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# you've not been here long enough
to behave like a cunt and get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Neither have you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# I know.
and after adding it up last night I've been here over 7 years. When do I get out guvnor?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Get a job!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I have a job!
I built some shelves this year. I'm currently resting until my next project.

twitpic.com/1ep004/full
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# You put my bricks-and-planks to shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I am good.
but then it was my job (cabinet maker)

not bad I think considering it started out as just a load of planks of Parana pine ( which you can no longer buy )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# that's rather not bad
mine don't count, they're from ikea, any tit with an allen key can put them together.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# mine came as a flat pack
twitpic.com/1ep21p/full

I also converted the roof of my rental house into a bedroom before Xmas. That was a bloody good job. Very pleased with that and I got to put the rent up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# now you're just showing off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# oh yeah.
see that conservatory that the planks are lying in? I built that last year. On my own.

bedroom
twitpic.com/1ep4tr/full
twitpic.com/1ep5gi/full

that used to be a roof space.

OK, now I'm showing off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)
# yes you are
that wardrobe is gorgeous! looks like bird's eye maple or burr walnut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# That's actually
a 19th century Provencal armoire made of elm. Worth about 4 grand. Yes, it is rather nice. Keep meaning to bring it to my house but it does not fit with my current decor so I leave it in the rental house fearing the day it gets burned down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# i was pretty sure it was french
but it might have been a reproduction, i'm not that great on furniture
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)
# I'm kinda geeky about brown furniture.
not surprising, given my vocation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# i haven't even got a vocation!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)
# And shred their hands to fuck whilst doing so.
I had beautiful hands. Fucking Scandinavia.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# i had no trouble with mine
except the computer desk. the slidey pull-out bit was beyond my level of patience, so i asked my mate to do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Fucking Scandinavia.... now that's a series of porn films I'd watch!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Apparently Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.
I never knew that. Being a massive racist I assumed they were all the fucking same.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Blonde and leggy?
Isn't that what Scandinavians are
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I knew that
Call them Scandinavian and they get all uppity.
And my personal Scandinavian is indeed blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# And leggy, I bet.
Like a spider. Or an octopus. Though the latter would probably stray into tentacle territory.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I'd bet leggy as well.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I'll avoid detailing her physical characteristics
but I can confirm that she does indeed have legs. Two of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Ok, now I have the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I'm Scandinavian
but not blonde or leggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# You're ginger and angry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I'm not angy.
I just like punching people. It's therapeutic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)
# According to Wiki it can be.
As can Iceland and the Faroes
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Woah! They're like bits of wood fastened together!
Are they full of dust and shit now then?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# loaded with books now
and shit and dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# you're eligible for parole in eleventy one years
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# if i give the warden
a five-knuckle shuffle?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# he'll want to keep you in longer
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# oo-er!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# A gold-plated carriage clock
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# look at what you could have won
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Hello, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# hello sexy buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I don't act like a cunt...
I AM A CUNT! :)
(Testicles just for you, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I don't believe it,
you lack warmth and depth.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Ooh, that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)
# i'mhereallweektrytheveal :)
Cunts are great. I don't get why calling someone a cunt is an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# No, me neither.
I had a bit of an annoying feminist stage where I'd complain at people for using cunt as a form of abuse as if it's the worst thing to be.
But I find it's rarely acceptable as a compliment "you have a fantastic cunt, darling" - the laydeez usually prefer a different euphemism for it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# The thought of you researching this makes me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# ha ha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# It appears I am also a cunt.
I did not even take the time to notice that you had actually photoshopped this.

I'm very jaded. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# That is because you are...
A BOOB!
(Testicles just for you, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# You have the manner
of an estranged, drunken uncle at a wedding party, rambling on about how the venue used to be much better under the old management....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Hahah
You've met him in real life.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Less than 500 to go now!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Words!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I want it, me me me!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)
# LOUD NOISES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# BRIGHT LIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Will there be a party?
Or fireworks? Or something speshul? Only I need my kip as it's really past bunny bedtiems :(
not that I don't think it's' speshul getting the big big post or anything
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# i may get naked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# i may get erected
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I am
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# okay great now i am too.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# *waves wand*
engorgio!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# *bursts*
Ouch :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Tribs made a badge, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# That's good.
It should be celebrated! I still haven't caught up on today and yesterday's b3ta events yet but it'll have to wait until tomorrow now. Happy momentous morning everyone hope it's a good post that wins!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)