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# I was going to do some work today.....
....but then an image of Linda Kozlowski's splendid arse, circa 1986, popped into my head.
Just sat at my computer, staring off into space for a good couple of hours.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# o_O
I do recall that swimsuit...
Oh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# No idea WHY she would be wearing something THAT tight in the uncomfortable Australian heat....
....but I enthusiastically applaud it and demand poetry, prose and song be written to celebrate both the costume and the curvature
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I wholeheartedly concur.
She is oddly reminiscent of Kirsty Young, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Oh, yes.
And that accent, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I need some alone time now......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# That's the badger.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Seems most impractical and unhygenic. I mean, it's right up her bum crack. RIGHT up.
There must be some sweat/chafing issues going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# You may be right, there
It's probably an 80s fashion thang.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Surely not!? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# poor spelling
you mean and 80s fashion thong...

spang!
(Carlosfandango, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# We're looking at it.
We don't plan on flossing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I think she is flossing with it as she bends down and stands up again
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# A pucker like a grazed elbow
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Can't imagine it being easy to floss your teeth with a swimsuit gusset
Unless you have teeth like Jimmy Tarbuck
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Ewwww...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# perhaps she left the hygiene strip in it
intending to take it back to Primark after the film

One quick wipe - sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# *bokes*
What is this 'Primark' of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# not sure
but she likes it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Now, that's a seriously troubled individual.
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# simply having a LiveJournal blog
tells you all you need to know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I think that was pretty much the point in my life where doubts about my sexuality were being beaten into submission
I don't even remember there being a swimsuit scene in Crocodile Dundee - but I do remember seeing Paul Hogan on telly in a skimpy pair of pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Did you admire the size of his
'weapon' ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# "Call that a dick?"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# So do I
And I remember the Merkin media screaming "she shouldn't be wearing that with such a fat arse".
Arses like that weren't as fashionable then as they are these days but I do recall feeling green with envy at such a splendid rear.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# good
arse sir
(Zoidaroid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Oh my...
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Is she pinching off a length of cable?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# like poo granny
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# O_o
"staring off into space"

interesting euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# STREWTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# butt heh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# If I'm permitted to comment on such things
The proportions of the face is this one are better than usual. Oh, and: BUMS!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# 1886?
Crocodile Dundee was a Victorian adventure?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# My bad.
For some reason, I was drawn to the figure "8"......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# your next challenge is to make crocodile dundee a steam punk classic
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# It can't be any worse than CD 3
not that i've seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Indeed. Consider it your punishment for numeral mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Well you can live on it
but it tastes like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Geez! I remember that arse, used to make me feel all funny as a child.
Nowadays it gives me the Fahkin 'orn!

NICELY DONE! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# 1886?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Now draw Paul Hogan in the same position wearing that
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# ..............that made me throw up a little.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# from your PENIS? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# 'kin nora!
my squildo is graped.

top drawage JJ.

[edit] you did miss the opportunity for some side boob action i might add.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Side Boob Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Couldn't work the side boob in there unless I changed the angle.
And that would have ment less posterior in view.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# bums and hippos
this post may be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Hippos?
it's a croc mate
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Crocs?
She's not wearing any shoes at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# its grey
crocs are green
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# It's an old croc
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Its a Crocippo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# It's a muddy croc.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# but mud's brown
maybe I just want to see hippos where there are none...its probably a psychiatric condition
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# you may have damaged part of your brain
the Hippocampus

PEACE OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# coo eer!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Good God sir!
That particular part of the film sent new and unfamiliar stirings in my pubesent body many years back. I'm sure I managed to stretch the video tape at that point.

Awesome piccage, even moreso than usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Splendid!
Have some bummy rabbits
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# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# now that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# *another cartoon orgasm*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# A top rendering
of a fantastic arse.

*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)