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# She looks like a man.
You're clearly a repressed gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# she crosses the boundaries. She's the confuser
i know my sexually unfocused wife fancies her too.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
#
sexually unfocused - what a superb term.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# like everything with mrs monstrinho her precise sexual preference depends on time of the month, hormones, if she's had a good night sleep, if it's the weekend, if she's eaten too much, if she's eaten too little, if she's been reading the internet,
women. pshah!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# are you trying to show off that your wife has lezzy tendencies?
does she ever talk about them - do you need to share, to erm, get it off your chest?...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# yes she does
so far it has not lead to any sexy situations. i'll keep you posted
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I'LL BE HERE
ANYTIME YOU NEED ME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I wouldn't worry too much.
I was watching that new Lady Gaga video the other day, and even though I know she's a man, I still whacked one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# She's so not a man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# the recent analogy that she is like Su Pollard is excellent
but then I would have given Su Pollard one when she was younger.

edit: fuck - I've just upset myself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Su Pollard? Lolzords. I'm not so sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I think it was too much Hi-De-Hi when I was a kid
the tall blond one who was supposed to be sexy looked like a man even then

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# has the guy turned his head so fast it's bent into a bean shape by the forces involved
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Ha ha, this is my favourite phrase of today.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# what is the technical term for this particular hooker look?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# it's the Ram-Raid through Accessorize look
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ahhh dear
*wipes tear from eye*

That's click o' the day, there!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Basildon Chic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# arf
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I wonder if Su was ever bluffin' with her muffin?
EDIT: On that evidence I fucking well hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# her tights make her look like she recently had a very heavy period
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Nice. Just...nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# and she has two ankle-fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *sick giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)