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# I watched the Martix again last night. Frankie Boyle was correct.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *complains to BBC*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# There are gold medal winners in your spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha topical lols
Have the first outing of my brand new wooyay!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# you lie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# No tis true.
I've posted it a couple of times without the text, but I've finally got around to actually adding the words...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# ...and now that I've done it the words are annoyingly off-centre :/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# TEH SANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Nope. Digitalstrip ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# oh thankyou
nice
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# She looks like Britney Spears there
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I thought more Jodie Marsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Kerry 'Iceland' Cantona
I thought...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# What did he say?
No-one will tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Your wish is my command!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBxHwOGIi2c
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I don't have speakers at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Oh noes!
I shall transcribe it for you now.

Frankie Boyle: What no-one says about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who is looking at themselves in the back of a spoon. And then, when she arrived back on the flight, Did you see her boyfriend? He was really attractive, he was a male model or something. So from that, I have deduced, that Rebecca Adlington is very Dirty! I mean, if you just take into account how long she can hold her breath!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Frankie Boyle is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I thought everyone was complaining on her behalf.
I didn't realise that she was the one who actually lodged a complaint. Sour faced miserable bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# and hes quit Mock so no point watching that anymore.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I AM OUTRAGED!
I am more outraged than the last time I was outraged. OUTRAGED I TELL THEE!!!

Outrage.

Outrage
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha
I must admit, I thought it was someone holding up two slices of aubergine at first.

You watched The Matrix twice? I only got as far the first half hour.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I've not watched past this point.
I cum hard. Bald cancer child does it for me.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)