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# What is it with has-been 80's pop stars today?
Shakin' Steven's been done for drink
driving now...




Maybe it's part of his comeback that he's planning and he's going to use the publicity to launch his new singles including: "Behind the iron bar doors" and "This ole' Grouse"
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:26, archived)
# Isn't that
Tommy Vance disguised as a dalai lama drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)
# Well,
we know why he's called Shaky now... but who's going to be next? Toyah arrested for GBH? Gary Numan fined for an overdue library book?
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Babyzilla takes Glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:12, archived)
# Nice one
I like the burning bus.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:21, archived)
# I like that
I think its good
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:11, archived)
# Very
very very nice
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:35, archived)
# Cheers
Ta very much.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:37, archived)
# That is
one scary baby crab.
(bluemerle, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 9:33, archived)
# this site
doesn't do anything and has made me confused
because it only has a picture of a duck on it... www.foof.com

Who's going to email them and find out?
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:05, archived)
# Just have.
Requested a read receipt too...
More as we get it...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:08, archived)
# strange
that it has a guest book
that you are not allowed to use...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:39, archived)
# the only keyboard I'll ever need


Now back to arranging cows...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:57, archived)
# Excellent
Woo XP instruction manual:
To re-woo your computer press ctrl + alt + woo

that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:02, archived)
# Errrrr
or does it run windows woo thousand?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:05, archived)
# I got an updated driver for my mouse....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:51, archived)
# my god
i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:54, archived)
# It just gets worse
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:47, archived)
# ah! quality
That would be great if it was real. He could have water pistols with lashings of formic acid to squirt at the tourists.

Monkeon, are you around? I've downloaded lots of Chris Moyles pictures but I haven't got time to do them now till tomorrow. And I can't find a picture of Mark Goodier.
(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:04, archived)
# Here you are

click for larger.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:15, archived)
# thank you!
The first of the Chris Moyles ones is coming along nicely.
I'll post them when they're done tomorrow.
(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:41, archived)
# i'll look
forward to your efforts tommorrow, then.
Make 'em as weird as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:39, archived)
# I love that.
it's quite scary.
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:28, archived)
# I want some ham soup
I have decided.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:43, archived)
# I've got loads here mate
just had a bowl for lunch. luvly.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:49, archived)
# aaaaaaah I want some...
Can you get some biked over?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:53, archived)
# soz
can't afford it. the soup is, if I may say so myself, absolutely souperb (ha).
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:55, archived)
# hmph
looks like a journey eastwards is my only option then...
What a lot of broth-er....
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:58, archived)
# It could be
a grueling trek...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:00, archived)
# I decided to head to soup opera instead
and got a lovely filling chicken soup. yum.
BTW, was it you asking for the dog in a coat link last night? Or was it nicey? I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:46, archived)
# Worst joke yet....
How did they get that in a mental ward?



(it's a dam ant.... sorry... i'll get me coat)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:30, archived)
# lol
contrived puns a go go
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:32, archived)
# Maybe the brought in in
through an anteroom!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:37, archived)
# Maybe they should put up an
Antidammage sign at this Dam
(€mm€t, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:41, archived)
# I have now left the board
.gone
(€mm€t, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:43, archived)
# Heh
just saw this on theOnion.
(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:22, archived)
# i want a compwuter
wich wuvs me!

i reckon we've got enough material to construct a b3ta ultimate computer. out of cardboard and pipecleaners. with a real live marmocet powering it. (can you tell i'm being deprived of photoshop today? can you?)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:08, archived)
# Yeh
It was a Funny Cut n Paste do
(€mm€t, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)
# It was funny in issue 62
less funny in issue 100, and now? almost not funny at all.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:18, archived)
# Funniness of Kate Moss
Ok it was'nt funny.
If I had an unfunny key on my keyboard, I would probly break it
(€mm€t, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:22, archived)
# Sorry. I'm being over sensitive about PB
as the truth is that b3ta took a huge amount of ideas from popbitch, except one crucial thing... pop gossip. If b3ta starts re-using PB content, then it simply makes b3ta a PB fan site...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:30, archived)
# Is
Andy Crane related to Midge Ure by any chance?
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)
# Kate Moss
On a fashion shoot in a derelict house, Kate Moss wanted
a piss. The assistant told her: "Well, there is a loo,
but there's no door on it".
Kate replied: "Well how the fuck do I get in there then?"
An embarrassed silence ensued...
(€mm€t, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:11, archived)
# wrong board mate.
we don't need cut & pastes of popbitch here. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:13, archived)
# Euros
Press alt Gr 4 if you got the euro symbol on 4 key
(€mm€t, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:07, archived)
# €
Yeh. I've never pressed the "Alt Gr" button before.

Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:10, archived)
# woo!
imagine having to convert all your pcs to do that. must cost €€€€€€€€€'s...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:12, archived)
# Osymyso - a related site
This is an address of a related site, its run from LOndon - I have'nt checkd it out yet, I got the url from a book Im reading bout him.
azzam.com
(€mm€t, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:01, archived)
# why have you got boxes
in your name?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:02, archived)
# they show up as Euros
on my machine...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:03, archived)
# well i get question marks.
it only goes to show, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:05, archived)
# In ms products
They're only supported in a few fonts. Although that might have changed now.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:16, archived)
# nah, it be linux.
:. only supported if i can be arsed. which i can't.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:53, archived)
# Find out
what your name would stand for if you were a cyborg.
C.Y.B.O.R.G
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 5:56, archived)
# MAGOG
Mechanical Android Generated for Observation and Gratification
(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:10, archived)
# I like mine
Networked Artificial Construct Hardwired for Observation
(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:47, archived)
# Yay
Functional Lifeform Intended for Battle and Zoology

Although I want some gratification too!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:23, archived)
# Well mine is
Wireless Artificial Lifeform Limited to Assassination and Ceaseless Exploration
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:27, archived)
# Mine doesn't work
My name's too long. :(
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:29, archived)
# Right, let's think...
Programmable Electronic Terror Enforcement Robot Synthesising Elements of Yeast Culture Hazardous to Earth Lifeforms Liable to Explode Suddenly. How about that?
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:46, archived)
# does that site
operate by ringing you up and getting you to make them up? that's amazing...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:47, archived)
# Not to mention
faster than you would expect...

I didn't notice I pause at all when I did mine!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:54, archived)
# wooo
lose the k n u get Digital Obedient Guardian Skilled in Nocturnal Observation and Battle..cor i sound well hard ha ha
(dogsknob007, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:04, archived)
# T.H.O.R.: Transforming Humanoid Optimized for Repair
S.O.N.O.F.: Synthetic Obedient Neohuman Optimized for Fighting

O.D.I.N.: Organism Designed for Infiltration and Nullification

needs to work better for longer names i think :/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:36, archived)
# cyborg
I AM
the Zombie Assembled for Calculation and killing.
(Idyll23, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:04, archived)
# Thank you
I'll feel like part of the gang now!

(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:52, archived)
# Yeh that's cool....
Positronic Artificial Being Used for Learning and Ultimate Mathematics
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:38, archived)
# They're coming to take me away ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 5:54, archived)
# I hope that's not your
appalling *nix /loony/bin joke in there.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:09, archived)
# Nope
I stitched the background from Google (where else)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:19, archived)
# does anyone know if
Osymyso has a web site?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 5:54, archived)
# yes
http://www.audiogalaxy.com/bands/osymyso/
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 5:59, archived)
# thanks
ta
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:05, archived)
# I have the album lying around
if you want to borrow it.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:06, archived)
# Whatever it is, it looks cool.
http://www.tronkillerapp.com/
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 5:50, archived)
# a viral for a new Tron product.
read here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 5:59, archived)
# I love
Armagetron
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 6:01, archived)
# What a fantastic domain name ...
www.irishdrumandbass.com
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 5:44, archived)

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