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# This is
really weird. Stare at this image for about a minuite or so and you will start to see a 'ghost'. It's really cool. I think it works best when your really close up to the screen though.
(shadysladysb, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 0:08, archived)
# AHHHHHH...
HHHHHHHHH *gasp* AHHHHHHH!
(Autoclave, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 1:15, archived)
# That was as scary..
as it was when the last two people posted the same thing.
(Kimbo, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 1:39, archived)
# scary things,
gifs.
(james, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:42, archived)
# that was really cruel.
i'm gonna go cry now
(corruptia, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] faulty condoms cause lives.
sorry about the whole
scummy-esque quality, i don't have photoshop (and am not even going to buy it for more than free), and there is gonna be some really bad spelling in here to so sorry for that to.
(Hentai zombie, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] i am stupid
i just posted a photoshop baby but didn't put in the photoshoped baby. still i deserve points for originality.
its not that i don't want to do it's just that i don't know how, pleas help!


(Hentai zombie, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 23:53, archived)
# submitting
to submit pix, do what you're told at http://b3ta.com/feautures/faq/

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 2:54, archived)
# You can
download a trial version.
Paintshop Pro is easier to use though, and there are even hacks for it so you get the full version, dont ask me where though...

Never pay for software :o)
(twelveways, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, actually........
.....it's triplets
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 17:08, archived)
# Dalai Lada?

OK... it's obvious, but no-one else had done it...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 16:50, archived)
# hoo
ray!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 17:10, archived)
# I'm new round these parts
Hi there, I've been coming here for a few weeks and I decided to sign up. I don't have photoshop, but I have a keen eye for nonsense. Here is the only image I've ever 'manipulated'. I apologise in advance if the image doesn't display.



It's a Man Footed Rat-Snake. Hee hee.
(SparkyLove, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 16:43, archived)
# wow
i love it
(rik, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 16:45, archived)
# we love all sorts of madness here,
man footed rat-snakes included. have a currant bun.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 17:15, archived)
# Thanks, I like currant buns
I think I'm gonna like it round here.
(SparkyLove, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 17:55, archived)
# woooooooooo
first zombie flash...
bit shite but im still the first
www.btinternet.com/~rlw/zombie.html
(rik, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 16:41, archived)
# i don't know what just happened
but it was highly enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 17:41, archived)
# Working on it......
...... If only i wasnt so crap at graphics!
The flash sides easy but drawing HELP!
(Outtie, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 19:56, archived)
# don't worry about drawing
trawl through this site and steal images.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 3:48, archived)
# this is crazy
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 14:31, archived)
# !
It is, and I love it!
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 23:51, archived)
# Has anyone...
posted anything for the Zombie Nation thing yet? I wanted to be the first, but my friggin ISP at home zonked out.
(Kimbo, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 14:27, archived)
# it aint my isp...its the total lack of ideas
at least thats the case with me
(rik, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Collie lama
(bluemerle, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 14:15, archived)
# woo.
my mum's got a blue merle collie. what're the chances of that, eh? considering that this is the internet, and there are millions of people (or at least "things") on it. ho hum. well i was impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 17:25, archived)
# re: andyK's remix challenge:
if you distort the first bit of the tune and shift it up a little bit, you get an early 90s happy hardcore beat. the gated pad thing at the end of the song makes a gorgeous noise on its own. stick it together and you get this. It's only a minute long and it's pretty lo-fi, but i thought i'd post it anyway. The only stuff that I didn't pull out of the song are the annoying girl and the clap sample. it's got a lovely cheesy feel it has =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 13:47, archived)
# wow...
I always knew there was something ravey about the News tune. But that's great...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 13:54, archived)
# So am I to assume
that there are at least a few ravers/club crawlers here?
(Idyll23, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 14:42, archived)
# if not that then at least
1 or 2 DJ's just curious, not many people would knowingly admit to being able to pick out a 4:4 beat appropriate for a HHardcore tune.
(Idyll23, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 14:44, archived)
# i admit to nothing!
i'd be a clubber if i could (1) afford it and (2) find the time for it. if it wasn't for b3ta i wouldn't have ANY excuse to take drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 16:33, archived)
# BWHAHAHHAH
ah yeah, spoken like a true b3talover
(Idyll23, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 16:50, archived)
# Heh
I thought the correct term was now "b3tan"? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:32, archived)
# very good
anybody want to make a do a flash thing with Trevor McDonald and Alistair Burnett raving?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 3:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a boy!

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 13:37, archived)
# AroO
Game Over. Houdini wins.

(HappyTiger, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 15:21, archived)
# Harryman



Is it just me or is the news just hilarious at the moment. Bush, Harry - you couldn't make this stuff up. Although I think the Bush/pretzel story's a cover up for something more sinister.

(Oooooh, a conspiracy)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Hit me baby
One more...

...time

(Hopefully working this time)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Blimey...
lots said today. Did no-one have anything else to do today? Pages and pages to wade through... Thank you all for keeping me entertained through my slog of a day...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:04, archived)
# Quite
I have just escaped from Castle Extreme, where I have been incarcerated all day. The Wife said check the pub arrangements for tomorrow and it took me 20 mins to read back to them.

Looking forward to tomorrow. Woo London beer. I will bring some Malted Milk biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:12, archived)
# I shall try and make it there
although I can't promise. And I also might only be able to make it for a quick half...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:21, archived)
# so
does b3ta offer any kind of unemployment plan? cuz i seem to fuck off at work more often now in order to post here.
(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Gosh
Thought I'd post this here rather than on the main Terry Molloy thread.

Just discovered that his current job is as Mike Tucker in the Archers:
clicky

We should ask him about whether it was the third eye in the middle of his forehead that he lost in the industrial accident...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:30, archived)
# How weird
I know his daughter, she goes to my school in the year below.
And also, my auntie writes the archers :)
(Mr Kipling, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:58, archived)
# really?
wow! can I go and see it. I'd looooove to see the archers.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:03, archived)
# Archers Fact
Ix the Wizz stopped emailing me when I asked him to help me record a breakbeat version of the theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:15, archived)
# Was that the real archers theme
or your sung/whistled version?
And would anyone like to do a remix of this which I found at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:19, archived)
# nah, the real one
I wanted someone to do it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:22, archived)
# it's about as good as it gets already!
i'm pretty sure anything that could be done wouldn't be as good.

but i think that's a reason TO remix it really.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:48, archived)
# I wouldnt bother...
....Ive only listened to it once, it was shit.
(Mr Kipling, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:24, archived)
# how can you say that?
It's always worth a listen. Especially on a Sunday morning if you're awake.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:34, archived)
# the Archers?
"Oi was just scranlettin' in the low meadow..."
"EXTERMINATE!"
"Why, hello Mike! Oi eer you was 'avin trouble with yer combine?"
"WE WILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET, YOU PUNY EARTHLINGS!"
"Oh oi see. Well, best be goin'..."
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:15, archived)
# Didn't
Dead Ringers do some kind of Dr Who/Archers crossover thing once or twice?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Dead Ringers is fantastic
I love the phone calls. Did you hear when Dr Who called B&Q to see if they had a sonic screwdriver?

Check this.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:24, archived)
# I do like Dead Ringers a lot
but I was also amused by this. A lot of which is very true. Especially the bit about "get your characters to recite inappropriate song lyrics" which seems to be happening more and more on the programme at the end of the series.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:30, archived)
# More Dr Who...
This week, they had the doctor phoning the national train info line to book tain tickets. Included such gems as wanting to go from Euston to Glasgow... yesterday. And wanting to leave London tomorrow and to get somewhere in 1947...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 2:34, archived)
# excellent
http://www.toiletduk.net/insanity_test/
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:30, archived)
# I am
insane, that was a work of pure gee-nee-us.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:39, archived)
# Stop the Insanity Test!
http://www.dreamscape.com/rhudson/webcam/redcar4.rm
I just had to do this spoof a while back. Susan Powter would approve, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 18:12, archived)
# Stop the Insanity Test!
http://www.dreamscape.com/rhudson/webcam/redcar4.rm

Now linked properly! (oopsie!)
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 18:16, archived)
# help me my albino monkey chef.
My sound cad is F**ked, i mean fucked, sorry, so i cannot hear, will you all please give me money now?
(Hentai zombie, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 23:45, archived)
# Bugger.
Oh, hello nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:29, archived)
# Ballet Lama
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:10, archived)
# Strangely
touching.
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:13, archived)
# i can feel the web
becoming a better place.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:13, archived)

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