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# Hello, B3ta, sorry I haven't been around to submit my fair share of CDC's


I've been building a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# LOLCOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# COCKS ARE FIDDLEY
SMALL COCKS ARE FLIDDY.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# LIKE YOURS THEN
BAZINGA!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# D:
Stop making fun of my thalidomide! It takes me almost as long to think of a witty reply as it does to type it :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# More like... cockputer!
Ha ha ha, me so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# AR HAR HAR :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# the LOL5000 has already been replaced by the LOL5500e
I hope you can find parts. I see you have the SATA attached CDC engine, so you should be good for a few years
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I've found all the parts on the internet.
The hard thing is finding them all on my desk D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I thought you were having a milestone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Me too (see below)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Oh man, I completely forgot D:
Edit: Wait, I'm not near a milestone. But I thought I was.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# 5k Yay!
keep up the good work :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Make sure you plug in your PCI-2 Speedcore Processor Unit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Can I repost my anim of the dog having the seizure here?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Please!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
It was ttssattsr's description, not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# SPEEDCORE FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# haha technotechnotechnotechno
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# :D
You're the best, man.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I'm amazed no one's mentioned his purple opposable nipples yet
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Opposable I thought the glo-sticks were stripper tassles
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# tech no tech note ch no tech no
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# what an odd looking zebra
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I hope that dog is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Well fuck then here's some cowboy boots on some tins.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Why do those appear to be tins of SHITO?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Maybe he's a Spanish cowboy, a shito kickero.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Because he doesn't know shito from shinola
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Shito.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# New & Improved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Nutritional Values Per 100 Grams
Protien 7g
Carbohydrates 4g
Fat 25g
Saturated Fat 11g
Cholesterol 20g
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Traces of Nut
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Yes! :D
*does the seizure*
It's a dance.
Honest
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# everything seems to be in order here
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Meanie!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Too late sorry oops lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Overclock to 350BPM man!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Where's your ESD strap and anti-static mat?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# It's okay, I've wired my own penis into it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# You kinky sod!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# No that won't work.
Your willys buswidth is too small. Oh gosh bottlenecking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Shitshitshit how do I fix this :(
Could I overclock and add more fans?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# You could use the Mangirth Extreme Turbo pump I found.
Honestly, it's not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# "It's my wife's"
;D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# AAAAHHH AAAAAHHH AHHHHH AHHH AHHHHHH AHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Oh fucknuggets.
Nearly everything is in (har har har), I'm just waiting for the hard drive so I can finish (HAR HAR HAR)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hmmmm,
Cox in a bocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I admire your can-do attitude and your box of cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I admire your cock and your box of can-do attitude.
See what I did there? I did the ol' switch-a-roo.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Niiiiice!
You'll be dazzling me with your pull-back-and-reveals in a minute.

And I'll be all like "Whoa, dude! Awesome!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# :D
Naw, just a windowed side-panel, so you can see all the cocks spurting out hot pixel data :D
I've bought the Antec 900 case, if you find that interesting :D
I could list all the components off the top of my head, I think, if you'd like.
I'm hoping it all works together, everything fits together at least.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Will there be coloured lights?
I like pretty things.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# 2x blue led front fans, 1x blue led rear fan.
I may get some cold cathode lights :P
The problem is, this pc is in my room, so if I leave it on overnight to illegally download liberate update stuff from the internet then my whole room will be illuminated by the lights D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# You need to install a fog machine to dull the shine
And make it feel like you are sleeping in some sort of an early 90s music video.

Imagine the dreams. Go on, imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Ooooohhh...
Ahhhh.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Overcock that shit!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha MORE COCKS! D:<
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# congrats!
good luck building your cock box
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Many thanks :D
My mothercock came with dogtags.
Everybody who sees me will know I'm a hardcore gamer.
But because I'm a hardcore gamer I'll never leave my room.
OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# You could take a picture of it and make it into a tshirt
And when the pizza dude delivers your pizza, he'll be totally impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I don't know if he could make it out past the manboob folds, grease and stains of a typical hardcore gamer :P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Pizzadudes are trained for this kind of perception
So don't worry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Harcore GAYmer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# FAGgot :(
Wait, that doesn't work :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)