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[challenge entry] ITV: Your complete lifestyle solution


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(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Bacon, hard sums and a book sounds like fun to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Damnit now I want some breakfast at nearly 10pm.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# I approve of this.
And who wrote this?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crand
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# everybody knows it's a random number generation algorithm
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# b&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# google images' first search result
gives an interesting definition
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
# the first image search result for "bacon" was interesting enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
# wasn't that featured in the b3ta newsletter once?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Look at that pigeon with all it's fucking crand.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)
# i would well get that on a mug.. if the mug didn't cost ridiculous dollars
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# If you brandish a mug of crand at me, expect to be waylaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# :D
I did a poo in the toilet and now it smells in the hallway :(

it smells bad.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# this is important news
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# It's as well it wasn't the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)
# you mean if the toilet did a poo in him?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
# and then the hallway would be all up in our smell
I don't think I could stand for that.

ALSO: when you poo into the toilet; the toilet poos back into you
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# i thought I should clarify that the poo did indeed go into the toilet. duely, that precident was much needed.
I turned and looked at it as if to say "Is that you making all this smell"

It looked at me bashfully as if to say "Yes, sorry."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# open the window and waft the door
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# there's no windows in the hallway
:(:(

it's dark and smells of bowel.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# toilet window!
its probably almost gone now anyway.....probably.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
# 9:00
all three are the same question.
answer: 0
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# one hundred points!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# i don't like the bill, though
can i go back to the bacon part again?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# free TV license for the first 100 correct answers,
but remember to show your working.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# :D
nerrrrrrrrrrrrd :)

on b3ta maybe a case of throwing rocks in glass houses.

fuck knows if that's the right metaphore but it is what I'm pitching my brick at.

EDIT: through rocks indeed
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# The irony is that it's neither hard, nor a sum,
but your average daytime TV viewer might not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
# I think I'm going to watch the dot for a little bit longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I wish we had a video, so I could watch it in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Oh thank fuck for you, Rap.
I was starting to think no one had gotten it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# I really should get both series on DVD since my old VHS are shagged out
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
# YES, WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 23:15, archived)
# pffft "go to bed, spotty"
"and don't forget to unplug your television.."
"why?"
"because it'll blow up you silly boy!"
"GREAT!"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)