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# Possibly the worst snowman I have ever seen.

Made by some mongy kid by my house.
(Maels, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Did he eat the snow and throw it up?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Is that where your neighbour has been emptying his grass box?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# It looks like he tried to use it to make cream of carrot soup
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# snowduck!
wak wak wak
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# HAhahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Well I sure hope that one don't magically come alive,
looks like it'd eat your knees!

*edit* just noticed the fag end top right, classy kids! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# thats no way to talk about your son
you were warned not to have sex with your cousin and you have to face the consequences
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Very insensitive. Some people can't afford nice snow like you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# "Hello Tyranasaurus Alan!"
to be fair, I think it's quite good considering there doesn't appear to be much snow there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# looks like ice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# actually it could just be the result of someone cleaning out their freezer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# i thought it was just an icy road
but i think you may be right

i still like it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# er yeah - that's what I meant
I want it to snow again
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# me too
I haven't been able to enjoy this first burst

apparently this here london is going to get a battering tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# What?
I don't think I can take anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Where the hell are you with all you prodigious snows?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Sussex
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Ah.
The old "Eastern Areas" that have had so many of those orange triangles of late.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Sussex club represent.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# This here Mancunia is looking to get it tomorrow night/Sunday.
That's when the real fun starts - fresh snow on top of ice. This week'll look like a picnic with another few inches of fresh on top.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# This here Leeds/Huddersfield is looking to just be cold
with no fun snows :(

Huddersfield had a severe weather warning last night - Severe Heavy Snow Shower Expected at 3am...

what did it do? Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Apparenty it was -453 in Mancunia last night was it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# No
-453 is when the young ladies of the town cave in and put tights on.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
#
There was more than enough snow to make a half (or even one-hundredth) decent snowman.
(Maels, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# that's fucking ace
I bet that's a Tesco Value carrot too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Contemporary art at its very best.
Noonage all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# The carrot is backwards...
...that child doesn't deserve to live.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# It's the 'cunt in the fuck' look I think he was going for.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Boy that carrot must be furious.

Out of all the snowmen he just had to get this one!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)