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[challenge entry] It works for babies, why not post?
why not post?

From the New Ways To Deliver The Mail challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(joe90, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to put my hand up my mum's fanny to get my post
Although she'd enjoy having the postman make a delivery ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# If Royal Mail delivered babies
then there would never be any premature births anymore :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Yes, but they'd be much more likely to arrive damaged or be delivered to the wrong person.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Also the bit where the sender comes round nine months earlier and sticks his cock through your letterbox is awkward.
I'm confused by his role and level of parental responsibility, as well. I don't think this idea has legs.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Really? That's my favourite bit.
Especially when the letterbox has that tickly brush type thing on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# yeh if you get a nice side-to-side movement going, it really hits the spot
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# hospitals can get their own back
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# haha that is nicely illustrated :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# thank you!
This was the first proper thing I ever did with my tablet. I've done little more, but probably should.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# tj
looking for that hilarious image of robert mugabe on farmville. Anyone know who did it or where I can find it? cheers.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Blame Bad Horsey
www.b3ta.com/board/9691234
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# cheers
such a swift response‼
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Needs more jet propulsion.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
# wooosh!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Zooooooooooooooffffff!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I love his smile :)
And his rocket shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# He was the product of
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Pffft, ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooom *tweet*
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Where the hell is he getting all that fuel from?
This is excellent
+10 points for use of every colour in the basic crayola box.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I didn't use pink :(/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# That's acceptable as he is a boy dinosaur and not gay.
Points decision stands.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# pink is a horrible colour
and should never be used.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
# BLAM
ultimate awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# a baby arrives in approximately 9 months
that's waaaay too quick for second class.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# It wouldn't work for french letters
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)