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I have become addicted

to chicken soup from the coffee machine.

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:08, archived)

yeah - I get that

but machine made chicken soup is never quite right

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 15:15, archived)

but I prefer the "real stuff"

the only problem is getting good ground chicken

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 15:22, archived)

Quest - ion

Whats the name of the "Crab Bloke Rulez London" Flash- Video background song ... ?

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:56, archived)

umm...

I know this one... Don't tell me... Agh. I forget. Last time I said it was ride of the valkyries. But it's not. It'll come to me.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:35, archived)

It's Prokofiev

Romeo and Juliet

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crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:46, archived)

that's the one

*makes mental note to remember it this time*...
I've always wanted to be able to write an internet search engine where you could feed in a short clip of music or you singing and it would reference it against a database and tell you what it is. Would save a lot of phone calls to my mother saying "what's this <Insert badly hummed rendition of some music here>"

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:50, archived)

Ahh!

thank you ... and Andy this is a great idea!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 15:23, archived)

i'm absoulutely positive

that a system like that exists - i remember seeing some dude on tomorrows world about 5 years ago singing to this machine which recognised it somehow

Your quest, should you choose to accept it or are sufficiently bored, is to find it...

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rockyrobin, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 18:00, archived)

Anyone remember that Hendrix song....?

Nacho is madder than 3 march hares on LSD

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:55, archived)

very very good

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:58, archived)

OH that's great

And yes I did see that sneaky "alt" message - you cheeky little weasel!
That picture really reminds me of when my friend Pazoozu dressed up as a voodoo man. I'll try and find the picture - hang on

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:00, archived)

I notice

you don't deny it though...

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:06, archived)

I deny it

and I've no idea what LSD is.
Lard Smells Divine?
Llamas sell drills?
Err
Letchy Scabby Dirter.
I think I'd better stop right there

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:09, archived)

Lard smells Divine eh?

He certainly does...

Theres a place, keeps on caling me, down the road, thats where Ill always be, every step I take, I make a new friend, cant stay for long, just turn around, and Im gone again, MAYBE tomorrow, Ill wanna settle down, until tomorrow, Ill just keep moving on...

Theres a place, keeps on caling me, down the road, thats where Ill always be, every step I take, I make a new friend, cant stay for long, just turn around, and Im gone again, MAYBE tomorrow, Ill wanna settle down, until tomorrow, Ill just keep moving on...

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:27, archived)

aah

good work Maggy

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 15:06, archived)

I didn't know

whichone was mark and which one was Lard

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 19:06, archived)

Nice

alt tag, although now I have the god damn tune in my head... before I had that "Trozan! Ja?" song in my head...

Hmm.. Someone should sing the words of that Trozan song to the tune of the littlest hobo :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:33, archived)

can't find it

It's deep in the depths of the bedroom of Basil.
Have a couple of wavs of Pazoozu instead.
These Aren't my Tights
Zulu Rantings

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:06, archived)

No speaker at work :o(

I'll check them out when(if) I get home.

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:09, archived)

not sure

if this has been posted before. found it on google (of course).

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:53, archived)

the turtles will never see this coming..

(mujika, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:53, archived)

natures own bottle rack

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wangolini, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:49, archived)

I don't understand!

What's going on?

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:53, archived)

i believe

its called cupping, some form of eastern tea extraction service

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wangolini, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:56, archived)

it looks

like it would be rather jarring.

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:59, archived)

I think theyre sucking stuff out of him

with hot bottles, although i can think of far nicer ways to get stuff sucked out of you...

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:58, archived)

Why is there

a footprint on the bed beside him?

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:00, archived)

What would a

crime scene investigator make of that?

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:09, archived)

animal jenga

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:48, archived)

I'm at home -

I really would be richer if I didn't keep posting and being on the phoneline for hours. Oh well.
Whilst in the mental hospital...

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:46, archived)

cool

C.U.N.T.: Construct Used for Nocturnal Troubleshooting

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:25, archived)

aah Magical Magog

Evening. I keep saying to myself, "Right, this is the last post then I'm switching my pc off," and then I see someone else I want to say hello to. Hello!

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:28, archived)

I'm still

at sodding work....

..maybe I would get home quicker if I didn't keep posting.

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:29, archived)

I reckon I should go and join Adam Ant

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:22, archived)

Looks perfectly

coherent and reasonable to me. What? No! they're all over me!!! Oh, the nurse wants me.

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:25, archived)

I'd quite like to chill out in a padded cell

for a while. A nice minimal room with no sharp corners to bruise my legs on.

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:30, archived)

yes, cosy and warm,

and THEY can't get you...

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:33, archived)

exactly.

That's why I like living here. It's safe and warm and the madness is good, wholesome and safe madness not scarey outside world madness. Nice things happen like building fishy face mobiles...

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:37, archived)

So...

I'm not the only one?

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:40, archived)

the only one what?

the only one here?
the only one there?
the one and only - you're not Chesney are you?

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:44, archived)

No,

just a little chesty at the moment.

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:45, archived)

Yeah me too

Actually I'm probably quite a lot chesty.

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:49, archived)

would you not say,

that you were a big chesty?

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:53, archived)

OK,

you got it out of me, I'm a big chesty.

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:04, archived)

There's that bloke again...

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:37, archived)

Freehand

and he looks like Dr Evil ...
""

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:50, archived)

lol

riding w/ no hands, what a cool drunk!

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:51, archived)

Yes,

he's a casual drinker.

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:18, archived)

what can you build

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wangolini, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:57, archived)

a biscuit palace...

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wangolini, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:01, archived)

A Jenga Igloo Palace for a Lemur

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:38, archived)

ooooh

what a lucky lemur.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:12, archived)

He was lucky for a while

and so were the two frogs ringing the tinfoil bell in the bell tower. Then we needed the table back so shot the igloo down with a BB gun. Had to be done.

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:25, archived)

nice

plant.

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:27, archived)

It's called Bob, after Sideshow Bob

It doesn't look like that anymore. I put it in the wrong place and half killed it. It's got one last chance now that I've moved it to sort itself out or it getting binned. I'm really trying to save it though.

(Nacho, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:33, archived)

blimey

if i could make things like that, merely from biscuits, I'd make and image and word video about it too.
Wonder if he knows nicey?

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pep, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:09, archived)

I've heard of Norm

Who builds a lot of stuff on the Discovery channel using biscuits. This bloke seems to have used mostly digestive biscuits to make that bookcase.

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nicey, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:13, archived)

Dunno why I did this....

but i did.

[insert humour of some description here]

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:48, archived)

Breaking the ring.

just what exactly is happening to the world?

i must say it looks terribly enjoyable.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:38, archived)

i think i may be missing something...

but was their some very heavy homo-erotic, s+m, undertones in that web page, or have i just revealed far too much about myself.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:51, archived)

sado-masochism

means never having to say you're sorry.

(wallacet, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:00, archived)

i wonder what other ones they do

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wangolini, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:14, archived)

Did somebody say

Commodore?

This tag is dedicated to Magog.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:08, archived)

commodor galore

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)

Cor - nasty pointy person

If you try to follow the link to the first image posted above (www.cplus.fr/micro/COMMODOR/bakc64.jpg)
you get a nasty frenchman pointing at you and accusing you of all sorts of internet
crimes in french. well at least I think that is what he is doing.
clicky

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chthonic, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:22, archived)

I'm hoping this is a proper translation

but my french is rubbish:

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chthonic, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:31, archived)

"Report the criminals who sent you here"

I say keep going back. Mention the polar
bear (L'ours arctique ?).
They'll surrender soon enough.

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mrbrong, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:34, archived)

i translated it on bablefish

the french are weird, just plain weird

"of plate for the error one bump always on the servers v6 then aisex has us idnetifer the mechants links which led you here"

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 3:27, archived)

AAaargh!

I thought of the slogan "Who's keeping up a Komondor?" AFTER making the pic... damn damn damn!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)

Awwww

shucks.

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:14, archived)

zombie nation

this is what i have so far www.geocities.com/hopelesspitofdepression/newzombie.html

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:55, archived)

need some more ideas/suggestions to complete it

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:56, archived)

wow

luv what you have so far. even the furtive polar bear makes an appearance. how about a duel between the terminator and the dalai lama?

(que, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:00, archived)

hehe

i put many many many hours into this animation as well as hundreds of dollars in liqour and cough syrup, im thinking about a few twisted ideas are floating in my head :)

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:03, archived)

can't see it

says you're over your limit for data transfer...

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:03, archived)

how

how can i fix that without paying any money ?

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:06, archived)

I think

it resets after a day.

(twelveways, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:08, archived)

i complete it , will b3ta host it ?

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:10, archived)

rob's usual fee will apply

I should think...

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)

what

is his usual fee ?

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)

the severed heads of two antelopes

served sauteed on a bed of lettuce with a soy sauce dressing.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:21, archived)

arabic teacher said he would give me an A+ if i brought him a fresh goats head

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:22, archived)

rob's usual fee will apply

I should think... Just don't ask what it is.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)

maybe i can sweet talk him

i have many large jars of mayonaise at my house i can lather him up with and a slip n' slide he can slide down into a pit of 36 inch keilbasas

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:15, archived)

umm....

you can't.
Not with geocities anyway.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:09, archived)

Sleep

with your host

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:10, archived)

i just might

my friend owns an isp, i may ask him to host it

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:26, archived)

can he host b3ta too?

btw: good work.

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rob, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:57, archived)

NOW

mirrored here
www.geocities.com/hopelesspitofdepression1/newzombie.html

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:39, archived)

well well...

um... I have no idea what just happened. thank you.

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:46, archived)

hooray! i can see it!

that's amazing! i love it!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:49, archived)

Ah poo

Too late - that site is over its limit as well now. Well, you get what you pay for...

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chthonic, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:58, archived)

mr/ms anal baby, if you want to email

the swf to me then I will put it on b4ta for a bit for you...

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:04, archived)

if you fancy, here's

the swf on b4ta
http://www.b4ta.com/images/newzombie.swf
if your geocities disappears again...

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 13:03, archived)

thanks:)

thank you so much :)
i will email the full version upon completion

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:04, archived)

would

your email be [email protected] ?

(threeheadedanalbaby, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 14:09, archived)

As I remember, [email protected]

gets to me. But the stated addy is [email protected]

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AndyK, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 15:15, archived)

that expression

is a lie

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:14, archived)

brilliant mate!

i think we have a winner! :-)

(steeev, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 12:51, archived)

What with all

the zombie nation kazoo stuff about I thought i'd point out that the song itself is a cover of a tune from a C64 game. The original C64 music is here:

www.c64.org/HVS/HVSids/C64Music/Whittaker_David/Lazy_Jones.sid

You'll need a player than can play C64 music, such as DeliPlayer (www.deliplayer.com), and the tune you want is one of the many subsongs (hit next song a few times until you hear the recogniseable riff).

For more info about the game, go to www.hvsc.c64.org and look it up in the STIL database.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:48, archived)

that's quite incredible.

i feel an urge to write thousands of tiny songs using nothing but a saw wave generator. it's a beautiful format.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:21, archived)

Heh

SID Music rules :) I've actually made music on the C64 itself, and its VERY HARD! But I made some really cool tunes (in Future Composer, if anyone cares).

Anyway, if you like the sound of the SID but want to use it via your MIDI keyboard, get a SIDStation (www.sidstation.com).

Also, check out these C64 remixes: remix.kwed.org

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 11:28, archived)

Bored, bored, bored...

What to do? Oh fuck it, lets play with the Queen's face again!

Say, if anyone can 'photoshop off' the SPECIMEN bit - I reckon we could print this sucker off and spend it down t'shops and the like! Whaddya think?

(fwumpbungle, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:29, archived)

Not encouraging forgery...but...

I suppose I could just photocopy a real one... If I ever manage to earn one... (deep melancholic sigh)

(fwumpbungle, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:36, archived)

Most Photocopiers

Have clever weasels that dissalow the photocopying of currency.

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chimpy, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

Bastard Weasels!

They're always foiling my money making schemes... rotten gitbags!

(fwumpbungle, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 2:02, archived)

isn't that

carol vorderman?

Imagine being paid to appear on money.

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mrbrong, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

i've a picture of Carol

in my wallet

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 10:46, archived)

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