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Does anyone have

any pictures of horses eating eachother, or frogs falling from the sky, or something strange happening in Scotland? Only I need them for my Macbeth report.

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FVH3 lurk lurk lurk, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:26, archived)

Needs a bit of work

done to it, but there's good frogs
and some of the same letters.

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mrbrong, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:30, archived)

ActuallyMust have been

an interesting photo shoot

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mrbrong, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:37, archived)

llama / emu cyclops thing

just found him hiding behind a bag of compost.

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crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:18, archived)

just hops around on its leg like a pogo stick. put the bag back on the head though, yeesh.

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:55, archived)

my lazy attempt for today.

they finally found the father of all of these babies

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)

i'm back.

had to go thru withdrawal yesterday cuz the system was down at work (as if you cared). glad to see the misheard lyrics compiled on the page. the elvis and simply red ones made me choke.

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:11, archived)

welcome back

have a sit down and a glass of water for the choking

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pep, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:47, archived)

ahh

thanks

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:02, archived)

Look what's behind the green door...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:04, archived)

My Granny could knit a lovely spencer...

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 9:47, archived)

can someone please

tell me the dog in a coat link - mate at work wants to see what I'm going on about.
Thank you (in advance)

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 9:16, archived)

It's

Here

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 9:20, archived)

cheers

he now fully understands and is also fully sucked in the the ways of the dog in a coat language style.

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 9:23, archived)

Absolutely, truly inspired

We are not worthy ;)

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flibz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:50, archived)

don't do it!

His mind will be poisoned for ever.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:04, archived)

Isn't he beautiful?

LLamas for sale

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:51, archived)

Every

home needs a llama.

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 9:05, archived)

Every

llama needs a komondor.

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:49, archived)

Dougal!

down, boy!

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:13, archived)

that question question thingy

*hav u ever sang to ur shadow just for the hell of it?
*when u walk past maccas do u get demonic signals?
*hav u ever seen a box of farmland cornflakes in someones window and just stood there dissing it for about half an hour and pretending to eat leaves everytime anyone came past? (i kno i havent, he he he)
*have u ever gone on holiday to a resort and decided to walk down to the shops in ur fluffy hot pink slippers?
*did u ever steal a tent off someones clothesline and sit under it in a special spot?

(bLONde_oN_The_EDge, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:34, archived)

Last night I bought a CD purely for its b3ta-esqe cover

It's OK - not a great revelation, but the guy's website
has a great new years card:

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chthonic, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)

Interesting..

All this talk of ham inspired me to search for ham radio,
because the idea of radios made of meat is cool
(unless you're vegetarian, deaf, or a deaf vegetarian)

Guess who I met

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mrbrong, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)

how weird is that?

is he made of ham?

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pep, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:55, archived)

sorry

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 9:06, archived)

It's a

porkwave radio!

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)

why does that remind me of Frank

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 9:22, archived)

Cool

I forgot how much Frank scares me.

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:11, archived)

This reminds me of Frank Sidebottom

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:26, archived)

your working late tonight...

Or is it just me?

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:31, archived)

I can't tell one slab of meat from another

Stop! Hammer time

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rangelife, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 12:10, archived)

walk about fly game.

AndyK found a version of this earlier. It's now been updated with objects to pick up. Hmm.

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rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:13, archived)

Look! Jamies got one too!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)

I'm _not_ a fan of background music on web pages, but

Whilst searching for Zombie Nation sheet music, I found this guy's site:

www.ilaurence.freeserve.co.uk

which cheered me up a lot.
(you need sound + headphones or your office will kill you)

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chthonic, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:11, archived)

Limahl grows to gigantic proportions, invades Austria

Reports are coming in that a 60 foot tall Limahl has appeared in the Austrian capital Vienna and is terrorising the parliament building with his dyed mullet and over-emotional singing.

Fears are growing around the globe that todays spate of attacks by 80's faded popsters is a carefully planned wave of terrorist attacks designed to try and force a fascist regime of dayglo socks, bad perms and plastic jewellery upon the unsuspecting masses.
Authorities have dismissed the rumours as 'pure speculation', though it is believed that the FBI have a barn on the outskirts of Houston, Texas surrounded amid fears that The A-Team may be inside trying to fashion a nuclear device out of some bits of old farm machinery.
More on this story as we get it.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:10, archived)

You made that up.

Go on, admit it.

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)

No!

Its true! The 80's popstars are going to kill us all! Aaaaaarrrghhh! Etc!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:17, archived)

I think

this guy likes celtic.
McClickies

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:04, archived)

I want this book

Seems as though Tripod.co.uk deleted all my images... maybe a warning should be put in the handy guide?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)

i want that book too

can you get it on Amazon?

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pep, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:57, archived)

Heh

Someone should hack Amazon and add it to their database...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:38, archived)

Hello

Lumpbucket

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:56, archived)

I was reading about Shaky's shame when I saw this

It's a celebrity hedgehog hand print auction
Even our friend Tony has done one.

Go bid for it! Perhaps we could do our own hand print animals?

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:39, archived)

i think we should all club together

and buy Tony's print, and then forward it to every member of the board whenever they go away, and have a gallery of Tony's picture being displayed in locations around the world. Get the locals to review it and stuff.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:46, archived)

how stumpy

is Uncle Phil's hand?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:49, archived)

how can he play drums

with those?

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:54, archived)

I was thinking of getting

this and this to take to australia and get some photos on the harbour bridge and stuff.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:53, archived)

gender

any?

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:56, archived)

eh?

in eeeenglish?

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:04, archived)

It says

Gender: Any

in the list of details for both the penguin and the bear.

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chthonic, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:07, archived)

ahhh... I gotcha

I missed that.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:08, archived)

they're not fussy then

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)

Just the details of the toys

Name: Polar Bear
Price: £22.99
Gender: Any
I was just wondering whether it was a confused polar bear or indeed which other gender they were thinking of Male, Female and er.

Doesn't matter I think I left my coat around here somewhere...

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:08, archived)

No, No,

My coat is on the top of the pile, don't worry, I'll go.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)

I have a hat

that I stole from someone a few years ago. I now take it with me whenever I go abroad and take pictures of it in various exotic locations then send e-mail to the orignal owner of the hat pretending to be the hat itself. It's good fun I assure you, I think we should do it with Tony's picture too. Maybe I could sellotape the picture to the hat and kill two birds with one stone.

Here's a couple of pictures of the travelling hat for illustrative purposes:

1. Hat by the poolside in Naxos...

2. Hat by The Great Pyramid in Giza...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:24, archived)

You want

to use a straw hat with a tony hart picture
stuck to it to kill birds? Cool.

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mrbrong, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:50, archived)

would one of you clever html sorts

tell me what im doing wrong, im trying to put my pathic attempts at a zombie flash up but cant figure y its not showing, am i being a complete whitelys tie or what?
twat

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wangolini, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:28, archived)

wrong URL

try this.

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rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:32, archived)

no, i corrected that

particular twatishness, but it still wont show

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wangolini, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:37, archived)

I can see it and

it surpasses all expectations. A shame it doesn't run for the full irritating 5 minutes...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:40, archived)

my ears were

starting to curdle at that point, i couldnt make it any longer, still wont show on my browser though..

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wangolini, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:51, archived)

longer?

The trick is to listen to the tune, and time the different elements... And then make it with the sound turned off.

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rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:54, archived)

and HTML?

Try nicking the HTML from b3ta.com/rave/ and changing the references to the SWF file. There are a couple of them.

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rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)

that's great

it's probably that it's in a layer that will stop it working in some browsers.
IE's fine, though.

Replace the div... bit with (greater than)center(less than)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)

And the 80s icons...

continue to tumble...

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 7:26, archived)

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