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In other news, I broke up with my girlfriend of nearly ten years this weekend... And she took Mr Floppity with her! (That's the small bunny that features in my comic strips, not a part of my anatomy.)

My latest project: short story audio books. They're free to download, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83

EDIT: Thanks for the support everyone, I'd better get back to ork. 'B3ta: It's not just there for the magenta cocks in life'.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# fuuuuckkk
Sorry to hear that fella, That's a cold thing to do... to take a mans Floppity (and muse) :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Tell me about it.
She kept on insisting she was supposed to be my muse. I didn't really have the heart to tell her it was the bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# well, one of the comedians I've worked with split up with his girl and started handing out naked pics of her
at his gigs. Not too sure you should do that; but it helped him.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Depends.
Was she fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Yes.
she was and I've got one of the A4 pics he handed out.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# POIDH
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I think DNA will get a conviction too.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# That's a pretty vindictive thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# It was a bit of a shock to say the least.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I have some of her if you wanna go for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Thanks for the suggestion.
I'll file it under 'things to do if I really do want her father to kill me'. I'm a little bit concerned about that as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# awww..... booooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Boo.
But don't worry - I'm sure you can buy another.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Nope,
I've never seen another one like him. We even searched the internet because when we found him he had no face. I sewed him a new one.

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I was on about your girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah,
but the shipping from Thailand is a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# buy them a ticket.
don't stuff the girl in the suit case.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Bad news Mata
Sorry to hear that. Best wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ah poo :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Bad times dude.
I have an eternal fear that something like this may happen if I ever split from the Bloke. God help him if he ever tries to take MY Snotbot.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Afternoon, are you all well and good and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hey love
I'm alright, been away due to mentalbusytiems at work. Gash. You alright Mr Hat-Hat?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I totally saw, something about salmon skins or something.
I'm scared, very very scared. But also well, work is getting interesting, in that the last 2 years might have been for nothing :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Heh.
They are beautiful! Though they do smell fishy, which came as a great surprise. Some posh bird is putting them on a foot stool.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# A fishy smelling stool?... :)
She could leave a bag of kippers on it for a few days to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# And then cover it in glitter.
My god, it would be fabulous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Golden salmon do look nice
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# What an endearing name...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# He is an awesome
and useful tissue holder . I actually have two as I was worried I'd lose one. THEY ARE BOTH MINE FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :(
Go on an over the top rescue mission
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hmm...
Black outfit, abseiling through a roof-window, concussion grenades... I think that's a damn good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# skylight/fishin rod/dangled carrot
Kidnapped bunny =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Bunnies
The evil crux of mankinds development/downfall.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# You are wrong
I'm so infuriated that I can't express with words just how wrong you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I've seen it in action
they get us up the evolutionary ladder and then take away the steps. Not as evil as squirrels though.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Man that's really sucky, sorry to hear it.
Keep up the quality cartoons though, you spread smiles to the rest of us :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Ooooh... not nice. Sorry old bean.
Great Floppity!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I don't even know you, but I like your work
Therefore this sucks :(

Can we expect some darker stuff in the coming weeks? I'm a writer myself and I secretly enjoy the change in my work during emotionally painful times...
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)