitsu-Siemens: Sadly not beer proof
Compaq: Should not be left on the roof of a car.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# See
they don't tell you this shit when you buy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# On this note.
If you are watching a film on your laptop, and you need the toilet, pause it and resume it when you return. Taking the laptop to the toilet with you isn't as good an idea as it sounds.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# It's handy for playing poker though.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Yes
but washing your hands makes them slippery. Also, new LCD displays are almost as expensive as a new laptop.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# haha, you're a phoney
no opinion, washed your hands????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I didn't use soap or anything though
It was more for the look of things. If the CIA are watching me, I don't want them to think I don't wash my hands.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# haha
did you burn your leg on the heatsink?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# No, but
www.b3ta.com/board/9759440
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# not good
i fell asleep watching a film with the laptop resting on my belly. i got burned.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ooomph

*wince*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# vague bacony smell woke me up
i was too drunk to feel pain.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It wasn't being dropped that caused the problem.
It was hitting the floor.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Deceleration trauma
...never good.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Problem exists between niece and floor.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)