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Credit to Sea Tramp for the joke, www.b3ta.com/board/9836997

Just thought I would shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# arf. Have one from the 'vaults'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# woo
to tinsel ended ones!
(empty head, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# We had a joke about him advertising Durex
"When I cheat on my wife, I use Durexm 100%* safe"

etc...


*may not be 100% safe
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Well that's all we have time for this week.....
Oooooo eeeeeee, oooooooo eeeeee, what up with that? what up with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Did you see the al gore one?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Download it you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I might.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# He'd rather use his wood to plug 'em I suspect
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Well that would be Iron-ic.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# oof....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Now do The Shining.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# how do you mean, 'do'?
You want me to 'do' the Shining?
Here? Now?
With everyone watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *watches*
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Yes.
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Gillette must be dreading what Roger Federer has done...
Terry Henry's a professional cheat, Tiger's a serial womaniser, now all we need is Federer to turn out to be a kiddie fiddler and possibly the most expensive advertising payout in history is completely down the pan :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# And what a relief that will be!
Next target: those, fucking, GoCompare adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Yep. Always nice when advertisers screw up :)
Next industry - property sales.

/just pulled out of 9 month house purchase hell losing bunch of cash but regaining sanity blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I can picture the scene:
"Hey, that meerkat advert is doing alright. That's we need, some wacky character. He'll be a cult within days!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# "No, I didn't say cult, I said..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# How about the ones between Virgin programmes
with the whiny-arsed a capella 'singer' going on about text messaging?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Federer has a lot of cows
A swiss friend of mine told me that everytime he wins a competetion the government give him a cow

TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Well it's either a cow, a cuckoo clock or a stack of nazi gold...
EDIT - Blimey. You're right!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# so, has everyone gone to the pub or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Chance would be a fine thing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Humm might have to go and harass those snowglobe people again.
Although I think they've unplugged their alarm system.

EDIT ooo no - a conga line!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Bit dead in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Shhhh! Everyone's asleep.
EDIT I'd make something rubbish and post it just to get a bit of movement going but I'm plumb out of inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# WELL WAKE UP AND ENTERTAIN ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# SEE EDIT!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# There you go! See what you've made me do! Reposting in a new threard!
Now they'll all pile out of the woodwork and flame me!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I am up to my eyeballs in work
for once

the bloody Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Is he dead yet?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)