Bill "harry potter" gateshttp://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20020108/ts/imdf08012002012255a.html
i belive micheal jackson has invited him to never never land for tea and cakes
(i belive micheal jackson has invited him to never never land for tea and cakes
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:20,
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coo...did I see the word coo? OH!look at that! For some reason it reminds me of Eileen on Coronation Street
(,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:05,
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this is weirdonly because i don't have the room in my garden for her.
www.geocities.com/dairyfarm_girl/dairy_farm_home.html
everyone need to go and check this out, maybe we can club together and by a small farm?
i have a fiver to start with
(www.geocities.com/dairyfarm_girl/dairy_farm_home.html
everyone need to go and check this out, maybe we can club together and by a small farm?
i have a fiver to start with
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:16,
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So who's up for a `human live stock farm and adult petting zoo then?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:13,
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Im soldSpent my life living with cows (and bitches) - you get exactly what it says on the tin with this headcase woman
(
Hugo Rune,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:52,
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are they theexo-skeletons of daleks that are stacked up by the desk?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:07,
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Umm...Daleks don't have exoskeletons, you'd be able to see them if they did.
They might have skeletal structures though, just not exoskeletal ones.
(They might have skeletal structures though, just not exoskeletal ones.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:30,
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that is what i ment.the dalek chassis, so to speak
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:34,
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yep!thats the one, cheers for pointing out my sub standard education, but we don't get may folks come out this far in the forest, you best keep going to the next town, and stay on the path, don't stry onto the moor.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:43,
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look at himhe's freezing in there - his hands all pasty. Now that's dedication
( pep,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:37,
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Where is the original imageof that penguin? I've never used a penguin in a pic and I feel left out.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:48,
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I saw a great kids TV programme yesterdayshowing you how to make penguins out of those Frij milkshake bottles with ping-pong ball and paper mache heads.
(,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:12,
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Yup - he's part of theUS Cat Patrol
Dedicated to rooting out the cute and getting huffy with the fluffy
(Dedicated to rooting out the cute and getting huffy with the fluffy
chthonic,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:00,
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Hmmm...The best so far there is 12.7 clicks a second, I'd say thats a tad too good
( rockyrobin,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:55,
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Brings backhappy memories of Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the spectrum.
(,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:56,
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Woo Hoo!I got second on the leader board, my mum is gonna be so proud, all the years of training on the speccy paid off.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:05,
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Kudosto you. I bet you still couldn't do the discus throw though. You always ended up whirling round like a dervish and then crashing into the side netting on that thing.
(,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:13,
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S'pose im just bitter and twistedcos I cant even get close to that, in spite of years of training...
( rockyrobin,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:13,
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my secret is a wacom tablet not a mousebut shhhhhhhh. don't tell anyone
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:18,
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Come on thenThor, who's gonna be first to break the magic 200 barrier?
( Stella_R_Twa,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:17,
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I'll give it a gobut i don't think that it is possible for a human to get that many.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:23,
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my fingers are bleeding nowouch!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:31,
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nearly therehave bandaged my fingers and finally got near to the magic 200
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:00,
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Woo!!check out the leaderboard!!!!
Woo clicky indeed!
(Woo clicky indeed!
Stella_R_Twa,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:17,
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damn youand you cold black heart stella, you a surely not human.
i must re-double my efforts
(i must re-double my efforts
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:41,
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it looks likethey are in a particle acceleration chamber like the one at Cern.
(,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:44,
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we've got one of those here.we like to call it a corridor.
;)
(;)
pep,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:18,
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Some bastardkeeps phoning me up then hanging up when I answer and sending me dodgy txts, he's too stupid to not send his number, so here it is: 07984527450 feel free to do what you like with it.
(,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:36,
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Just stuff like'I know where you live' etc... I actually called him from a land-line and he answered, he had a southern accent and he said his name was Mark Lewis. I didn't recognize his voice or anything and I hardly know any Southerners. he called me again today at 5.30 and 6 oclock, its really getting on my tits. Am considering writing his number in some of the less respectable public toilets in town.
(,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:52,
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He's just got an SMS from meSimply saying, I'm not a monkey and I don't look like one either. Bob
Hope that helps ;o)
(Hope that helps ;o)
Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:50,
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MORE .tk madness...Look at what one of my friends did:
www.donkeysex.tk
(not actually a bestiality site, btw :)
(www.donkeysex.tk
(not actually a bestiality site, btw :)
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:10,
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ninja bear with axeman can that bear wail
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 3:43,
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He couldplay when he was so small that he could bearly hold the guitar!
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:51,
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Oh my god...it's the ghost of cher's off cast body parts.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 3:42,
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blimeycouldn't see what you were on about, opened it in a new window and it scared me.
( pep,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 3:43,
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I've just had to wipethe spilt tea off me keyboard!
Didn't realise Katy Jane Garside could do things like that :)
(Didn't realise Katy Jane Garside could do things like that :)
witchy is covered in BEES,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:03,
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Um..Could someone please give me a hint?
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:08,
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Oh. Right.Nearly shat myself.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:12,
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Oooh I'm quick on the draw this morning......See here for a paused version :)
It's STILL scary!!
(It's STILL scary!!
witchy is covered in BEES,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:12,
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Hey come on?Wheres your bloodlust? Cute things dying hideously is great. Didn't you ever play Creatures 2 on your C64?!
(To spectrum owners: Creatures 2 was a C64 game where really cute creatures called fuzzies died in horrible ways if you didn't save them in time. One got squished in a press, one got his legs bitten off by an aligator, and one got held in the air on the end of a chainsaw. There were loads more, too. Brilliant it was. The best part was the cheat. To get infinate lives, during the titlescreen you wet your finger and rub it over a joystick port. It actually worked, too...)
((To spectrum owners: Creatures 2 was a C64 game where really cute creatures called fuzzies died in horrible ways if you didn't save them in time. One got squished in a press, one got his legs bitten off by an aligator, and one got held in the air on the end of a chainsaw. There were loads more, too. Brilliant it was. The best part was the cheat. To get infinate lives, during the titlescreen you wet your finger and rub it over a joystick port. It actually worked, too...)
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:39,
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i won a competitionto design a level for that in Commodore Format. My prizes never came. Bastards.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:47,
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Commodore FormatWas brill.
www.commodoreformat.co.uk
(www.commodoreformat.co.uk
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:29,
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Alternatively,you can wet a small furry creature with your finger and rub it over a mains outlet for almost as much fun. Don't forget to wear rubber gloves, kids! Hours of harmful fun for all the family.
(,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:48,
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Which kind?Bo? Jo? Escrima? Tonfa? Good God, you've got to clarify these things to stand a chance here! I dunno.
(,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 0:33,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Photoshop The Queen"){kind=small}
Pity you couldn't have stuck her fingerin her ear - she looks like a folk singer.....
altogether now - WOOOOOOOfolderolawiddydiddy-EH
(altogether now - WOOOOOOOfolderolawiddydiddy-EH
witchy is covered in BEES,
Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:01,
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Real NinjasThis guy must have just flipped out or something because he went and made this crazy sweet webpage about ninjas
(,
Thu 10 Jan 2002, 17:40,
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I flipped out tooMan that web page is so crazy I flipped out and cut somebody's head off.
(,
Thu 10 Jan 2002, 17:41,
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man, i flipped out so quickI cut my own head off.
But i think I can fix it with blu-tak and an elastic band
(But i think I can fix it with blu-tak and an elastic band
pep,
Thu 10 Jan 2002, 17:59,
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A google image searchFor "cauliflower" revealed a host of anomalous produce.
(,
Thu 10 Jan 2002, 17:27,
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