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# If only I had been given this graph at the age of 12 I'd probably have saved a lot of stress
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Most lolsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# hahaha
:D *click* and backgrounds :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# may it guide you well
there needs to be another axis for bullshit but that was outside of my cognitive ability
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# So true
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# All my exs
Very much towards the right side of that graph.
(They'd have to be...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# high class hookers?
or bat shit insane homeless?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Mostly sort of in the "girlfiend material" zone
Some borderline though...

But that's a series of stories I wouldn't even put in QotW...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# I expect it's more like a catastrophe surface.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# This should be on the national curriculum
Would have saved me a whole lot of time in my teens and my twenties.
(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# those mundane models need to eat more pizza if they want to become supermodels.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Science right here :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# I think the out of my league part of that graph should be much bigger for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# TJ
Unfortunate translations into English... there's an Elephant at Taronga Zoo (Sydney, Antipodes) named Porntip which in Thai means "gift from heaven"
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# proof that porn is divine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# SCIENCE!
and i like how the middle bit is magenta-y and cock-y
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Oh, god.
My graph'd look like a small grey ball, located at an unfavourable point. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# white dots are exes


It does tend to cluster around the bottom right
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# white dots are spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# tat was of corse the media used in the original
however despit repeatedly attempting to spunk in to my usb stick and then upload to my laptop, i have yet to digitise my own man curd
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# watch more 8-bit porn.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# That's a lot of ex's
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# i have inluded all since the age of 15
yes it is. i should be bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# It's flawed.
eg: can someone "out of your league" be verifiably "sane"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# No women are sane.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# well, not the ones who date men.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Ah, yes.
There is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Inspired
lookie here:
goldlabelgoods.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/barney-simpson-hot-crazy-scale.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Is it just me, or...


Oh and "Woo click" too sir.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# ah yes. you and melady.
see below.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)
# I showed my girlfriend. she said
"ok. it looks like a dick though."
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)