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# Inglorious lazy basterds


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(traxdata, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# haha - nice
Robbie rotten is genuinely ace - just look at him!

Why does sportacus have a mouse trap stuck to his hat though? Ive not seen the film, so i dont know the relevance of the scene...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# i love that show
it is difficult to watch it and not feel enthused to go out and do something. Also you can see Robbie's Lycra penis bulge in all of the shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I'm sure robbie rotten is
Matt Dillon
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# They are playing post it note guess the person in the film
(traxdata, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
#
My kids insist he is the coolist on the programe
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# That show is enormously creepy
and so in Quentin Tarantino
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Indeed.
The paedo he plays in Dusk Til Dawn seems to, ah, come a little to easily to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I don't remember much of that film other than somewhere near the end
where they go into a Mexican Bar and kill a load of Vampires or was that another movie?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Same movie. It is essentially two movies in one.
It also has a marvellously disturbing Lolita moment with a young Juliette Lewis saying to the "pervert" Tarantino "Would you lick my pussy ... please ... ?" to wind him up, to which he amusingly pathetically replies "Um ... sure ... ".

George Clooney is in it to, and is excellently sweary.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# "i may be a bastard, but im not a fucking bastard"
great line, great character
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# "Pyschos do not explode when sunlight hits then, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are"
classic
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# i always thought he imagines that
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# yes he does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Oh. Gosh.
Does he? I always thought it was real (in the story, obviously).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# oh Vaggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Next you'll be telling me that vampires don't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# women that suck you dry?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Fuck I hated Dusk Til Dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# You were wrong to.
Salma Hayek doing the dance with the albino Boa is one of the most erotic things ever committed to celluloid. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Ai no Korida
Gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# when I first watched it with the wife
we put it on pause to get some grub just literally a second before the film changed gear

when we put it back on we thought it was the wrong film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha I can imagine that was really quite surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# it was odd readjusting to it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Haha
that's pretty much how I felt when we watched Mulholland Drive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ooh - don't tell me as that's on my list
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Fucking LOVE that film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I was warned "careful, it's a bit of a head fuck".
I was annoyed thinking someone had given me a spoiler. Believe me, it spoils nothing. In fact, I think someone could go through that film a scene at a time telling you what happens, and watching it would still be a fresh, original and unexpected head fuck. It's ever so good.

I also had the great fortune to see Dusk Til Dawn knowing nothing at all about it other than the recommendation "Watch this film, it's great. I can't remember who's in it, but it's good."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# is it wrong to assume that she has a magenta brazillian?
assume fantasize
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# she has no pubic hair yet
so, no.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# what?
she's about 28 isn't she
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *googles*
18 apparently. Probably not when they were recorded though.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 18's allowed
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# so she's a sconner?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Semi pea roast 4 compo...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# oh god!
Wants/ fears
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Was just looking for my one of these

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hahah
bbq beans are teh boke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Inspired
by the 'Kentucky Fried Chicken Chicken' from the spitting image book perhaps? =D
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)