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yipo

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:49, archived)

*groan*

that's dreadful. but in a way that made me laugh a lot =)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:51, archived)

phoooar

illegal watching of the bb stream.. so fun hehe

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:53, archived)

how? tell me.

please. you must tell me.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 21:56, archived)

Yaeh how how?

how?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:58, archived)

go on m3ss3nger

its a long link to put in realplaya

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:58, archived)

he looks like

he doesn't get any

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rockyrobin, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:54, archived)

he looks like

he's just had one

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:58, archived)

I feel I may be the only one

expressing this sentiment.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:49, archived)

So I'll express it twice

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:52, archived)

i agree

otters would make much better national figureheads

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:53, archived)

consider that woo/yay/stolen for my otter section / ed

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 21:54, archived)

The Fonz just loves the harvest

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:48, archived)

that

is houpla!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:52, archived)

With an essence of

Woo !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:59, archived)

Heheh

Woo and yay to that!
Oh! And to the fantastic fucking hummus song! It is Gootastic!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:58, archived)

Cheers

on both counts

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:05, archived)

inevitable, and badly hashed together

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:36, archived)

Sprong 4 the Fonz

nice.

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:38, archived)

whip it... into shape...

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:42, archived)

that makes me think of

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:50, archived)

Sorry, so sorry

But it had to be done!

(h00yah, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:26, archived)

that made me really happy

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:37, archived)

like that much

(christophaloph, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:48, archived)

eyyyyyy...

don't you do that again!

okay, go on then... i laughed lots

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nodmonkey, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:51, archived)

That is fucking slick

you sweet, sweet individual - you are going to heaven for that one!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:00, archived)

Fonzie clears all Hindenburg charges

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:22, archived)

The most worrying thing

is that I am stone cold sober.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:21, archived)

Eye am worried too....

Get some beer, NOW!!

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:23, archived)

ummm...

is anyone else getting errors when they hit the 'submit' button on a post? or maybe my browser's still sponged. it won't even play animgifs, the swine.

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:20, archived)

This morning I

got errors everytime. It's working for me now though.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:23, archived)

(sorgboi, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:12, archived)

whoop whoop!

spong-a-licious!

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:19, archived)

hmmm, but you lose points

for the eyes pointing the same direction. always they must be different, or slightly cross-eyed. it is the LAW.

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:25, archived)

Henry Winkler tells India and Pakistan where its at

(Saoirse, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:04, archived)

Mr Otter is sooooo happy

He is spazzing with joy.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:19, archived)

Koit an' Lumpy,

you da MEN. Not only is that a fan-fucksockingly-tastic choon it also describes my mental state at 8am!
Have a vast basket of woos and yays and a big round of hummus on me!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:59, archived)

mwahahahahaha!

just heard it - is rocks so hard my ass wept!

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:10, archived)

All hummus and woo yays gratefully received

Cheers chaps - Lumpy - big kudos for superb lyrics.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:17, archived)

sweet sweet sweet

very cool tune,

(juniorsquire, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:36, archived)

Fonzie Tsunami

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:52, archived)

I like.

you've found a nice theme, run with it.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:59, archived)

but wait... look closer...

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:16, archived)

Otter. Aplobobologies.

Scrunt

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:47, archived)

he had a proper gruff fisherman type voice id buy whatever foul tasting beer he was comissioned to sell to me

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:51, archived)

Wow! I made

up the word scrunt years ago for abusing people while not actually abusing them...

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:52, archived)

I remember using it

at school to mean scruffy cunt.
That was ( contemplates for a second ) about 22 years ago.
I suddenly feel old.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:13, archived)

A full pint of Otter Juice a day

provides 17 essential vitamins and minerals plus you get a nice shiney coat.

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:55, archived)

can I pinch that for my otter section?

purrleese?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:59, archived)

Of course you

can!

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:11, archived)

zz
ah
!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 21:18, archived)

Scrunt!

Beautiful

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Ptortoise, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:03, archived)

i thought it came from

scruntynutpeafunch.

a general term of dislike for someone. wonderfully non-commital though.

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:21, archived)

Oh, gawd no!

dot.tk is no longer cool - They have started to impose popups.

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:42, archived)

bumtitwilly

that sucks

still, it's a free url, so i don't care too much =)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:46, archived)

There are plenty of free

short URLs - I chose this one for it's infinitessimal shortness and lack of advertising.

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:49, archived)

My girlfriend

of 3 and a half years, dumped me this morning :(
Off out to get hideously drunk. No doubt I'll be on here later, and funny pics would cheer me up no end. Anyone wanna cheer a lonely soul up?

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Spunkmeyer, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:41, archived)

Wow, sorry Spunky.

I'll try and come up with something to cheer you up!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:46, archived)

i'm sorry to hear about that.

have a good one tonight though.

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:50, archived)

Hope your

sorrows can't swim.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:51, archived)

thanks for your sympathies people.

appreciate it :)

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Spunkmeyer, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:59, archived)

we'll have (is anyone else up for it?)

a mini-challenge...

Dumped? How would you get over it?
cheer the poor fecker up. when r u due back mate? or will u timespaz?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 21:02, archived)

i hope you bump into some nice people at the pub before you get too mind-melted.

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nodmonkey, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:02, archived)

tail up lad...

notts has the highest female:male student ratio in the country.

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rockyrobin, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:53, archived)

Who's watching

David Dickinson on Have I Got News For You, right now?

Very funny.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:24, archived)

yeh, hes funny

but have u ever seen bargain hunt? now thats class

(h00yah, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:27, archived)

cheap as chips

now go out there and find me a bargain
about it's money

should all be adopted as b3tan phrases imhfo

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:31, archived)

Anyone remember the URL

of Diffusion's site, he did that bargain hunt mp3 dinnee?

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:33, archived)

I used to,

still searching, was brilliant

edit- here it is ! !

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:38, archived)

Good

err... site finding, that man>

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:48, archived)

who hasn't ?

its one of the things you must see before you dies programmes

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:35, archived)

yeh like

call my bluff, wipeout, kilroy and the occasional episode of trisha

hurrah for study leave

(h00yah, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:44, archived)

I was watching

TJ Hooker last month. Huzzah for mornings off work.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:50, archived)

I was in the audeince at Trisha

(useless fucking fact)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:51, archived)

HAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha.

C L A S S.

Lumpbucket.
Koit.

That is the best thing ever. ever. ever.
there is more humour and talent in that than anything I've heard for years.
I want to rave more and more and more and more, but I need something hugimungously bigger than a woo/yay.
FANTASTIC.
so funny.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:21, archived)

and if you can't hummus that post

NINI HOOPOO DING!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:23, archived)

Why thank you

squire

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:36, archived)

Hehe!

The gibberish words are favourite bit :))

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:37, archived)

Was it worth the wait then ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:42, archived)

Heh

Of course! I love it! I recommend you timespaz and see my response.. it should only be a couple of pages in...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:45, archived)

Yep - seen them - cool

Shame really - what with writing these songs I will miss out on the jubilee photo challenge.

Ah well, can't win em all

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:48, archived)

heres my jubilee entry

this my "poor" attempt....

(how do i attach pic?)

(Penn, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:18, archived)

you simply

do img src="http://www.yoursite.com/yourpic.jpg"

with the angular brackets at either end

oi fink

(h00yah, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:22, archived)

cheers

so you need a url for it!?

thats poo

(Penn, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:24, archived)

sign up with

www.tripod.co.uk

or

www.20m.com

go on, its easy

or send it to me- andi AT brillopad DOT co DOT uk
if you can't hummus all that

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:26, archived)

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:24, archived)

here's wot i think

should happen to the queen,
really let meself go on this'n :P

(h00yah, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:03, archived)

Me thinks you get

an A++++++

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:18, archived)

Me thinks you get

an A++++++

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:18, archived)

i really should be working.......

you get what letter is before A... i like the blood....spookie

(Miss Chockie, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:24, archived)

Is it really YOU?

I let you slip away after we met Sat at Mr. T's! Now I can't read your website. Damn! Call or write - you got my number, baby. xoxo - [email protected]

(RandyMan, Sun 11 Aug 2002, 12:26, archived)

*clap clap clap*

bravo

(que, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:22, archived)

hahaha

(is that edward hamming it up again, by popping out unexpectedly?)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:24, archived)

woo done

would make my tea taste funny though

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:32, archived)

ARGH.

The nutter, AKA pig woman, avoided getting voted out.

She was nominated and they fuckwit housemates didn't vote on a lynchmob.

Bastards.

(Dies Irae, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:56, archived)

but

lynne is just the worst..

g.nortons "oo look i have plastic flowers in my hair, im soo fun" was funny though

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:22, archived)

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