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[challenge entry] Made this for my friend Dawn a few years back.
ENJOY! Update, made Filesize MUCH smaller :p

Credit goes to me for the Picture and my lovely wife for the poetry :)

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Anal_Volley_Net, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
#
wtf is wrong with your wife?
Did you meet in a care home?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Erm..... size etc... and that's a bit fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# A FAIL OF MONUMENTAL SIZE.
B&
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# there are at least x
things wrong with that picture
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# He's got he's footing!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# He's got he's footing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# aaah
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Modems and, of course,
Luddites with mobile devices, you cocking.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# You are all really going to tell this person
that this is fucked up?

I don't mean to harp but I have really seen some messed up things here as well.

I will say this, you are probably going to hell.

edit: 948 kilobabley GIF?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# You're the one who shopped a dead guy's face onto santa
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Did I?
:D When???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# FREEBASE IS DEAD
www.b3ta.com/board/9828137
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# O Rly?
How'd he die? Hopefully from some sort of anal fissure...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Didnt think of mobile users.
How unlike the Christmas Spirit of me, there you go, now it should be a shade over 200KB...
(I helped save b3ta! Anal_Volley_Net, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# are you some kind of spawn of chris morris?
(JoePesky, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# The Worbel Fly IS a parasite.
It enters it's host through the foot, chews out it's throat, bores through it's backbone then emerges through a hole in it's back.
(I helped save b3ta! Anal_Volley_Net, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Match made in heaven*
*may not be true
(JoePesky, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Ah cheers mate
Probably not your type though.
(I helped save b3ta! Anal_Volley_Net, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I was talking about your wife
(JoePesky, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# To the schools!
With your artistic talent, your wife's poetic force, and my bayonetted-super-soaker...we can annihilate christmas once and for all!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:52, archived)
# wooo
that is fúcking SKILL that is

(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)