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[challenge entry] BNP website hacked!!


Not feeling very witty sure someone can come up with something funnier for these two 'adorable' people to be saying to each other?

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(squizzer mingingly bad jokes a speciality, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I feel you may have misread the compo brief....
Also, your pic is a tad large. Still images should be under 100kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# It's time to make a stand
for your cardboard cutouts, to stop them falling over?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# BIHHAR!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'm not often a nazi, but how does this relate to the compo in any way?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Nick Griffin is normally a baddy and now he is a toad
Hang on, wait a second.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# he's a crapaud!
multilingual me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# IVESY
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# great!
watch this!
*pulls a rotted rabbit carcass out a hat*
ah.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# wow
I'll show you my amazing trick I've been practising in the kitchen







*peels potato*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# cool!
wait a minute...
THATS AN APPLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Where's Bucky O'Hare when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Hmm, OK I'll play
"I don't know what to do -- give me a suggestion."

"Tell you what, Nick, why don't you go to B3ta and post oversized images into their challenge?"

"Yeah! That's a great idea!"

"Just make sure they've got nothing to do with the subject, now!"

"Yes ma'am."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# sorry
sorry, v.crap I know, it's just that I thought shrinking the width would kinda lose the 'website' effect - as for the brief, artistic license? meh
(squizzer mingingly bad jokes a speciality, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# It's not the width that bothers people
It's the fact it's 246k. Also that if a challenge brief says "This week's challenge is to create cut-out-and-keep dolls based on celebrities, like these lovely ones. For extra points, photograph their exploits during the hours of fun they'll almost certainly provide" it seems a bit more than artistic license to make that into "Photoshop a website"...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I used a website as a cutout doll once

Nobody got it though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# okay...

NOT SHOPPED

P.S. that's a bit big :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Hmmm pies

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)