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mmmm. first coffee madness...

(Idyll23, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:16, archived)

ergh

friggin server's offline...

(Idyll23, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:19, archived)

coffee breaks gifs?

how does that work?

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:19, archived)

ah.. bandwidth throttle

anybody know of good hosts for images that won't throttle after 100meg/day?

(Idyll23, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:27, archived)

well the tip I got the other day

was readyhosting.com - $99 (£69) a year. And unlimited bandwidth. I've got my site there now. And I'm so much happier than I was with my old ISP...

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:29, archived)

acccck, thpppppt

well might as well pull them off of the best of board because it will be a while before I can get that switched. =(

(Idyll23, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:31, archived)

OJ is back, and badder than ever

Found at randomdrivel:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:13, archived)

I find

all this bin laden stuff really boring.

More cats and things!!!

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:16, archived)

The only bin laden stuff I liked was Bin Kitten

there was something very cute about a kitten with a beard and a turban.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:21, archived)

Er,

what do you call a terrorist recently returned from Ibiza?
All-summer-been-largin.
sorry.

(jimb, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:24, archived)

Hey..

Do you mean the one I made?

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 16:18, archived)

i agree!

Meanwhile, inside the b3ta HQ:

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:30, archived)

kittens!

woo.

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:48, archived)

Nice image.

But what are they doing? Escaping jail? Greeting the milkman? Checking out someone's butt? Snubbing mister no mates on the right?

Only time will tell

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binster, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 16:54, archived)

destiny's child

have split ;-(

tragic news

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stuartp, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:47, archived)

how can this be represented visually?

any ideas?

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:51, archived)

ripped apart

they could be on some kind of medievil torture device being pulled apart

maybe have beyonce tied between two horses moving in opposite directions?

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stuartp, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:53, archived)

only as an image?

*sigh* oh well.

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:57, archived)

premature

they are merely taking a break apparantly

so maybe we could just have them sat in a comfy chair with a nice cup of tea?

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stuartp, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:58, archived)

didn't work as well as I imagined it in my head

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:28, archived)

hey andy

i didnt know they were canadian ?

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hal9000 sme, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 12:41, archived)

how about

(IsDelicious, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 15:34, archived)

heres my "artistic" interpretation

this is it

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 16:10, archived)

You have

no taste.

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 18:24, archived)

I'm off to cook the dinner

for me and my missus...

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:40, archived)

I went out for a weekend

of champagne drinking in france. I got a little boozy...

Get it??!

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:33, archived)

no,

please explain.

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:43, archived)

Oh OK...

Bouzy sounds like boozy. One is a town in the Champagne area and one is a drunken state (I suppose they are both drunken states). Champagne makes me boozy and Bouzy is in the Champagne district. Get it?!?! So funny.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:46, archived)

and

D19?
i think i get i, but I'm not quite sure.
One more time?

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:01, archived)

the d19

bit is the best bit, I am glad you noticed it. It took 19 Drinks to get me drunk.

D = Drinks

19 = a number

So many levels. It does not get any better than this.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:13, archived)

So, what

were you in Germany or something?

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binster, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 16:56, archived)

I've just emailed Davros ...

... asking for an interview. Hopefully we'll know soonish whether he's up for it.

How cool will that be?

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:28, archived)

Davros..

Are you now .. or have you ever been a darlexasexual..?

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:34, archived)

Ask Davros

If he owns a stairlift?

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:41, archived)

Davros...

Do you think machines can ever learn to love?

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:43, archived)

has he ever gone to

his nans house for tea dressed like that?

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:47, archived)

Ask him

if reincarnation is possible, and he could come back as any kind of animal, what would it be?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:34, archived)

Davros

Can you get big air off a ramp?

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nicey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:27, archived)

does he...

...like to touch it?

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 14:38, archived)

Brave Soreman (via mijandjoe)

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:19, archived)

i love

this one

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:19, archived)

Found this

Did not know what to do with it. Is it OK to leave it here for a bit?

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:08, archived)

that's the most worthwhile animated gif

ever made. we're saved.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)

It worries

me that the kittie is bleeding every time it uses it's leg. I wonder if it has a severed artery.

You can even see him yelp every time the blood sprays.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:15, archived)

Look at the markings

on this cat - I think it is a domesticated Tiger - the first of it's kind, developed in Russia and now shared with the world. Now look:

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:35, archived)

What would this sumo wrestler

would look like with a badgers head?

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:33, archived)

I don't know,

a freaky fat hairless Badger? Or a freaky fat man with a hairy Badgers head?

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:37, archived)

He'd look exactly like this

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:38, archived)

haaa

the badger head is wearing a giraffe mask! Brilliant.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:40, archived)

correct.

cunning - you see.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:41, archived)

Funny lookin' badger

But well executed I feel - Thank you =)

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:42, archived)

he is a badger. right click the image

and check the file name.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:45, archived)

very rude

badger. They all are though aren't they.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:47, archived)

I stand re-badgered

Can you spot the badger.

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:55, archived)

spot the badger

I found one!
www.mme.tcd.ie/~jbadger/badger%20cv.htm

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:03, archived)

Wow

A badger who's speciality is 'grinding high speed steel'!

Never thought I'd live to see that.

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mrbrong, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:11, archived)

I didn't think it was possible

to Jeffery a Badger. Modern technology, eh?

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binster, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 16:59, archived)

or a fat man with a

sundial on top of his head.

(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:48, archived)

badger's head?

Looks to me as if he's got the turtle's head!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:42, archived)

Crabs On The Lawn

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:06, archived)

such a familular

valey. Is it in Wales? Or maybe somewhere down south?

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:16, archived)

No wonder you failed Geography!

This is clearly a map of Tasmania..

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:32, archived)

is your map

of tasmania laminated and easy wipe clean? Mine is.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:21, archived)

Man..

Thats the dread of every teenager..

Crabbbbbbbsssss

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:21, archived)

better to have crabs on the lawn than

crabs on your organs.

etc etc etc.

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:22, archived)

that's BOSS!

... a nova.

(

rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:25, archived)

these are the people

who hang around the forum but never post

Except there are hundreds more.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:57, archived)

they look like broken gifs?

blimey. that's a turn up for the books.

personally I look like a 404 error, whilst Pep? She's a mal-formed packet header.

What broken web thing do YOU look like?

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:02, archived)

I'm a 403 error.

I'm very protective.

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:04, archived)

Sometimes

I get into an 808 State.

Sorry.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:16, archived)

Pep a Lass..

Air ye..?

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:22, archived)

Found a picture of Pep

This is Pep.

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:25, archived)

errr...

that is me actually.
what's going on?

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:27, archived)

This Is esteban

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:28, archived)

This is the Wife

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:29, archived)

No Points for guessing Monkeon

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:32, archived)

Monkeon? Are you a small

panda?
Cripes.

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:34, archived)

And not forgetting Natcho

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:34, archived)

Oh!

I am an Indian musica loving Flamenco dancer I see!!
Bamboleya...jolly good...1000 apologies....soy capitan soy capitan!

(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:52, archived)

That was before...

This is after:

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:32, archived)

This is me

But my crabs love me

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)

Our Fearless leader Rob

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)

Who else...

Goodie Mike - chthonic
Crabby - Joel..
me - Ix the Wiz

who else is there missing.>?

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)

Andy K and some other b3ta members

go out for a drink...

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:41, archived)

No..

Thats And K ! Small n Furrie

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:45, archived)

woof!

I am both a small child and a dog. I am also a badger. And a number of exotic types of fruit. And a lamppost.

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:01, archived)

freaky!

I thought I turned my webcam off.

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:46, archived)

I thought

you only used your webcam eyes when flying over London.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:49, archived)

occasionally I turn them on myself

or at passing cars.

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:04, archived)

I know.. You will struggle with this..

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:41, archived)

that looks

like a nice cup of tea. But who is it supposed to represent?

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:50, archived)

This is me...

But you lot knew that already..

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:58, archived)

Looks like

ANiceCupOfBlackCoffee to me, never heard of him.

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nicey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:29, archived)

damn!

It's a fair cop.

(Carpworld, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:55, archived)

Marmots in Love..

Still makes me chuckle

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:45, archived)

What's brown and sticky?

a stick.

well - that's what makes me chuckle.

What makes YOU chuckle?

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:03, archived)

the magic roundabout.

Every time.

(dagnabbit, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:05, archived)

really? truly?

so if I strapped you into a chair and pointed you at a widescreen tv showing the magic roundabout at high volume over and over again for 3 days on end and used things to keep your eyes open like in Clockwork Orange, you'd never complain? really? cool!

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:07, archived)

no.

It would have to be an audio tape. That's much better.

(dagnabbit, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:09, archived)

honest.

(dagnabbit, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:10, archived)

what do you do if you see a spaceman?

park in it, dude:-)

(nic*, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:12, archived)

what do you so if a bird shits on your car?

don't take her out again.

(except, this is highly unlikely as I don't drive.)

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:19, archived)

why was the sand embarrassed?

because the sea weed.

har de har

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:24, archived)

Two birds sitting on a perch

one goes to the other:
'Can you smell fish?'

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chthonic, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:22, archived)

why does a washing machine

sound like it's laughing?

Because it's taking the piss out of your knickers.

(your knickers mind, not mine)

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:29, archived)

What ET short for?

'Cos he's only got little legs.

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mrbrong, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)

My dog's got no

Nose

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:20, archived)

how does it smell?

like daniella westbrook.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:29, archived)

with a small

robotic implant..I have unnatural thoughts about Daniella's nose Hmmmmmmmm!

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:47, archived)

what, these marmots in love?

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chthonic, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:06, archived)

yay!

that's still one of my all time faves.
and this:

was another goodie.

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:09, archived)

Ahh... The smooth sounds of B3ta Gold ...

... with your host for the afternoon, Andy 'house-wifes choice' K.

Kick back, relax - and enjoy the clasic imagery of Marmots in Love.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:56, archived)

house wife's choice?

It's funny you should say that. I once did the housewife shift on a radio station. Smoooooth.

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:04, archived)

am i too late?

Hippo Birdy, Rob!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:26, archived)

that's what I've always wanted

A hippo of my own.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:19, archived)

I just realised it was Rob's Birthday

So I baked a cake with a fire engine on it just for you.

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:24, archived)

Except

I got the name wrong!

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:27, archived)

thank you for my cake

you can call me Charles. I don't mind. I had a uncle called Charles. He was arrested for cottaging in the 50s - and spent the rest of his life playing the piano on the QE2.

Has anybody else had a family member arrested on a sexual offence?

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:33, archived)

Not arrested but......

My brother was once caught with his old chap in the hoover by our mum.Ooooooh Matron

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:39, archived)

I've never put my winkle in the dyson

did your brother like it?

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:40, archived)

was it the beating

the sweeping or the cleaning action that hurt most?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:26, archived)

Yes..

My auntie Martha Farqwa was once arrested by special branch for operating a small cell or Maoist terrorists from a secret Marmot farm in Maida Vale.

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:42, archived)

Marmot In the Mist

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:51, archived)

My grandfather

was a bit of a gun runner. He never got caught, but another member of my family way back was hung for being a bad boy...

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Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:45, archived)

hung for

what kind of bad bwoy stuff? was he a yardie?

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:48, archived)

No, I'm Irish.

he was a rebel, and hung by the evil British. Funnily my grandfather was a gunrunner for the other side.

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Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:51, archived)

Was he

hung well? Good rope and solid knots and all that?

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:49, archived)

I think so

It killed him..

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Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:53, archived)

Good point

But I've heard that they get it wrong, and the accused's head pops off like a champagne cork.....

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:58, archived)

I think

you made that up? Unless you're hung using cheese cutting type wire..

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Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:04, archived)

Ahh Cheese

it brings back fond memories, holidaying in the Alps and munching on a fondue..Ahh those were the days, of course it had to end when the Alpine goathearder drowned in our lake of discarded emmental

What's your favorite cheese - Mine's halloumi.

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:07, archived)

I like rock hard cheese

In France you get extra hard mimmolette. It's got lumps of salt in it. Lovely...

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Wifey, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:11, archived)

find your cheese profile at..

www.ilovecheese.com

(nic*, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:13, archived)

Salty lumps eh?

This is it....

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Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:14, archived)

I nearly bought some haloumi last night

I'm glad someone else likes it too.
Good GOD my life is like, so rock & roll.

I love cheese.

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:31, archived)

it's not a sexual offence per se, is it?

more an absence-of-sexual offence.

or did you mean playing piano on the QE2

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:17, archived)

can you interview

Phil Cool? He can photoshop his own face without a computer.

(after Ms Quirke, obviously)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:22, archived)

i'm trying for Davros ...

... what do you reckon? B3ta Vs. Davros?

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:23, archived)

To all our new members

Abandon all hope ye who enter thru these doors

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:13, archived)

are they the doors

of a tardis?

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:34, archived)

are they

George Doors?
Marjorie Doors, perhaps
Jim Morrison's Doors?
I know, Diana doors/Dors

(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:43, archived)

pop fact: Diana Doors's real name is Diana Fluck

Fluck - what fantastically crap surname.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:49, archived)

My surname has got the word "lard" in it

which is delightful

(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:03, archived)

NU MALE

is an anagram of my surname. how shit is that? I'm stuck in the lates 80s. arse.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:23, archived)

labia land lately

is an anagram of mine. Sheckshy

(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:54, archived)

you're making it up!

there's an "r" in lard, yet there isn't one in "labia land lately." what's that all about? do you have a quantum "r", that is also a "b" depending on the time and place that it is observed?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 11:24, archived)

Ooh - another person I've met

Went to her son's birthday party when I was about 5. She was really nice and dead glam.

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chthonic, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:05, archived)

I've met Zack de la Rocha

I went to the Tate Gallery with him

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pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:46, archived)

such tiny

firmly shut doors, how is anyone going to fit through?

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:47, archived)

A challenge for me...

If someone can name a Music video (and i've seen it), then i'll make it in flash and post it here!

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:01, archived)

Wheres your head at

featuring the chthonic mouse with the gorman face etc.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:02, archived)

I still haven't seen that and I'm scared I'm gonna miss it altogether

Everyone keeps going on about it to me saying "It's sooo book of madness...you've got to see it"
does anyone know where the video is on the net?

(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:42, archived)

MTV have it

here

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:48, archived)

I've just seen it. That's great. I'm in awe. I'm sure they've been inspired by this site.

(Nacho, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:05, archived)

we invented EVERYTHING

including pop music, gravity & most popular cheeses.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:21, archived)

I invented reverse gear

before that all motoring was forward only. Some people think I am backwards - but I showed them.

(Esteban, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)

I would like to see Wild Boys by Duran Duran

featuring whatever images you can nick from the site.

I REALLY want to see the bit with the windmill.

(

rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:08, archived)

you should do an

animation of shipman, glitter, king, bushell doing the oakey cokey. On second thoughts...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:14, archived)

That verve one

Bitter sweet thingy, when he's going along the street, potentially on a segway, dodging rabbits, walking into marmots, that sort of thing.

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mrbrong, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:19, archived)

hello by lionel ritchie

I saw this video a couple of weeks ago - waiting in reception in some receptiony place.

it was utterly fantastic.

i loved lionel stalking a blind lass - and singing at her.

when he sang "hello" it made me jump.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:46, archived)

yeah -

make the blind girl feel Lionel's head and then carve a prefect sculpture of Craig David's head.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:54, archived)

for those who haven't

seen the Metro article, it's also on This Is London.

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AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:45, archived)

argh!

the bright light of all this publicity is making my eyes hurt.

Does this mean b3ta was in the Evening Standard too? I thougth thisislondon was their syndicated web thing.

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rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 7:51, archived)

i preffered the

bemused man's article with the picture of the coctail frog - alt:changed frog. He should write for the metro. They wouldn't be getting Ali G quotes then.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:19, archived)

Metro is owned by

the same lot as the Mail, Express and Evening Standard

It just recycles yesterdays articles from these. As far as I can see without actually reading any of the above.

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chthonic, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 8:36, archived)

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