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# 4 legged chicken
I heard on the news today that someone in some Arab country has a 4 legged chicken.
Has anyone else heard this story, and/or seen any photos?
(Tuna, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:01, archived)
# Full story
here
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:06, archived)
# or
here
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:07, archived)
# Could
the MegaStar site be parodied, do you think? No.
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:26, archived)
# no photos...
but i heard the story, apparantly it walks on 2 legs and runs on 4, a collector has offered £5000 for it.

could be an evolutionary leap, happening before our very eyes. i want 6 legged elephants.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:10, archived)
# six leged chickens would be great for meal times
every one would have a leg

no more fighting, bar-b-q's would be great fun as well
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:18, archived)
# Yes,
but it's catching the damn things.
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:27, archived)
# It's a walking
bargain bucket. I wonder if it comes with beans...
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:20, archived)
# Jake The Peg
I once found a centipede that had two extra legs, but no-one was interested then. Right story, wrong time - damn my bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:53, archived)
# Yay!
I made the front page -
cheers Andy K
(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 4:26, archived)
# that was
my pleasure. Thank *you* for entertaining me :)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 4:48, archived)
# Doesn't Timmy Tartrate
make a handsome llama?
Facial tapeage all the way.
Doesn't it isn't it mmm.
Are you ever coming down to Brighton again for a booze sesh are have I scared you off?
(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 4:50, archived)
# He is certainly
a charming beast.
I will make it to Brighton one day. When I have the money... I promise. Scared? me? Never!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 4:56, archived)
# elvis pocupine cross?
(james, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 4:13, archived)
# ouch. Honour the dead
or those that made the dead dead. If you see what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:49, archived)
# oooooohhh
whoops-a-daisy
(james, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 4:06, archived)
# what a
fantastic faux pas.
(twelveways, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 4:06, archived)
# Ouchies
indeed
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:02, archived)
# ooooohhhh...
Ambient Player. I like!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:36, archived)
# Like a bad smell......

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:29, archived)
# that's a bit disturbing
did you make it?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:43, archived)
# RIP Maggie
Yeh, for my sins. It's all my own work. The death mask montage I made years ago, but I just did the animated version.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:31, archived)
# RIP Maggie
Yeh. All my own work. Looks even scarier now I see it online.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:38, archived)
# Shiney
(Nitro, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:09, archived)
# Aw no...
Not again...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:09, archived)
# I once saw
An epsiode of countdown (Jan 1st 1999 if anyone wants to try and find it in an archive) where they were playing a letter round and the first 7 letters that Carol pulled out spelt out "fajtoys". Beat that if you can without just making it up.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:27, archived)
# Not sure if this is better
but over christmas I saw a guy submit 'gonads' as a six letter word, he got the 6 points despite whitley's disgust. So I assume there is a dictionary definition for Gonads?
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 4:20, archived)
#  
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=gonad*1+0
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 4:47, archived)
# .
Convicts Reunited
(james, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 2:45, archived)
# Not another one...
I would have thought people would be tired of ripping off friends reunited.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:02, archived)
# Apparently it's real (according to the beeb)
legal threats about possible incitement to commit crimes are being uttered. SIlly buggers.
(james, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:27, archived)
# Chow on a chow..
Not sure if this link'll work right for some of you, but what the hell
(Kimbo, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 2:39, archived)
# Not sure if this has been up here before...
but it kicks ass anyway

Cow
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 18:29, archived)
# Lactopheliac?!?!?
That's absolutely fantastic.

It reminds me of the Mr Hell Show .
(SparkyLove, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 18:42, archived)
# yeah
that cow is still super.
(yettium, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Stand and deliver!!
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 17:48, archived)
# beautifully
done. :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:46, archived)
# zombie nation
zombie nation animation complete !
www.geocities.com/hopelesspitofdepression/newzombie.html
mirrored at
www.geocities.com/hopelesspitofdepression1/newzombie.html
(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 17:35, archived)
# arnie
shouldve molested the bear. that would have made it better.
(yettium, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 20:58, archived)
# i almost did
but hasnt the bear been through enough in his life?
(threeheadedanalbaby, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 0:15, archived)
# I'll do my best..
to make mine better than that. No promises there though, considering the challenge it'll be to make mine actually work this time. well done!!
(Kimbo, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] and mirrored
here as well (in case Geocities doesn't stand up to the bandwidth)
http://www.b4ta.com/images/newzombie.swf
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:00, archived)
# New weaponary

Be afraid.. be very afraid..
(Nitro, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 17:25, archived)
# Me Likey
There is something about this that I really like. I think it may be the lasers.
God I love lasers.
(SparkyLove, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 18:45, archived)
# Misheard Lyrics
I just thought of one that somebody could do. Im not very good at compressing the file size of the music down so ive put the idea on here. Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World, change it to Wonderfull Worm maybe? Just a suggestion.

Simon
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 16 Jan 2002, 17:13, archived)
# Hilary Rosen, Evil Chairperson of the RIAA
Photoshop this.
(e-Sensei, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 17:05, archived)
# I
suck at five mintue jobs.
(yettium, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 21:10, archived)
# and
dont hate me. Im new.
(yettium, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 21:14, archived)
# cute

in a kind of under the cupboard post appocalyptic and still stairing at me with its tiny eyes sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:16, archived)
# Glove insects!
I want one. Actually I vaguely remember Basil and I having a conversation about making glove monsters - kind of inspired by the poke a pet thing. Haven't got round to it yet, but do have spare gloves and fur and kapok stuffing somewhere.
Still haven't got photos back of me dressed as a cockroach using the brown leather cushions of my mate's sofa
(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 15:02, archived)
# I've never
done this before, but I tried to edit this:

to a picture of them eating eachother, but all I could manage is this:


Which looks more like it has an abnormally long neck. (the pictures are links - stupid angelfire).
Can anyone do any better, or give me some hints, please?
(I helped save b3ta! FVH3 lurk lurk lurk, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:12, archived)
# In a successful
effort to be extremely annoying, the angelfire stops the links so I will put the links here:
www.angelfire.com/va/nhouten/images/horses.jpg
www.angelfire.com/va/nhouten/images/eating.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! FVH3 lurk lurk lurk, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:16, archived)
# Still
not working, I'm afraid; they're still blocked. Try uploading them to Picturestage.com or Photoisland.com then linking them.
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:18, archived)
# Copying and pasting
the url into the address bar works
(I helped save b3ta! FVH3 lurk lurk lurk, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:22, archived)
# Of course,
what an fool I am. I shall press the auto-sodomize button as a penance.
(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:24, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Wow
Thats good.
(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:40, archived)
# as for hints...
hmmm... My little hints are.
1) Cut out the horse on the left and make him a new layer.
2) Rub out the left hand horse from the background.
3) Move the new horse you put in the layer further right.
4) cut out his neck and head and put that on another layer.
5) rotate the neck and head to the right angle.
6) play around with cloning and smoothing tools to try and make it match with the body...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Very nice
Thank you much =)
(I helped save b3ta! FVH3 lurk lurk lurk, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 15:21, archived)
# PictureStage.com
Looks pretty easy to host pictures/photos etc. Is it as easy as uploading your file and then hosting it on the address provided.
Or am I missing something?

Cheers.
(Frankie, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 2:42, archived)
# What you
do is, create an album, then upload a pic into it, then click on the uploaded pic, then click "create web link etc" and copy the resulting url to use in your img src= link. But the url only lasts for three months before you have to create a new one.
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:11, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! yidaho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:37, archived)

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