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# Because I'm bored of this weeks challenge
(Corbo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:59, archived)
# there was a challenge this week?
Get your votes in for impossible weapons
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post570925

or what Jesus did before he was 30
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post577526

Or Michael Bay's Bible Stories
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post579074
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:00, archived)
# ..
this
every
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)
# talking of fictions...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8386154.stm

turn the irony up to 11 (assuming I actually know what irony means)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
"You can't play with my Christmas. It's mine!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# What a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# fucking hell
I love them all.

The challenge will most likely be:

Coasters: Coffee rings on your table are kind of annoying. Design cool coasters without the use of photoshop and show us how you can avoid coffee rings.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# You're just giving Fraiser ideas now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Other contenders are:
Paper swans: Make a paper swan. Take a photo of it. Ad nauseum.

PrtScn Chlng: PrtScn. SvAs jpg. Pst on bta.

Toilet paper jackets: Toilet paper can be cold, knit a toilet paper jacket to keep toilet paper warm. Take a photo. Post on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Buildings
We have some nice buildings but we could do with more. Buy some land in the City of London and design and erect a skyscraper to rival the Gherkin. Post pictures of your efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Piss war
Film yourself pissing on unsuspecting strangers in the street. Extra points awarded if one or more people piss back at you, superscore if a female pisses back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# you would
:)

they aren't allowed to be scale models

fully workable buidings only
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# i think fraser does it on purpose to upset you all
its certainly some of the best trolling ive ever seen...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# the internet is an upsetting place
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# im upset right now
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I already submitted the idea of a Guy Richie style Bible
Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# "What Jesus did before he was 30"?!
Er ... isn't that ... "The New Testament"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# he was born
he grew to about 14 I think
then did fuck all until just before his death.

fucking hippy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# 'ning
I'll just slip this pearoast in here




Yes indeed- if anyone does tweet this to Mr Fry, I'd just like to say "Greetings from Beccles Mr Fry"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)
# ha!
have you noticed that they've cloned a young Katona to appear in the new Iceland adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:02, archived)
# And murdered one of Cole Porter's greatest songs
:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Hear that?
That's the sound of a thousand lurkers tweeting the link to your pic to Stephen Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:03, archived)
# He's thinner now
and looks a lot better


I got another follower this morning - some woman who'd only made one tweet and was following 876 people - seems she wants me to look at some adult content - I suspect shannanigans...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Was it Britney?
Apparently Britney gets fucked a lot and the videos are everywhere. People are just DYING for me to watch it.

I've declined
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ha
I only use twitter to follow industry/technical tweets and I get some weird people wanting to follow me. I have never even released a tweet. I never thought I'd even type the word!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:17, archived)
# heh, I'm only on it to keep up with news about stuff
although I saw some article asking "Will Twitter replace email?"

its 6-page conclusion? - "No."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# there are a lot of web dev twits - er I mean tweets? eh what?
but it's like everything else - there are only a set amount of hours in a day!

what do we read blogs? tweets?

I still haven't cottoned on to newsgroups, let alone RSS!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# get with the times, man
soon everyone will just use Wordr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I love that that's ace
I have secretly posted

absobloodylutely!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# we're not allowed to use twitter here
and I can't be bothered with it at home
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I don't see the attraction of twitter
at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Isn't this reason enough?
"@quikipedia The German word kummerspeck, literally 'grief *bacon*', means an excessive gain in weight prompted by emotional problems."
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# that is now my second favourite german word after Katzenjammer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# have you got a secret second life as a wonky house DJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# rumbled!
twitter.com/wearenoji
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# haha
is Alan Davies playing Higgins?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# now THAT would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)