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# hippopotomous on the prairie
better than a sheep dog

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# yay for Marmosets
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# marmosets carry bubonic plague
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# wouldn't marmosets carry the fleas that carry bubonic plague?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# in a little bag marked FLEAZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# to do that, they are required by law to wear a top hat, and grow an evil looking moustashe and goatee beard.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# and say mu-haha while twisting the tashe
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# exactly! Although optional, they are also advised to wear capes.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Needs more monacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# should villains have monocles?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Always:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# bluddy cheek!

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# gday guvnor
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# rather!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
#

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# no-apparently...
they spread it by coughing on stuff. Weird but true
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# aaahhh... then they must develop pneumonic plague I guess
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# It's marmots that carried the plague
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# an' good eatin I dare say
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# can it be milked?
No, really, can they?
I must know!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# technically but only when they have young
edit : oh, i cant belive i just did this www.chacha.com/question/can-you-milk-a-hippo
A hippo's milk is bright pink & very thick so the calf can nurse while under water without the milk dissolving much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# You went there, didn't you
You had to go there.

Edit : Depends on the supermarket. Consult the manager if in doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I cant help myself
its a disease
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# awesome yet nasty.
Thank you.

Edit - Oh fuck.

St Earwulf
"You can buy special Hippo Milking Apparatus on eBay. But it's probably a scam"
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# unwanted wedding present
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# *puts hand up guiltily*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# looks hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# haha fuck you picturesque family
have a HIPPO and like it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Laugh now
but just wait until the charming family sitcom "Hungry Hippo" comes to BBC3.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hotter than my Hippo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# two pints of lager and a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahah
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)