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[challenge entry] Subcontracting to the police was turning out to be bad idea

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ha!
Top tagging!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# this
with clogs on
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Well I declare!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# there, on the stair . . . RIGHT THERE *points*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# My favourite use of
the "spherize..." filter yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# "This policeman's arse sponsored by..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# "How's my sitting? Call 0800 111 4567"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# "if you can't read this, then I'm doing fuck all"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# "I only poo at Paul's house"
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# "Now playing on iBum : Cheeky Girls : This is life (Touch my bum)"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# "Wide load"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *written in dust* "If only my wife was this dirty"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ok smartguy
How else DO you fit an 80mm-high parcel through a 40mm gap? Hmm?
I'll wait right here, clicking, until you answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ask any mother...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hizers!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Here's your delivery of a Swarovski horse & carriage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# lol, COVER THE REAR!!!!!!
Funny story which you reminded me of; an elderly woman I spoke to once in the office had problems with her phone line. Unfortunately she had a Lifeline panic button service and because her phone line was dead, the Police thought she was dead also. They turned up on a thursday night to check on her, but she was not answering her doorbell and knockings from the officers. So they smashed her front door in and found her with the TV on loud....watching the Bill. Must've pressed interactive or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# 3D coming at you!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)