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# this has almost certainly been done
and probably by some sub-editor at The Sun which makes it even worse. But fuck it.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Now this is worth watching
with or without Kiera...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# oh Keira
i don't know why i fancy you, cos you look like a fish balanced on an upright toast rack, but somehow it works.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# She looks like a man.
You're clearly a repressed gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# she crosses the boundaries. She's the confuser
i know my sexually unfocused wife fancies her too.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
#
sexually unfocused - what a superb term.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# like everything with mrs monstrinho her precise sexual preference depends on time of the month, hormones, if she's had a good night sleep, if it's the weekend, if she's eaten too much, if she's eaten too little, if she's been reading the internet,
women. pshah!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# are you trying to show off that your wife has lezzy tendencies?
does she ever talk about them - do you need to share, to erm, get it off your chest?...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# yes she does
so far it has not lead to any sexy situations. i'll keep you posted
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I'LL BE HERE
ANYTIME YOU NEED ME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I wouldn't worry too much.
I was watching that new Lady Gaga video the other day, and even though I know she's a man, I still whacked one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# She's so not a man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# the recent analogy that she is like Su Pollard is excellent
but then I would have given Su Pollard one when she was younger.

edit: fuck - I've just upset myself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Su Pollard? Lolzords. I'm not so sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I think it was too much Hi-De-Hi when I was a kid
the tall blond one who was supposed to be sexy looked like a man even then

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# has the guy turned his head so fast it's bent into a bean shape by the forces involved
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Ha ha, this is my favourite phrase of today.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# what is the technical term for this particular hooker look?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# it's the Ram-Raid through Accessorize look
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ahhh dear
*wipes tear from eye*

That's click o' the day, there!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Basildon Chic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# arf
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I wonder if Su was ever bluffin' with her muffin?
EDIT: On that evidence I fucking well hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# her tights make her look like she recently had a very heavy period
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Nice. Just...nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# and she has two ankle-fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *sick giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# yes this. I think it's the innocent girl-next-door look
or perhaps this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *cannot unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Oh that is so blatenly shopped
Look at the curves. Someone obviously has the liquify filter's brush too big.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I think you may have missed the joke
that they added 100lbs to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# phwoor
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
and also hahahahahahah to the britney one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I prefer the jolly Jennifer Love-Hewitt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# "You want pain? Try wearing a corset."
"Then standing there, whilst make-up still have to paint a cleavage on you".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# this might be part of why she's so lovey
she needs 'comforting'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# she's so thin, she just needs a good stuffing
of my cock obviously. it's like a sad sort of joke
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Bwahaha
*likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# *highly approves*
Of both the pic, and the fact* that this overpaid, whiny little cunt won't be playing.


Edit: *Sincere hope
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# is this a joke?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I don't know, is it?
Edit: If it was, it wasn't intentional.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# well... I'm laughing
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Well, that's nice, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# it's the perfect excuse for when England don't win
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Quite so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# By the way JPG,
when was the last time Holland won the World Cup? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I've no idea :)
Are you going to bring up 1966? "cos I mean - it was only like just the other day"
;-)

Edit: Good to see you're ahead of us in the rankings, though -
www.fifa.com/worldfootball/ranking/lastranking/gender=m/fullranking.html

Oh, sorry, you're more sort of.... not.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Sadly, no.
"Oh, something's *always* wrong, Balders... the fact that I'm not a millionaire aristocrat, with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino, is a constant niggle."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I love how fashionable it is to hate England.
I like the Millwall attitude - "Everybody hates us - we don't care"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I'm not English
but I will be supporting them during the WC, but we allll know what will happen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I don't hate England
merely the idiot-boy Beckham.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# but why?
of all the English footballers on the world stage to revile, I find him the least offensive.
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Well, that's very nice for you.
I happen to disagree.

God forbid there be opinions on teh internet n' all....

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# before you wet yourself... I feel compelled to point out that there was a question... a given opportunity for you to explain to me what about this individual pushes your buttons...
God forbid there be debate on teh internet n' all....
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Well, you're certainly cheaper than my therapist.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# righto
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# three lions on the shirt...and nooone on David Beckham's!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Haha. Ouch.
This is wild. Some 90 year old man playing Iron Prostate. This guy does a great show.

www.wcsb.org/listen-files/wcsb24k.asx
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Is this some poofball-related thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I know
everything there is to know about football. You have to stand in a pub and shout "Go on my saaaaahhhhnnn!!!" at a telly screen. I have impressed numerous young men by doing this.

EDIT: I ought to add, I got too ambitious once and shouted "Offside" at the goalkeeper.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I don't get out of the house much, so I have no idea what this is in relation to - some kind of sport, perhaps?!
I think it's a name from the list of people who I hate because they are more successful and richer than me...

it's a select list, but there we go.
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# If there was a prize for most miserablest b3tan of the day
Today it would be yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I'm the self-appointed /board-denizen for today
tomorrow it will be someone from QOTW, telling you how much they've had sex in the past 24 hours.
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# those guys are rampant
I can't keep up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# hey guys
I've just had loads of sex today.

hahaha

but really I have... :D

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# ah well
it would be a poorer world if we understood everything
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Er, no it would be richer.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Er, no because there'd be nothing to go on and learn
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)