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# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day its ur birth-day PAR-TAE TIME!!!
(bLONde_oN_The_EDge, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:42, archived)
# and relax...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:05, archived)
# mmmmmm
Ventolin....yummy scrummy ventolin. I wouldn't be the smoker I am today without it!
(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:46, archived)
# And how old are you, may I ask?
(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:36, archived)
# thanks nacho
is that your bedroom? in snake mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:51, archived)
# That's the parlour of Snake Mountain
and they're all the fellow housemates.
The skeleton is my favourite. I've even got pictures of me giving birth to him - Mary Mother of Madness with father Cotton Eyed Joseph, the homosexual midwife and the 3 not-so-wise kings bringing me gifts. There's even a birth certificate - recognisable birth features "no flesh or skin". Special
(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:45, archived)
# I've got a skeleton a bit like that
it came from mexico.
Hello Nacho - where've you been young lady?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:00, archived)
# That skeleton came from....
dunno how to spell it - Teotehuacan - ancient Aztec place near Mexico City where the pyramids of Sun and Moon are. Also been to Mexico City, Acapulco, Puerto Angel, Oaxaca, Monte Alban, Palenque, Chichen Itza, Cancun and La Isla de Mujeres, which is where I was for the Millenium. Mexico is great. Can't wait to go again one day.
(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:08, archived)
# i went in sept.
but only for 10 days, sadly, as i had to be back at the b3ta hq. It was great. Actually, it was the best place I've ever been to.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:26, archived)
# where did you go?
.
(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:31, archived)
# we went to
Merida, Uxmal, Chichen Itza, Cancun (which was really horrible) and then the beach for a few days... I'd like to go back & travel round for a while tho. And I'd like to go to Peru. (And I'd like lots of money).
Oh, and I'd like to be there for the Day of the Dead - we just missed it when we were over there...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)
# AAH
Day of the Dead, I would be in my element. Skeletors everywhere. I wouldn't have a bag big enough to bring them all home. Not that I'm a heavy metaller or anything.
Might have gone to Merida and Uxmal. Can't remember. And Tabasco.
D o t Dead is 2nd November isn't it?
(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:59, archived)
# nothing to do with anything - but d'you know a
shop in Gardner Street - called Leathercraft - sells jewellery, bags and the occasional skull. I worked there for about 6 years when I was at school/uni
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:45, archived)
# aLWayS fREeZE ChEESe
OMg iTS A fLYiNg mONGooSE!!! bUT THAts PeRPOsTeROUs tHE SPiNAcH is BLanD!! BitCH FUcK BiTCh FuCK!! iM A buG iM a BUg IM A Bug!! Do u REaLLy LOvE mE?? WhY No, oF COuRSe thE BuS iS LAtE! UncLe sAM iS DeAD FOrEVEr!! BeER TAsTEs GooD. UNLikE BanAnAS WhICH R aLL CAbBagE LiKE. I WiLL NEVER LovE AGaiN!!! WHeRE da PARtAe @? i LikE To PArTAe I LiKE To pARTAe i LikE To pARTaE i LikE To PARtAE i LIkE tO PArTAe!!! i WonDer If nE1 wILL bOThER to rEAd thIS. Im iN LOOOOVe!!!
(bLONde_oN_The_EDge, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:32, archived)
# that
must have taken you ages to write. Or maybe your shift key is malfunctioning? It makes me feel ill looking at it.
(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:02, archived)
# in love with..
...?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:04, archived)
# with that
communards song.
(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:07, archived)
# um
?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:36, archived)
# I don't think
he is really in love. It is probably just a funny phase he is gooooing through.
(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:15, archived)
# more of a
funny phrase...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:29, archived)
# Your new home..
(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:18, archived)
# do your parents know...
they made you try to hard to be weird
(nic*, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:34, archived)
# Nic.
Try to hard..

Run circles round you
(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:41, archived)
# it was for the blonde....
i bow to your superior weirdness mr the wiz
(nic*, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:49, archived)
# Question for Gorman
Was "The Dave Gorman Show" part-comedy, part-scam to get the BBC to fly him around the world? New York City for example - nice work if you can get it.
(redbrickterrace, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:27, archived)
# me=windowlicker
I am a knob for not looking properly - the interview is done and dusted isn't it. Bugger.
(redbrickterrace, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:30, archived)
# you lick windows?
fantastic. I imagine that would cool the tongue nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:53, archived)
# Gave Doorman (via mijandjoe)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:12, archived)
[challenge entry] We'll fight them on the beaches (via Sami Eltiti)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:10, archived)
# I did it
finally cracked the bastard bunny game
(Giblet, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:09, archived)
# well done.
i've never done it, and I designed it...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:11, archived)
# you just finished it?
how long did you take?
(I've got consistantly worse at it. But then i drink more gin these days. Some have said the two are related. Not sure why).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:12, archived)
# The Dave Gorman Interview is here
http://www.b3ta.com/people/davegorman/

Thanks to everyone who supplied a question - and a special woo for those you made an image.

I'm wooing round the office. I think this is a really fun community activity that produces a cool result.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:37, archived)
# cripes
didn't realised I'd asked so many questions.
Sorry Dave.
And thank you. It's a great interview.
Much better than the M3tro ones...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:48, archived)
# yep. You're the star really.
it's AndyK vs. Dave Gorman really...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:49, archived)
# Dave Gorman at Leeds Uni
Coo, you must have been there when I was, because I too remember Dave Gorman being in the Harvey Milk bar, crackin' gags about how nice it was to be on the set of 'Aliens', backed by a 7ft high bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale.
*sniff* 'appy days, thissen.
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:27, archived)
# It seemed like he
was always there. Or maybe it was just one poster which they never ever took down.
When were you there then?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:41, archived)
# ah... the Harvey Milk bar ...
spent many an evening there. those were the days. things were better then. before photoshop & the web. I had to run competitions on email going "ascii art this!", but no-one understood.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)
# Apparently it's no longer
the Harvey Milk Bar. They've redone all of the Union building and put in new stuff. It's not the same. Bet there's still loads of Goths hanging around there though.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:02, archived)
# Goths
..They're always up to no good.

And I'm definitely not one, nosireebob. As for why so many in Leeds.. birthplace of the Sisters of Mercy innit? It's like a sp00ky mecca.
That's the sole reason my bloke chose to study there.
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:29, archived)
# Well..
1992-1999, so saw a fair few comedy nights down there.
ISTR Bill Bailey being pretty good. And Oliver Double, who used to compere...
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:27, archived)
# well isn't it a small world
I was there 95 - 99.
So we might even have bumped into each other. and 10,000,000,000,00,000,000 other people who were there in that time.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:41, archived)
# 92-93 for me
and then they kicked me out. the wanted me to attend lectures! and write essasy! and I had other things on my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:44, archived)
# Hm
Did you ever get to see Leeds Stooopid? That was in your time, I think. The leeds.misc regulars put together a spoof newspaper after 'Leeds Student'. We all chipped in a fiver to pay for it and handed out 300 copies one lunchtime in the Union. The exec liked it but the editor of LS was not impressed.
Now saved for posterity at:
www.jeamland.org/~mtw/stoopid/
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:17, archived)
# indeed I do remember
I wroted for the student at the time. I remember a lot of people being very arsey about the stoopid.
I was in two camps, being on leeds.misc and in the leeds student at the same time...
So you were a miscer too eh? it is a small world...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:33, archived)
# Ar!
Yes, I remember you now. Yeah, I used to be a miscer, under the name PHAKQ. I'm not very memorable though.
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this why dave is scared?

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:34, archived)
# is that a bear with his paws
thro the holes?
I feel like making a HUGE crab and getting that re-enacted in real life.
That's so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:57, archived)
# It is real
A very small bear
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Birthday Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:25, archived)
# why - thank you
you are all so great. blub.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:39, archived)
# I second that.
And judging by the cake, you're only 15 too!
(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:03, archived)
# er... add 13
and you'd be right. damn this getting old lark. I was only 23 when I came to London - this city is making me old.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:42, archived)
# excellent!
some good science for you...

news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1693000/1693364.stm

i want that $100,000 REWARD, it doesent seem to hard.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:13, archived)
# They're having a laugh!
Gimps? You don't say!
(Oolong, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:18, archived)
# Mwahahahaaa!! My finest flash ever!
The best thing ever! This really isn't a good tribute or anything, but happy birthday Rob!
This is from that post with the audio file from earlier:
dog-eat-nuts!!

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:06, archived)
# Cats with short tempers
and a real dislike for television.
www.largecow.demon.co.uk/calculus/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:00, archived)
# Happy birthday rob
Here is my present, it is a nice kettle that I polished for you. I will post it to you when you give me your address.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:23, archived)
# is that you?
naked in the reflection?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:32, archived)
# What??!!!
Oh no!!! Now you know the real me - the shame...
(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)
# but is this
not the real you?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 6:09, archived)
# that is me
fully clothed and with my lady friend. Yes.
(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:54, archived)
# Happy birthday rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)
# Happy Birthday Rob
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:52, archived)
# thank you
what a day!

*) b3ta gets in the metro
*) we get our 3000's sub to the newsletter
*) that gorman chappy replies to our interview
*) some german tv channel phones up asking about b3ta
*) it's my birthday, and I get lots of lovely animated gifs.

fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:02, archived)
# hhoorah
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:23, archived)
# there's really only one word which will suffice.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)
# Yes
Woo to Rob and b3ta! Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:27, archived)
# Big up to the b3ta massiv3
(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:45, archived)
# are they all trying to swat
a troublesome fly?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:47, archived)
# no no no
they are all teapots.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:50, archived)
# I think
they are gay
(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:54, archived)
# happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:38, archived)
# The best use of flash I have seen to date...
http://www.flashkicks.co.uk/
(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:37, archived)
# i like the halfpipe game,
it's strangely hypnotic...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:50, archived)
# happy birthday rob
britney got pissed and had (not in the biblical sense) a stripper for her birthday apparantly

woo

maybe a crab suited stripper for you mate?

(I helped save b3ta! stuartp, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:30, archived)
# or a crab stripper
dressed as a person.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:35, archived)
# These hunky men are crab strippers.
(james, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:50, archived)
# ROB has just refused
a birthday sausage, from me.
The cheek!
I\ll let him off tho... and make him have it later.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:50, archived)
# did it have a candle in it?
or just meat?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:55, archived)
# just meat.
i think that was the problem. Rob's down wit da vegetables, but not wit da meat.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)
# get him some lovely
linda mccartney sausages. or some of those veggie-sticks in breadcrumbs. they're nice...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:58, archived)
# Sausages made of Linda Mccartney?
surely they have meat in?

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:00, archived)

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