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# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I thought I found half an eighth in the glove box of a company pool car I borrowed over the weekend
It had just been returned from someone who got sacked

It turned out to be a piece of gravel.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# It could be cunningly disguised as a piece of gravel
try smoking it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Lovely batenburg
I've just got to nip to ASDA to buy some glue.

BTW, if you want something to make with all of those AOL CD ROMs, look at the 'Novelty CDR dish', half way down the page at www.grosse.is-a-geek.com/pcplus/hd221sd/hd221.html

Enjoy.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# What the fuck is that?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# It's a box of popular mint flavoured after dinner chocolates
But that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# no, I mean the red stuff
It looks like some noodles that have had the green and blue values reduced rather spectacularly.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# it's mince..... Lovely ground up meat. Great for chilli con carne, bolognese, and mince curry
Although meat noodles sounds like an interesting repacement for Bachelor's Super noodles....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Supermarket home brand crisps used to come in a large cardboard box labelled
 
MEAT CRISPS
 
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha! I love the vagueness of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Oh that's pre-packed supermarket type mince...
the bright red colour is indicative of how it looks after you open it.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# mince
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# What's she done with his other bits?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm..... minty mince!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# mmmm... lovely lovely meat
The missus offered to cook jacket potatoes for dinner last night.
"What with?"
"Cheese"
"Just cheese?"
"Yes, just cheese. You don't have to have meat EVERY night, do you?"

... wedding's off.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I get people saying; "ooh, I couldn't have a meal without meat."
So, they have meat on their cornflakes? porridge? trifle?
chocolate cake? Ice cream? WTF!
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Well of course I do. I pour bovril on my cornflakes every morning.
and Trifle without kidneys, is just plain WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Just add gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# that's silly.
But for my main meal, yes, i want meat.

Or maybe cheese on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Next it will be "Do you really need to have another beer?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I swear
recycling is just the government's way to make you feel guilty about your drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)