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# Fuck you, I won't post what you tell me....
Breaking News: Simon Cowell has been found dead at his home, he appears to have committed suicide. Paramedics on the scene reported that his trousers were pulled right up to his neck and the belt tightened as far as it could go....
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Don't feed the troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# He says whilst feeding the troll.
Stop hogging the troll. I want to feed it too
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# OMG RAGE WONE DID THENs?
Breaking news: A shitty Sony artist beat a shitty Sony artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# *invests in Sony*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# BUT THE MESSAGE is getting out to THE PEOPLE
NOT TO DO what anyone TELLS YOU.

Also cops are all members of the KKK, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Like really
the last line of the song is a complete non sequiter, and not in an artistic, Dylan Thomasy way.

You just wrote a shitty song about all police being in the KKK and how you're not going to do what someone unnamed wants you to do which is also undefined.

Why didn't we all vote for Raining Blood?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Don't worry. It's Wombling Merry Christmas next year
as it'll be 35 years, and Cribbins is currently hip.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Cribbins
is the fucking mutts nuts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XX9LX2es4 is a work of genius.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGk4AKOwJbc
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I only heard this one recently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKNYOh8iK6g

But I like it a lot, it's really rather catchy
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# DONT JUST BUY A 17 YEAR OLD RECORD BECAUSE FACEBOOK TOLD YOU TOO
fight the power
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# If all you care about in music is the label
then I feel very sorry for you.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Someone say "you're supposed to post pictures here you dickhead"
Then he can reply FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Then a mod will say:
Fuck you, B&

Incidentally, Boris Johnson is on XFM or Absolute Radio. Can never tell which is which.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# One's a radio station the other is a twit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# heh, silly piphany
I like learning archaic words and he is one of the greatest dispensers of such.

How's you, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I didnt sleep
Im surprisingly awake.

I need more tea.

I like MW2

Im playing madden right now.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I've recently broken out COD4
as I like to stay ~1 year behind on games as it makes them cheaper and the graphics card needed cheaper :)

And I'm tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I have xbox, so no need to upgrade and shit
I do get whiney racist kids tho.

I spent over 22 days playing cod4 online.... already spent about 5 on MW2 in a month and a half.... :/ Work is being neglected
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# That qualifies him to be mayor of one of the most important cities in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Well to be reasonably fair he hasn't really fucked anything up yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# wait, people did what rage told them....
WHAT'S GOING ON.

I THOUGHT THEY DIDNT WANT US TO DO WHAT THEY TOLD US.

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Some cunts don't like being told what to do and some other cunts do.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I think this sound should help:
KER-CHING
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I hear nothing
www.instantcashprizes.com maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Oh, my mistake I must have mistaken this for the /talk board,
let me just... WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# o_0
It's snowing here. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# "In what has been described by industry experts as 'possibly the greatest chart upset ever'
McElderry was pipped to the post by American group Rage Against The Machine's anti-X Factor protest single."

I'm just amazed they knew about XFactor so far in advance

I love how the song will now always be associated with this and lose all credibility it once had.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# It hasn't had any credibility for 15 years
It's been "fuck you I won't tidy my bedroom" all that time
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Strangely enough it is probably the weakest protest song I've ever heard
"Some of those who work forces, are the same that burn crosses"
"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me."
and
"Now you do what they told ya, now you do what they taught ya!"

repeat

Not exactly Dead Kennedys but vaguely enjoyable as something to stop X-Factor dross.

Personally next year I might start an internet campaign to get Dead Kennedys "Too Drunk to Fuck" as No. 1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I'd buy it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Then it begins :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Please make this happen :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Back in the day...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8l2UtJ83I4&feature=PlayList&p=BE4237DB69A2D843&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=43
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I have that album
It is brilliant.

Trujillo is a bass playing legend!
(AMadDayYes, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# That'll tell us.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)