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stroke my pussy

it's a pussycam

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pep, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:54, archived)

I like the

caption competition

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 6:10, archived)

Flibz

surely the caption comp was made for you...

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pep, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 6:44, archived)

Awwww,

thanks Pep.

[goes to look]

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flibz, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 6:57, archived)

Only problem is that

I don't think they'll appreciate our kinda thinkin.

'Kitty discovers that someone has superglued the tree again'

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flibz, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 7:02, archived)

foop

interesting to see the business plans that weren't as big as friendsreunited:

www.happygroup.co.uk/

The one at the bottom is just weird.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:48, archived)

Spotted on Ananova....

Precise scientist to measure exact distance from Earth to Moon

What would YOU like to measure...?

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flibz, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:34, archived)

what a silly....

http://www.b4ta.com/images/richardwhiteley.jpg. Amusing story from one of the tabloids.

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:13, archived)

hells fire,

that's better than we could've done :o)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:17, archived)

that's an artrage.

it is better then we could've done. Damn!

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pep, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:34, archived)

Dalai Lara

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yidaho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:12, archived)

Google

Lets you see into the future, I typed in AndyK in a moment of boredom and I got....

(twelveways, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:04, archived)

And this is

Nacho

(twelveways, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:07, archived)

I am legion

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chthonic, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:13, archived)

Im just bloody weird

(twelveways, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:16, archived)

Hmm...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 7:27, archived)

What's your favourite position? ;)

Have a look at this website.

Pretty good, but maybe rather risque?

(Frankie, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:04, archived)

As you can see...

I don't have a clue how to post URL's. Can someone tell me how it's done so I can edit the post?

Cheers

(Frankie, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:05, archived)

Edit?

Quick query... I'm logged in, but I don't know how to edit a post... would be useful, since I've made a couple of typos recently...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)

HAL eye karma

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:01, archived)

Excellent

Truly excellent

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crab_bloke), Tue 15 Jan 2002, 7:03, archived)

I can't even look at young girls anymore,
People will think I'm some kind of pervert.
Adult sex is either boring or dirty -
Young people, they can get away with murder.
I don't write songs about girls anymore,
I have to write songs about women:
No more boy meets girl, boy loses girl, more like, man tries to understand what the hell went wrong.

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chthonic, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:50, archived)

The Pursuit of Happiness, I'm An Adult Now

Fine song. Any reason?

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:51, archived)

I was listening to it

and remembering how fab the lyrics are
(adult angst rather than teenage angst)
and thought I'd share.

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chthonic, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:56, archived)

ah... glad it wasn't a suicide post ...

... that would have been scary. Although quite newsworthy. Does anybody fancy killing themselves and posting about it?

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:58, archived)

Certainly a challenge

Would it be photoshop-worthy?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:01, archived)

I photoshop dead people

I'd forgotten about this story

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chthonic, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:08, archived)

difficult task

posting *then* killing yourself is easier but not quite as interesting.
Anyone remember Doris Stokes and her promise ?

(anat0010, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:16, archived)

I've always wanted to start a suicide cult

can everybody kill themselves please. There is a big penguin in the sky. He's waiting for us.

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:22, archived)

it's true

there is

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:53, archived)

thanks Andy

You are a true believer. The Penguin save us all.

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 6:36, archived)

Don't worry

Bear'll get it....

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flibz, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 6:43, archived)

Brill!

Absolutely brilliant! Well done.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 6:59, archived)

The Best Misheard Lyric Animations in the World ... Ever!

I 've made this handy archive featuring all of them... with some bonus facty facts too.

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:33, archived)

Doll Eye Farmer

It took me all night to think that one up. I'm a big boy now.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:24, archived)

B3ta is being market researched... I got this email

"Some bloke from BMRB (one of the uk's biggest market research agencies) came round and administered what is known as an Omnibus survey. These are fairly large surveys, in the magnitude of 1000 to 2000 interviews conducted nationwide. The questionnaires are syndicated, in that several companies will each pay for a small number of questions (5 or 6) to be inserted. So what you're thinking...

"One of the sections was on t'Intenet and was, I'm guessing, commissioned by the BBC - it had questions on general Internet usage, then usage of the BBC site and then finally had a 'Which of these sites have you been to?' question: possible answers - AOL, MSN, Freeserve, Amazon, Ebay (etc etc you get the idea)... and last but not least the mighty b3ta."

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:19, archived)

How old is b3ta?

It's relatively young, isn't it? And why's it called b3ta?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:22, archived)

B3ta is 840 years old

It was started by 2 monks on the isle of jura in 1162.

They would hold "scribe this" competitions across a network of churchs via carrier pigeon.

This ancient art has recently been updated for the Internet, and mostly we've stopped wearing robes (except on special occasions.)

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:29, archived)

But tonight _is_ a robe night?

no?

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chthonic, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:35, archived)

special robes

tonight. and ritual sacrifice.

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:36, archived)

very very special occasions

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:36, archived)

Where did you get that photo of Pep

from?

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:38, archived)

I keep thinking she needs a big scythe

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:29, archived)

pep!

she's so lovely.

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 5:39, archived)

<a href="http://www.dutchbint.org/">via Dutchbint</a>:

Photo 1 and Photo 2 (not safe for work). Odd.

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 3:55, archived)

isn't that

thom yorke?

(corruptia, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:42, archived)

not the best way to make

an impression at a party.
"Bin laid into at Auckland bash"

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 3:44, archived)

Did anyone mention the cool

flash clock thing? I really like it...

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 3:33, archived)

yay

does it dance on the hour?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:06, archived)

I don't think so...

not yet... You're going to have to bite the bullet and do it yourself one day.

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:21, archived)

Yay

and its y2k compliant.

(twelveways, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:30, archived)

I had a dream about you last night, AndyK

I dreamt that you lived at the top of the hill near Brighton station with your mum, girlfriend and brother and I sleepwalked and woke up in your house and you wouldn't let me have a drink of water before going home. I woke up very thirsty.

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:37, archived)

my goodness

That sounds more like a nightmare if you ask me. I have ruined many a good night's sleep.
I wasn't singing dog in a coat was i?

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:38, archived)

dog in a coat

was brilliant. I laughed.

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:40, archived)

It has been a form of language the last few days

eg "pass me a light, pass me a light"
"answer the phone, answer the phone"
"what is the time..." etc.

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:43, archived)

It fits well to anything really

which is why i think it came about in the first place. We were in the pub and saw a dog in a coat and so started singing it. I've been driving people crazy by singing it these last few days too.

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:48, archived)

I'm still on that one

it won't leave my head.
No, you weren't singing it, you were just holding me back so I couldn't get a drink from the tap.

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:41, archived)

Fan Mail

Have you ever received a bit of fan mail from a female fan explaining in detail of "stuff" she wanted to do with Davros?

and if so... can I read it?

(Sul, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 3:19, archived)

whoops

obviously too early for my brain to work properly

(Sul, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 3:23, archived)

Tube Poll

TheTube.com has a poll on about tube etiquette. What really annoys you? My vote goes to "people who hit the button on the doors to make them open when the button doesn't actually do anything." I really should get out more. Or find kindred spirits in the Metro.

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 3:10, archived)

Personally

I'd go for people who play games on their Nokia with the key tones on.

(james, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:02, archived)

first thing I did when I got

my phone was to turn the keytones off. What actually is the point of them?
I have been playing bejeweled lots on my palm on the tube recently.

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:18, archived)

ah... bejewled

My girlfriend used to talk to me before she started playing it.

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:37, archived)

It should be made

a part of everyone's day. the world should stop for 30 minutes to play bejeweled every day. The world would be happier.

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:57, archived)

That's the last time i drink absinthe...

Fainting Goats - www-personal.umich.edu/~jimknapp/goats.html

(Bill Slater, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 2:31, archived)

We've done fainting goats...

but absinthe is mad gear...

anything that's advertised by a judge flashing his arse has to be dangerous...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 2:45, archived)

for flash you will...

need a new Computer?

(tristan, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 0:09, archived)

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