
he is just screaming out to be manloved
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:38,
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hmm - you are very nosy aren't you?
You: no i will not talk dirty to you!!!
You: you perv!
Stranger: No i'm not? :D haha
You: hang on - are you the one pretending to be a 17 year old girl?
You: or is that me?
Stranger: I think it's you?
You: OK then. Do you want ME to undress?
Stranger: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:01,
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You: hmm - you are very nosy aren't you?
You: no i will not talk dirty to you!!!
You: you perv!
Stranger: No i'm not? :D haha
You: hang on - are you the one pretending to be a 17 year old girl?
You: or is that me?
Stranger: I think it's you?
You: OK then. Do you want ME to undress?
Stranger: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"South Africa vows to treat all babies with HIV"
Wut? They don't want THAT, ffs!

I once started a new job and the orientation video stated "If you are disabled we can give you Aids". It's a cruel world in the financial services.
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:47,
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He said "Oh good, I had no idea they were so enlightened over there."
I said "You haven't thought this through have you?"
He said "What do you mean?"
I said "that means there'll be hundreds of gay Ugandans claiming asylum over here.. and getting it"
"Oh dear."
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:48,
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I said "You haven't thought this through have you?"
He said "What do you mean?"
I said "that means there'll be hundreds of gay Ugandans claiming asylum over here.. and getting it"
"Oh dear."

I just wondered if they're now officially a race or something.
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:50,
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but their later work was too derivative.
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:54,
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