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# This was in yesterday's Evening Standard...


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I'm guessing his cock exploded...
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# indeed, that cropping is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Resistance to puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# QUAD SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# OhmMG
.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I don't think I've got the capacitor for many more of these...
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# There's an episode of "Cracker" where this happens
the coroner tries to show Coltraine a "genuine carbonated penis."
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Han Solo is not a penis! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# He isn't?
Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong place...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# like lemonade?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I am loving the way you shopped it to look like a scanned bit of news paper.

* What font matching software do you use?

EDIT: maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Maybe super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Tech Support Barbie
Oh my god
(AMadDayYes, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# You've also got to remember
to put some text in on the reverse side and give it just the right amount of bleed through.
I once got the Guardian's spot the ball competition (this was years ago), scanned in the side with the image on it and also the other side. Reversed the other side and then took it away from the image side, just the right amount (I think it was something like 8%) and then I did a edge detect on it, found the bit that had different frequency characteristics (ie, was smoother - indicating where they had pasted the background into the image), took the centre of that as where the ball was and won the competition.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# crikey!
this is science!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# i think the standard reply is
"Quick, tell the internet!"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)