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animal sex on the internet

is getting out of hand

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:33, archived)

A far better show

(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:12, archived)

I'd watch it

Better than the real thing.

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AndyK, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:14, archived)

how vain would you have to be

to do this? Some guy has taken a picture of himself every day for the last 2 years. Sullen, isn't he?

But this site is great. It's a collection of pictures of people who have been frightened by a backfiring van.

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AndyK, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 4:15, archived)

Thanks

I've been wanting to know where that backfiring van site is for ages - a friend told me about it but didn't know the URL.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 4:42, archived)

Is the woman on the left Bez from Happy Mondays in disguise?

(Nacho, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 4:46, archived)

Also

It's Susan Tully and the killer dwarf from 'don't look now'.
But can anyone be bothered to do a google search and have the people looking shocked at their dopplegangers?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 4:56, archived)

not exactly the right facial....

but then when has Susan Tully got the right facial?!

(Nacho, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:04, archived)

thats very unfair

if she fixed her hair, teeth and eyes, she'd look quite gourgeous

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:56, archived)

what a beauty....

it looks like a country and western singer but I can't think of her name.
Gold star for you, Matt 52

(Nacho, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 6:00, archived)

Bloody autograph hunters

(deadroyal, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 4:12, archived)

not more bin laden please

stop it already

(bboy, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 4:16, archived)

A small alteration,

but one that says it all:

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 3:53, archived)

and such a

truth was never spoken. But we still love the show.

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AndyK, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 3:58, archived)

Umm...

Where exactly IS the alteration? Am I just being blind or what?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 8:11, archived)

Look closely at

the word 'pop' :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)

It just occurred to me..

that I made this masterpiece as a contest entry, but I never formally posted it. It's super late, but still coo.

(Kimbo, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 3:10, archived)

Captain Kimbo.....

are you related to Legsa?

(Nacho, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 3:39, archived)

Who..

is Legsa? I'm the only really computer-type person in my family, immediate or distant.

(Kimbo, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 3:48, archived)

No no no

Legsa Kimbo - the travelling kids drama outfit in the League of Gentlemen :)

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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 4:00, archived)

ah...league of gentlemen

a twisted bunch of geniuses.
Someone - can't remember who but may well have been Captain Kimbo - did a downward spiral picture of themselves a few days ago, and the last one looked like Tubs

(Nacho, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 4:11, archived)

my old housemates'

mum has a nose like Tubbs, and he could never understand why the rest of us used to laugh whenever she'd come round.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:20, archived)

did she stick it up

with sellotape?

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AndyK, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:23, archived)

suprisingly enough.....

I have a large selection of photos of me and my pals doing that. If the camera man is far enough away you can't see the sellotape

(Nacho, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:27, archived)

Your collection of munted photos

never ceases to amaze me...

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AndyK, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:27, archived)

me neither!!

I've got another roll to develop of Tim with a pair of pants with a hole in the arse over his head with his mouth through the hole, with inch thick round glasses on with a wige over the top, various people bound up in bondage tape with things woven in and I can't remember the rest. A lovely selection of festive photos...

(Nacho, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:39, archived)

ah the joys of life

at Snakey... Do you *ever* have a normal night?

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AndyK, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:43, archived)

yeah!!

You are officially invited to Snakey for a normal night...just like last time!

(Nacho, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:44, archived)

why don't you buy

a caravan and go on tour?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:48, archived)

Kind of like a B3ta Roadshow

Would Smiley Miley be there? And DLT?

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AndyK, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 5:51, archived)

Yes I like it......

the Snake Mountain Toad Road Show. Go round the country in a caravan of Coo teaching innocent kids to munt themselves and each other up. Get the whole nation trotting in a cloven hoof style, and have the crowds communicating only in animal noises.
DLT would be there with half his beard as the obligatory face monkey. We could hire Nichola from Big Brother and glue eyes and mouths on the back of her head.
I think we're on to something here.
But, yes, Andy K, alas I have a totally normal and boring weekend ahead of me. No wages, no money, no booze or fags or any fun is planned. I am hoping that someone will unexpectly stop by and change that course of events, otherwise I am in all weekend drinking tea and being bored and normal.

(Nacho, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 6:07, archived)

arrrr...

I am a pirate.

Obviously.

(nautone, Thu 3 Jan 2002, 23:42, archived)

hi ppl

this ickle cartoon took at least an hour or 2 so please take a gander.
www.btinternet.com/~RLW/killermouse.html

(rik, Thu 3 Jan 2002, 20:09, archived)

He, he,he

that is very funny. I love toilet stuff...

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Wifey, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 3:56, archived)

that

gets a woo.
well done, sir.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)

I saw that fark.com place..

It doesn't hold a candle to place. Long live b3ta!

(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jan 2002, 17:06, archived)

D'oh..

to this place to this place to this place dammit!

(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jan 2002, 17:07, archived)

yeah!

farkin 'ell - that big contents page was way too complicated for my simple brain to work out how i was supposed to have fun.
And worth1000 was too serious for me aswell.... I love you B3TA!!... er.. but in a manly way of course

(scabby dog, Thu 3 Jan 2002, 18:08, archived)

The Beer is Dead! Long live the Beer!

and donuts...