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[challenge entry] I call this "Smilecat in the depths of a dirge-gargle"
(Egg, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)
# koit
uploading again, pooter fucked up halfway through. try this link in about twenty mins www.btinternet.com/~russell.newlove/ronny-rat.MP3

if not, try using the mp3 in lower case.

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Cool
Cheers matey

Once again, a kind-hearted B3TAN comes through.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)
# that won't work for me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# repost
from LAAATE last night when i was muy pissed and thought it was funny. and i still do!
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# bit of a theme tonight methinks
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# did I need to repost this?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)
# no
it was entirely unnessecary
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# I can't stand that
BINT !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# I call it
chick with knockers
(lsd4all, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# bloody well
said
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)
# hey hal9000
is that shane macgowen singing on your techno profile song? :)
(lsd4all, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# YES
YOU DID. (see above)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# D:
stop pickin on jade D:

shes got a loverly pair of knockers
(garry, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Hummm
Isn't that a Big Brother pic? Do you get to see that in Germany Zog?

Still planning to come over for the B3ta Burfdee and X-Day?
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:15, archived)
# yes no yes yes
.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# spazz time then
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)
# too which I respazz: she looks like she has

ewok syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# woo ewoks
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)
# can a woo be wooed?
if so WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)
# i believe the technical term for it
is a 'hi cockalorum'
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)
# leicester fiesta
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)
# Pushing the boundaries
Love these shitty puns - keep bringing them on
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)
# the song
is worse
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)
# It was the lyrics
That made it shit........hehe
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:14, archived)
# the lyrics were the work
of an evil mastermind. nothing is that funny by accident
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)
# lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# in that case heres...
Dolph and Rolf's Golf!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# I heard those 2
Are the new cops for loaded weapon 5 !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)
# Spong Power
(lsd4all, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)
# i think i'm quoting 'Crazy' Bob Oppenheimer
when i say "I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS"

do you see?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Bob O and I have something in common
we both adore Posh Spice.
(lsd4all, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)
# and hydrogen bombs
i should coco
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)
# oops
caught by the fuzz
(lsd4all, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# WHOOPS!

that's a SPICY meatball!
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)
# A little bit of European...
heroics for you Brits. All hail Captain Euro!
(Kimbo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)
# i know it's a pisstake
but now i can't wait for the federal superstate to arrive
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Turner Prize?
Pah, my cat could do better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)
# LMFAO!
Wow! We like that - it's great!
(Romana and Lumpbucket, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I call it - chick with knockers

'i think it works on many levels'
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)
# Woo
Big knockers, at that.

You can't beat a chick with a good pair of knockers.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)
# posting again


because i enjoyed posting it so much the first time


(garry, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)
# SPAZZ
but hey, it's a qualitäts piece of work.

in fact, i shall award it a ZooYay:
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# tis
qwality mate
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)
# Superb

didn't see that the first time and I like it a lot
(Egg, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)
# lol
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# hehe
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:14, archived)
# that is a nice use
of indian runner ducks
(is the original gonna have to be added to the kit?)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)
# How do you
cure a hangover when still pittled?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)
# drink b33r
..;
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)
# i am m8
and have been since this morning, i am having a moment of sobriety and my head hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# 3 paracetamol
(NOT nurofen), as much water as you can drink (at least a pint) and sleep for an hour and a half or so. then you'll wake up and feel fine :D
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)
# whenever i do that
my mouth tastes like i've been licking carpet (the floor fitting, not the badly-packed kebab)

mind you, i don't use the painkillers...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)
# yup
two pints of water and a good kip always does the trick for me, then again so does drinking more beer...
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)
# right then
more beer it is ...
although only looking through one eye helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)
# koit matey
its uploading now, give it a while. meanwhile, how did you make all that music? original material? shitty keyboards? samples? i could do that i reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)
# Its all pretty standard fare
I use cubase, Data Becker Music Centre sequencer, sound forge, goldwave, mic, and my Korg I3 Synth.

What I do is build the backing track from the Korg I3.....There are a number of pre-made beats. I use the bare minimum of beat and then layer it to make the final mix. Then I add vocals and stuff and any extra samples/sounds (like dog sounds etc)

The final wav file is then maximised.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# Forgot to say
All the tunes are original and just get made up by me as soon as I look at the lyrics.

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] i call this one:
Excuse for more duck pictures.

(qwerty, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)
# Your excuse sir...
is completely justified!
(Kimbo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)
# you need an excuse for duck pics?
hasn't stopped anyone so far
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:43, archived)
# ehehehe
10/10
(garry, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)
# woo!
my nigerian friend has responded
http://www.brillopad.dsl.pipex.com/email3.txt

he's dropped the capitals though


so who fancies a trip to nigeria?
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:43, archived)
# Woo
I had one of them thingies this morning.

I simply replied "piss off you fraud bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)
# you should have played along
its my hotmail account so i don't mind

getting kidnapped in amsterdam could be fun
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# Essence of scariness
sod that.......besides, the mail came to my main mail account.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# not as good as this one
http://www.daddystop.com/b3ta/wankbonanza.txt
i told him i'll do it if he lets me spray my searing hot man-fat on his face. still awaiting reply.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)
# I'm getting
about 10 of these a week recently. I usually just forward them to [email protected] or whatever. CC them on it as well. There's a site somewhere with some beautiful exchanges between people and these scum. I'll dig out the URL.
[Edit] www.scamorama.com
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# I'm thinking of presenting this...
to those bastards at scheduling at work:

That'll teach em.

Sorry for the old joke, but I find it effective nonetheless
(Kimbo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)
# holy fucksocks batman
i haven't B3TA'd since tues, and i might have missed the planning. I'm coming along tomorrow (woo), but i don't know what time.

Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)
# The m3ss3nger
Has a pub-sheduler which has all the details.

Unfortunately my b3ss3ng3r bookmark is at work.

I'm gonna turn up between seven and eight.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)
# er
scroll down, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)
# duh
i've just timespazzed down a few threads.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:45, archived)
# I think i've just realised something of grave importance...
"( tomsk, Fri 7 Jun 21:27, Reply)
(Priestess, Fri 7 Jun 21:28, Reply)
( SadMike, Fri 7 Jun 21:29, Reply)"

/re-lurks

(Glag, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)
# I'm confused.
What import has a list of posting times got?

Am I being accused of being a sockpuppet? Why would anyone do that here?
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)
# what is that about?
I'm confused too. De-lurk now and explain please.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# Ahah,
Its me, looking at my computer clock thats not set properly, thinking that 3 people just posted the second after each other... Back to lurking then, I suppose...
*sniff*
(Glag, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Oh god I suck
so much it hurts.

(Noodles, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I call it "Contemporary Art Makes Your Babies Go Like This"


i might have to spaz later on and do my "black and white minstrel baby" and "fucked up crack baby". watch this space.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:32, archived)
# ARGH
That's bizarre!
(Nacho, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)
# Been drinking
too much sunny d methinks..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)
# it's dave!
..,
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

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