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# It's a small world
but I wouldn't want to paint it.
/Stephen Wright impression.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)
# you sounded just like him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# OK who's this then?
I have a picture of my wife on the mantelpiece.
It keeps the kids away from the fire.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Dawson?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# You're good!
For maximum points answer this ancient riddle.
What's got four legs and flies?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)
# The rotting corpse of Shergar?
/dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Spike Milligan's joke at the time was
The IRA sent Shergar's severed leg with a ransom note that said, "send a million pounds or this horse never runs again".
(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:33, archived)
# the cat after meeting my foot?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Take That & Lulu
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# A flying table?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# A. Long John Silver and three of his mates
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# isn't it "what's got 4 wheels and flies?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# what's another word for thesaurus?
:D

I heart stephen wright.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Also
Borrow money from pessimists.
They don't expect it back.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I said to my girlfriend -
if you could find out when and how you were going to die, would you want to know.
she said - no.
I said - forget it then....


I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. After 5 minutes I turned to him and said - better put your seatbelt on, I saw something in a cartoon and I reckon I can pull it off.


*gets coat*
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# My friend Jed is a medium wave DJ.
When he drives under bridges his voice fades.
(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)