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# Cat dirty. Wash cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# :3 Poor kitty
My back is fine now, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Tell me about your back. Have you considered getting rid of it and being perminantly flaccid?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I don't need to lose my back for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Rigidity is overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# That's what Hitler said
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# If I find out that you're lying there'll be trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Is that why you have a floppy disc?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Lets discuss your username. You start.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Yes, let's
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# GOOD GRACIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# If you really felt that way you'd write me a poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Dirty cat, wash cat
We'll blow dry you so your fur ain't flat.
Spinin' on the fast cycle, warm wash prevents icicles
Dirty cat, wash cat
Now looking good to chase that rat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Totally lost that last line.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
# If this was something I could touch I'd be touching it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# This sounds logical

How are you ttasaatrddr?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I'm roughly 50%.
Which equates to 7/9ths.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Tanned, and with ear infection
but other than that, I'm tip top

Gave Devin Townsend a spin yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I'm not a fan of his, so I haven't. I'm really bad at music at the moment anyway.
Tell me about the tan, ear and your infection.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I just got back from the Mexico, where I got both the tan and the infection

I had the ear before that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Mexico! I can only assume it was ace fun and that you didn't get The Plague too?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah, it was good
I know the area well, so it was all chillaxing and shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Deastro
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# That should be arriving here in a day or two.
I've only just finished with Ki, he's too fast for me these days.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I like Ki

Did you know that he has taken control of metalsucks for a day?
Some interesting reads: www.metalsucks.net/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I did not know that, I'll take a look.
He's playing over here at a festival next August which should be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Cool
I only got to see him play when SYL was but a young band. I would like to see him again some day.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I saw SYL a few years ago, but with his band could be completely different.
I'm trying to pick up tickets to a festival vaguely near you actually, in Tilburg. Goatsnake, YOB, Los Natas, Church of Misery, it's looking good so far.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Really? Is it in club 013 perchance?
's a nice venue.

Going to see The Mars Volta there again in a couple of weeks. Saw them do a three hour set there last year. And a week after that: Slayer. Let's see what they've become.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Apparently it's at the 013 and the Midi theatre, 3 day event. Tickets sold out in a matter of hours last year, so I'm not getting my hopes up.
And neither should you for Slayer..
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Heh, I know
Still, it's quite a small venue for Slayer to play in, so it might be good.

Tilburg is a nice town. Lots of bars in the venue area too. Too bad I have to change trains three times in order to get there.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# awww
clean floofy

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# This one time my cat in the garden and ALL DIRTY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# my cat shits in my bath
I dislike him immensely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Mine has a tendancy to walk into my room, guff and then fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# O HAI Ttssattssattssattssattssatt... I don't know how to stop spelling you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# AFTER THE 'U' SUPERLOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Wash cat. Dirty cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I'm going to put soil in the washing machine. Then I'll make a fort out of the sofa. I'll probably be sleepy afterwards, so I'll nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# fuck have you been?
redsushi was inconsolable!

nice to see you back in the zone :) if i had the photo with me i'd post my cat in the washing machine. unfortunately i don't so you'll have to imagine it. it looks a bit like your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Here, I drew it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
thank you, that's almost exactly right!

i think mu was inconsolable too, looking down there vvv
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# OOOH LORDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Are you a noob?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# HELLO ATOMIC.
I check back here occasionally and I always do a wank over your drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# i really missed you...we need art here!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I'll try and post a little more often :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Poor kitteh!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Yeah! Rotate that fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# TTSS! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I WAS SO WORRIED YOU DIDN'T CALL TO LET US KNOW HOW YOU WERE ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I WENT TO THE GARDEN TO DO A FUCK IN A HOLE BUT I GOT LOST AND I SURVIVED BY LICKING MY PALMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I think Ray Mears or Bear Grylls or some other one showed that technique the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I ate a leaf and it went all down into my tumbly an it tasted a little bit of rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# W3T C@ :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# There was sand in the cat and I couldn't clean it out with my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# This looks exactly as it should.
You are a good person.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I also wash ducks and beetles.
IN MY TUMMY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# :)
Ducks and beetles are natural allies. I expect they are very happy and wear their smiles loudly on their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I sort of want to do an arty picture of a duck and some beetles playing vollyball.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# You'd be crazy not to succumb to your insane desires.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)
# If you call me insane one more time I swear I'll draw an elf puke party.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Dogs playing snooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# THAT@S INSANITY!!11!
Dogs play pool and billiards.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Haha fuck you, Prequal!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Dogs haven't the patience for snooker
Well known fact. Terry Nutkins mentioned it on the television once. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)