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# New housemate
I have a new, and very lovely, housemate. I thought /Board might like to riff on her clearly awesome crime- fighting powers...


(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# post pics of HER instead of this package
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# this^
What are her powers?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# she can turn into a package at will
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# If I could turn myself into a package I'd hardly be able to contain myself...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You're a Fragile soul....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Do not bend... no don't be-ISAIDDON'TBENDSEEWHATYOU'VEDONENOWYOULITTLESHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# You're so wrapped up in yourself...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# You'd be able to go anywhere in a jiffy
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ha ha ha Honest roffle
oh, and are you any relation to ^package^ person bychance?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# she can fire cats out of her clunge
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# what the hell was she having delivered? An Elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# She was having a Cat Cannon delivered
It even says so on the package!

How many cats-per-minute does it fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Tom-my Gun?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Or
An Au-Tom-atic weapon....
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# A Catling Gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# THAT IS AN IMMENSE NAME
does she have a package?
(BootBeat, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Tits or fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# what key is it in?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Thank you directory enquiries
I now know where you live
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# KIIIIIIIILLLLL HIIIIIIIMMMMMMM
If I could do a Mexican accent through the power of text... that would be it.

How's the little one doing? Yours is the same age as ours I seem to remember. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Worked for me :D
She's good, apart from being admitted to hospital on Friday night with a really high pulse and respiration count and a really low oxygen saturation level :( She was in for 24 hours and is now on an inhaler - I'll leave it to your imagination to guess how popular that is!

And your little hamster?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Argh! That sounds like a nightmare :/
Hamsterette is fine, though she has another in the endless succession of colds, and is fast learning what it takes to be naughty. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
#
surprised it was delivered with an incomplete address
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)