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# Delicious
Anyone see Sophie Dahl on the One Show tonight ? When she smiles she has a gazillion teeth and she has wide scary eyes too. Gave me the heebie jeebies more than one of her grandad's weird stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# The difference between one beer and five.
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# win.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# the one on the right looks like a skinned horse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# the one on the left looks like a skinny horse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# she does a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# pic is from her bridle shower, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# are you trying to stirrup another horse-based pun war?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# neigh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Yeah, but you so would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# i would like to agree with the sentiments of the previous poster
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# She looks lovely
Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# sophie dahl, granddaughter of roald (and THE sophie in the BFG)
former 'plus size' catwalk model
and all round fit bird with a bit of cash
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)
# you're on fire!
*douses with dr. pepper*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# I re-iterate. She looks lovely
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# she's married to Jamie Cullum though
so she's obviously a bit stupid
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# oh you cunt
you've ruined her for me now

hang on, she's a rather tall lass isn't she? he's only about 3ft tall. i bet if you watched them at it, you wouldn't be able to stop laughing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Boobs ---> face
Hardly the worst situation to find yourself in when going at it :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# he's so small, i bet he drools into her belly-button
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Stop this smut right now!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# i bet it'd be a bit like that 'big babies' thing on cbbc
that a b3tan is involved in
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Oh baby. I think I just drooled myself a little bit.
From my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# that's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Attractive and a bit stupid, just my type!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Happy Candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# oh and happy candles micto
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Yes, but do you like paint?
Also: happy day! Mictoboy :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Sophie Dahl. I think she models, and she's got a cooking show starting soon.
Yes she's related to Roald.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)
# shes like nigella lawson but younger and not fat
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# She used to be quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# she certainly seems keen
and her granddad was a legendary cocksman, so if she inherited that family trait, i'd certainly be up for a go on her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# happy b3taday.
to celebrate, i'm sending you a chick with a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# my favourite kind!
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# happy birthday
cocks, that means I missed mine.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# She might kill you with those scissors,afterwards, tho.
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# she looks like an evil android that has sex with you then kills you afterwards
would
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# i just seen it there a few mins ago
shes bloody gorgeous isn't she. what she cooked was utter shite, i think the show is an excuse to just show her. 90% of it is her shopping and telling crap stories.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# sounds like nigella lawson then ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# hey, when did she go and lose weight?
 


terribly disappointing : (
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)