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# Can you tell what it is yet?
Who ate all the pies?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:42, archived)
# See.. the wonders of genetics
Scientists have re-engineered this goats digestive system to process human fecal matter that enters from the toilet attachment.

Its a kind of animal porta-loo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)
# porta-
gnu?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)
# No thanks,
I had a big lunch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Woo hoo . . . Mullet ahoy !!!!

This one's called Mullagera Falls !!!
There's loads more here
(Jodrell, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:35, archived)
# here's one
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:39, archived)
# Cat in a Hat
(pfft, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)
# nope...
posting from geocities won't work...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:41, archived)
# Nazi Cat
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:12, archived)
# Excellent
Very funny. :D
(Frankie, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)
# It's all clear now !
My life... It's so much clearer now.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:01, archived)
# fantastic!
nice ending!
(steeev, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:16, archived)
# Frog
in a boat
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:50, archived)
# augh
oh no! and here was me planning to do that on saturday.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:55, archived)
# Why don't you do
Rug on a Stoat then
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:57, archived)
# or
hog on a stoat
(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:59, archived)
# 'ere you go.


(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)
# bless
the little stoat.
I might do a picture of a stoat with his coat in a boat with a goat afloat on a moat holding a letter he wrote.

Am busy doing Monkeon suggestion from yesterday though of pictures from Chris Moyles - 3 done so far
(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)
# I think
he might need a beret tho ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:05, archived)
# I love this...
Shallow Grave Awards. Particularly harsh with whiteley, vorderman, jamie oliver and Ainsley Harriott. On balance though I think its fair.
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:46, archived)
# dave pearce
"Maybe if he 'Danced' at some of his 'wicked' dance parties then you wouldn't be such a fat cunt"

fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:58, archived)
# Spot on..
Victoria "Posh?" about as posh as the dogshit problems on Grimsby pavements.
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:10, archived)
# crazy yankee candy ravers
http://www.ishkur.com/features/captions/

my god those american ravers are sad!

(but erm, i must confess i did once own some white gloves myself)
(I helped save b3ta! stuartp, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:35, archived)
# The worst part about that
Is that I know at least 5 people in those photos.
Big up TXRAVES and the retarded Candy Massiv'
(Idyll23, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 16:58, archived)
# Typical!
I go off on the Tom'n'Mick for a day and a half an' there's 6 bloody pages of messages! Loved the microsfot b3ta mouse, which makes me think of uploading some of my dialog box hacks......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:28, archived)
# All this talk
of 80's pop stars has compelled me to make this loving tribute to Deacon Blue



though i'm not quite sure why now.

Ho hum.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:51, archived)
# Clever!
Didn't spot it straight away. Why does the dog have his head on a chopping block. Was "Decapitated Dog" the b-side?
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:58, archived)
# It took me a while too
Nice... Got "lalalalalalalalalaaa" in my head now...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:16, archived)
# ive stared at this for ages
i dont get it - please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:27, archived)
# I guess its something to do with Hot Dog, jumping Frog, Alberquerque?
but I could be oh so wrong...
(twelveways, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:38, archived)
# Wrong Band
Prefab Sprout sang it not Deacon Blue
(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:46, archived)
# Isn't that song the
mother of all misheard lyrics in
Spaced? She sings it as ' alma's cookies ' I seem to remember.

(oh, and it's Prefab Sprout)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:37, archived)
# duh
That'll be why I didn't get it then!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:40, archived)
# Oh the shame
Of course it's Prefrab Sprout, I feel so daft.

It's a block of ice that the dog has his head on by the way (because he's hot)
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)
# Is that
A frog then?
(twelveways, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:17, archived)
# What's got three legs and lives on a farm?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:51, archived)
# I laughed so much
I nearly cried in the office.
(james, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:55, archived)
# evil
pure evil, i love it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:58, archived)
# rudery
http://talk.guardian.co.uk/WebX?50@@.ee9cbbb/17
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:50, archived)
# this week only
win the hand in marrage of a brummy internet Entrepreneur.

Pretty blond Kay Hammond (24, 34, 28, 34) is looking to find the man of her dreams, by auctioning herself on the web, all men must meet basic health requirements. this offer will never be repeted, so if you looking for ridicule and want to be splashed over the tabloids, and you have the money, maybe you'll get dog the little minx. Be warry though, she loves work, her dog and singing. so cilla which one is it going to be.

www.qxl.com/cgi-bin/qxlhome.cgi/EN/QXL/PR/U1010499296/_23263862
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:37, archived)
# does she
dance on the hour?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:39, archived)
# hey you can specify
a quantity for the bid - she got friends?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:42, archived)
# What's with the vital statistics "24, 34, 28, 34"
What's the first one? The circumference of her head?

Bid that's currently on the table is £251000. She says that she is looking for a normal person. Hmm, let's see. A normal man - not a "cyber-geek" who is prepared to spend quarter of a million on a wife, get filmed for the telly and have his head examined on demand. I know loads of those. World's full of them.
(Oolong, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:53, archived)
# 24
is her age

(but could be a reference to her IQ)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:59, archived)
# I wouldn't trust
her, she claims her parents are Bill Gates and Richard Branson.
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:53, archived)
# Cunt is nolonger offensive.
The new offensive is racial stuff like nigger & paki. Say those words and you'll get the same shocked silence that cunt brought 20 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:54, archived)
# Unless of course
You happen to be a negro or pakistani. Then you can say whatever you like.
(twelveways, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:12, archived)
# I'll say what I like

it's my bloody jubilee.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:18, archived)
# would be
good to get her in for questioning?
(batardo, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:09, archived)
# Hmmmm
"Images are for
illustrative purposes only"

Need we say anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:49, archived)
# Also...
"All bidders agree to be filmed by Channel 4"

I smell a documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:53, archived)
# Picturestage.com questions
ok ive just signed up for a www.picturestage.com account.
FYI they currently offer 50 megs of space for pics - which is a lot of space and you get a reasonable url for the pic file, buuut the url contains /sessions/ doesnt that usually mean it expires after some period of time?
This could be a really usefull site for uploading of images and would cetainly save my own sites bandwidth a bit.
i will post a test image as a reply to this message.
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:35, archived)
# 3 months
I believe, then you have to relink the image
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:37, archived)
# hey thats really cool wal'
i think that we should get rob to put that on the FAQ as a good site for hosting pics... and 50 meg a well !the message board moves so quickly sometimes that you'd have to spend serious time trying to find the posting s from 3 days ago.. 3months is plenty
Nice find there :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:58, archived)
# I've been
using it for a week now, no probs so far.
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:07, archived)
# With Picturestage, what you do is:
create an album, then upload a pic into it, then click on the uploaded pic, then click "create web link etc" and copy the resulting url to use in your img src= link. But the url only lasts for three months before you have to create a new one. It's the same company as PhotoIsland, but they seem less busy and more reliable.
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:57, archived)
# lets see if this works - my old buddy - Rob Zombie

and if so how long it stays up for?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:45, archived)
# goodbye rob zombie - he's gone
read fark's guide to hosting.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)
# What a site!
One of those life-threatening dilemas

www.whatshouldiputonthefence.com/
(milk_explosion, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:33, archived)
# The fencemaster is god
I thought he'd stopped after some nice policemen came for a chat though?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:34, archived)
# I wonder
if he'd be up for an interview with someone other than the police...
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:55, archived)
# sagat lollies
look tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:22, archived)
# Whats the great big surprise?
Does a polar bear jump out from inside the lolly and steal your clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:29, archived)
# apparently
Bill Gates is no longer dead (see link on front page)
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:20, archived)
# Last night I couldn't sleep
and was plagued by Dalai Lama puns.
I worry for my sanity.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:19, archived)
# 1. Dalai Palmer
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:20, archived)
# Oi!
I'm the bloody Dalai Lama I am!
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:23, archived)
# 2. Damn High Farmer
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:21, archived)
# 3. Ole' Eye Drama
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:22, archived)
# 4. Dalia Lama
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:28, archived)
# That's
quite spiritual.
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:10, archived)
# mmm
I like that one.
I'd like a garden full of those
(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:00, archived)
# Be lovely,
wouldn't they?
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:08, archived)
# Somehow i'm guessing that this...
www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/01/16/life.plaque.reut/index.htm

wasnt an accident.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:12, archived)
# begle in a bomber jacket
back to the dogs in coats

presenting the begle in a bomber jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:09, archived)
# Is a Begle
a beagle that hasn't had enough Vitamin A?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:25, archived)
# not it is
my ability to type using a stick attached to my head.

for i have no arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:41, archived)
# I like that
very much
(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:35, archived)

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