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2 tipe. night, !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:13, archived)

night pizza!

may your dreams be molested by spastic giraffes

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trashcanglam, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:15, archived)

helloo

everyone. been off the board for a week or so and have missed loads. infact, i'm getting drunk now and won't be around for long. anyone there? what have i missed (apart from the stuff I saw in the newsletter) - too much time out to time-spaz back through it all.

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crab_bloke), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:12, archived)

Errr

Were all drunk. thats about all i know of, and im off to new york in the morning

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:15, archived)

have fun in ny mate

i believe a tour of ny in a blode t-shirt was done last weekend, which i should be seeing photos of shortly, which i'm quite pleased about (i'm getting quite a nice world-blode-travel collection together now.

i've had a lot of fun in new york personally. probably not a good idea to go into it here though...

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crab_bloke), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:23, archived)

hehe

I'll be touring with the Coo. Hope to get some pictures to potatoshop him into as i cant take a real coo with me

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:50, archived)

new york

so much fun, so no way i can post the exploits here, boo.

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crab_bloke), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:59, archived)

make up a page

and post the link maybe?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 1:06, archived)

nah

naughty stuff - quite extreme - not for public consumptiom i'm afraid

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crab_bloke), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 1:36, archived)

man, I've missed you. where ya been?

how the fuck do you expect the pissed to remember what is going on? we're all too fucksocked to hummus.
Are you at the unofficial bash on the 8th?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:15, archived)

hi mate

i've missed you too *sobs emotionally*

yup, i'll be at the do - i've multiple booked myself for that weekend unfortunately, but i think the b3ta do has to take preference.

woo! gonna be fun!

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crab_bloke), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:17, archived)

yay!

(tries hopelessly to focus vision at screen)

and woo!

(falls off chair, crawls to bedroom)

see you at the bash then! I'll bring stickers or something equally amusing!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:29, archived)

woo

and yay. should be fun. good luck finding the way to bed.

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crab_bloke), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:41, archived)

Hey Crab!

I would be honoured if you would join the The b3ta webring </spam> -
Oh, and I took liberties with your image here.

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:19, archived)

broken

link
for me anyway

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:22, archived)

same here

how ya doing fuzzy? i'd like to join the ring, but the link would break my policy about external links (this makes me sound like a cunt, i know, but i really do believe in sticking to it). sorry about that. i am now wrestling with self-doubt. if you look through rathergood, you'll notice there are no external links except where I've collaborated with someone on something - i kind of depend on the site for commisssions now, so lately i've had to be a bit more snide than i used to.

*edit* - that link is working now. fantastic stuff. my pic is frightenenigly close to the original though - i shouldn't have pics taken of me when i'm twatted - very bad move.

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crab_bloke), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:26, archived)

Not a problem crab dude

Rathergood is rather good for a reason - you. </sycophantic fuzz>
So, how's ya been?
Fixed the link, btw - figured out I'm not called fuzzbucker.

*corresponding edit* I tried to make it as different as possible - or summat. Glad you likey.

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:30, archived)

I've been good

got pissed off with a work-type corporate cd thing that I did and then the people i did it for fucked up blah blah decided to fuck the web off for a while. been playing operation flashpoint - god i love that game. hadn't played it since christmas.
various bits of good news here in my shed - paid off debts, brother coming back to uk etc etc. most importantly i was in the pub with breel and si w last night and found out that breel's parents lived in chillum, then higham, then rushton - drugs-related village names anyone?

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crab_bloke), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:40, archived)

Heheh

I was wondering what was behind the breelness...
I wish for a little corporate whoring - still an over-qualified low level civil servant...
I have replaced the shitty IT unit for half my building and am getting none of my actual work done.
Oooh! An 18 yo from Australia wants to chat on ICQ... Wonder what she's selling.

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:50, archived)

yup

explains a lot. too drunk to type properly now. time to call it quits i reckon. laters, g'night, see you next week. woo! looking forward to that!

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crab_bloke), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 1:01, archived)

Nite J.

Unfortunately a number of factors (including a pilot strike) have conspired against me so I can't make this one - I'll try to get one before the year's out!!

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 1:19, archived)

Sorry for being nosey..

but what was she selling?

(Emp, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 2:18, archived)

its just taken me

30 minutes to sober up enough to type this

belch

( FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:11, archived)

godnightttt alllll

enjoy the bb feed

and sleep well
(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:00, archived)

thanks man

still have it running ! ! :)
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:02, archived)

slave driver

give it a rest once in a while
(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:04, archived)

weird

i just thought, 'give it a rest, this is boring' and switched to sweet child o mine.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:07, archived)

any Edinb3tans

out on the piss tomorrow night? off to see Attack of the Clones then getting mashed - company welcome :)
( trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:56, archived)

i'll take that

as a no then, LOL ;)
( trashcanglam, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:10, archived)

For Simon

Bye bye, have fun. Coo will miss you.
( priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:53, archived)

hahaha

Woo the Coo. I want a full list of coo pictures people have done when i get back so i can add them to the site. Cos spazzing back a week will take me some time.
But you, you have been added
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:57, archived)

wicksy-woo

have u got a picture of yourself standing up like you're holding a sign? ;) i think you know what i want this for hehehe
( trashcanglam, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:00, archived)

No i havnt,

but give me a minute and i can go do one for you
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:02, archived)

i've got a pic

of me between the twin towers... now where's my "Turban" plug-in?
( trashcanglam, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:13, archived)

I'll email you any I remember

But I only really hang around here on the evenings, and I'm off to a party tommorow.

Plus I have a dartboard memory, so I'll probably forget.
( priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:09, archived)

Thats ok.

I can spaz a little bit
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:10, archived)

SuperFurryAnimals

i should coco
( trashcanglam, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:11, archived)

Weeeeeee

Indeedy, Demons. The first song I learned to play when I picked up my guitar again recently after a massive RSI bout.
( priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:34, archived)

ALL HAIL PREISTESS

!!!!
(lsd4all, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:15, archived)

ok kids... I'm off

Simon - have a great time away - remember if you don't take real pics you'll only have to make them up when you get back, so take a camera!

have a good weekend people.
( pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:48, archived)

Hehe i will

Have a nice week. nite nite
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:50, archived)

say the word snog

as much as possible and be and be as xenaphobic as pos
(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:53, archived)

night night

right, i'm off too. fookin knackered i am- sobriety really takes it out of me =)
( spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:51, archived)

night pep!

night spacefish!
Night simon!
hight John-bob
night emmy-lou
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:57, archived)

Nite pizza

But im not off just yet. Im staying up till dawn then getting me an hour of sleep before the long drive to london to get the long flight
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:58, archived)

woo!

we need to see the coo en-route!
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:00, archived)

hehe, if posible i

will do that as well.
My holiday will be mostly full of taking pictures to photoshop. o well, i dont care
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:04, archived)

'night jim-bob

night spacefeesh
night....
arse, night! Should be in me bed.
( witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:01, archived)

this guy should

be making some appearances later... but as i've just finished him, i'm giving him a cameo to the board.

please welcome...
the disapproving hamster:
( nodmonkey, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:46, archived)

O dear

Its unhappy about something
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:51, archived)

Look at him go

( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:43, archived)

Because this worked that well here is my next try.

I know, that this is even more shit, than my first try, but I liked playing with Shakira *g*.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:42, archived)

Her breasts

are small and humble.

Unlike mountains.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 0:23, archived)

I'm new

Hello, sorry if you're bored of Mr T spoofs on the net, but I saw the word "Gold" and couldn't help it.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:36, archived)

I'm on 56k

and those progressive JPEGs just scroll on down while loading...
...I was yawning at this post until I saw the text - excellent stuff!
( helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:39, archived)

just ignore this- i'm getting obsessed

( spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:32, archived)

YAY!

Meg and
Mog.
:)
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:36, archived)

wasnt it

mog and meg?
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)

whoop!

meg and mog! how cool is that? now on the kids books thing, does anyone have any images from Emergency Mouse? that was the BEST!
( trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:36, archived)

what

about the green aliens that study humans and babies
(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:42, archived)

I can't ignore it.

I recognise this from somewhere. Has it got Meg or something in it? Whats it called?
( Witty, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:37, archived)

So, this is the next try.

This is my first Photoshop. You can see, I need toutorials.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:27, archived)

woo

yay!
:)
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:32, archived)

Nearly there - can

you make it a gif or jpeg instead - will work ok then i think.
( pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:37, archived)

Good lordy I agree!

Some of us have bills to pay ;o)
( helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:41, archived)

also - I can't see it on a mac

when it's a bmp
( pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:44, archived)

That's mad -

I can view mac native formats in my browser...
But then image formats developed for OS use tend to be bloated (or uncompressed - depends on how you see it)
[edit]Of course I do have the Quick Time plugin... There's no Mac plugin for "proprietary PC bloated image format" is there?
( helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:47, archived)

alot of time to view bitmaps on their own

but online, they'll open up in quicktime. Crazy i know, Cal and I were only marvelling at this just the other day
( pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:50, archived)

Finally i got it.

Thanks to the guys, who helped me.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:36, archived)

that is fucking shit!

with a tree growing out of it :) Good start.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:38, archived)

*g*

Thanx
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:44, archived)

shitfaced

( Spoon, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:23, archived)

i am

as well
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:26, archived)

as a

newt.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:32, archived)

KLAATU BARADA NICTO

wow i'm fucked. it rocks! hey pizza do you use any IMs?
( trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:37, archived)

i have to

say i think your coo saga is the mutts nuts m8
( dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:37, archived)

Thank you

.
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:39, archived)

KLAATU... BARADA...

nic*coughcughcough*
(Tendency, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:44, archived)

yeah

but pizza obviously doesn't LOL
( trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:47, archived)

eh

?
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:53, archived)

baweep

narna
weep
ninnybong
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:54, archived)

Lonely Coo - Episode 19

Clicky Coo
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:21, archived)

awww

have a lovely time, SW !!
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:24, archived)

We will

I will try to take some pictures, will have to get me a nice camera
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:25, archived)

yay!

have a top banana time! we'll miss you *sob*
( spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:31, archived)

Ha, you will miss the Coo

But not me,
hehe
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:34, archived)

hey wicksy

PLEASE get a pic at Ground Zero with a sign saying "They couldn't fucking hummus"

PLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASE!
( trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:39, archived)

Ok i will do

If not the sign i will get a pic of me holding my hands up, the potato it in later.
that be ok?
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:46, archived)

nope

it has to be the sign. it HAS to be the sign. they charge you to go to Ground Zero. i'll refund you the money if you give me the pic ;)
( trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:51, archived)

They do?

Aww fuck. Bollox to it, i will get as near to it as i can, i will make me a sign when im there and do the picture for you. If i have to pay to do it i will do that as well,
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:54, archived)

Portable Pocket Panda Pleases Pedestrian People Perfectly

( Jimmeh, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:17, archived)

hmmmm

i think those b3ta brand jeans are fake mate. lemme guess, bought em down the market? no doubt from a big white furry geezer, yeah? name of Furtive? yeah, fraid you've been conned mate. bought a penguin off him once, didn't work. just sat there saying spong for half an hour then an otter knicked it.

bastards.
(Tendency, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:21, archived)

whats this spong all about

I havnt been here for one day and am to pissed to spaz, and now im all confused, could this be the end off pissflaps and cuntymints? i sure hope not
( [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:28, archived)

For n00b's coming

in round about now, I'd say you haven't got a fucking chance of understanding any of this, so woo to that :)
( witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:57, archived)

repost-a-go-go

the one that started it all
( trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:14, archived)

a non working repost... is there anything worse?

btw its a jpg :)
( rockyrobin, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:16, archived)

yesyesyes

i know - too cuntydrunk to remember what file formats i use. i am a complete spastic. please kill me.
( trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:18, archived)

bang.

consider yourself dead.

i must admit i was wondering what all the spong stuff was about, but that pic only leads to more questions
( rockyrobin, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:20, archived)

look at the Monty Python Papper Bok

the eyes look much like the ones they do in their...
(Tendency, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:23, archived)

papper bok indeed

i have the Monty Python BOK. the same, but 'harder'. there was almost certainly a Gilliam influence in that. i've been doing that to pictures since DPaint, for my own pleasure and masturbatory purposes. in fact, i'm having a wank right now.
( trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:27, archived)

i just want to write it on everything now

( spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:57, archived)

get yourself down to the BB house...

£10 to you if you can get on telly with that sign.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:58, archived)

where

is it?
( spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:07, archived)

Elstree, apparently...

not exactly convenient...
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:11, archived)

It's in a film studios

elstree or somewhere like that. Ticket only.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:13, archived)

humbug

i can't be arsed with all that!
( spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:16, archived)

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