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# Just reminiscing about Glastonbury 2000 when I found this


Clearly the BEST tent ever!

I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Shouldn't have taken........
Ho, Ho, Ho
......that last tab

The Other Side
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 20:53, archived)
# G
knee us
(poohpot, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 3:01, archived)
# that's
one of the best things ive seen for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 4:24, archived)
# Don't want to spoil the fun,
but I woke up this morning and my legs felt funny, can anyone tell me if something is wrong? I took a picture...
Crabby Jim
PS. I also woke up with rubber bands around my fingers. Is this normal?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 19:36, archived)
# Crab Bloke,
perhaps you have some idea??
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 19:55, archived)
# I'm not Crab Bloke

but I am Dr Dolittle and it's obviously Cancer
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 20:04, archived)
# You're nicked my son!
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:50, archived)
# is that a legwarmer
in your mouth or are you just a gay dog? (soz cain)
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:53, archived)
# Obviously
It's a tongue warmer.

As sported by Jamie Oliver, only his is twice the size, but well pukka.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:21, archived)
# lol
poo cains getting a complex now!
(Anthill Mob, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:35, archived)
# kitguin the tart
depends on your view



.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:28, archived)
# lars the larma in stilettos


soz la la, good luck if you C this
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 17:59, archived)
# Perfect?
Four legs, in stilletos,
Two mouths,
Furry.

The perfect creature, methinks.
(SparkyLove, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:06, archived)
# comfy!


it'll be all the rage by thursday
(IsDelicious, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:19, archived)
# watching me, watching you

.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:45, archived)
# That'll do nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 19:11, archived)
# we'll have
a pyjama party at this rate
(IsDelicious, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 2:24, archived)
# Or we could knit it...
...a pushmepullover!
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:43, archived)
# lars the larma
so you stole my hats!
(la la, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 10:53, archived)
# squirrel in stilettos and string vest


.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 17:56, archived)
# shes
so pretty
(IsDelicious, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 17:58, archived)
# what squirrel lady
do you know that wears a string vest?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:01, archived)
# that one
she lives down the street from me you know
(IsDelicious, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:03, archived)
# DAMN
I thought I was the only one!
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:06, archived)
# Nacho
Your Paid My Jews is the best misheard lyrics I've seen so far. Even got dear Adam into it. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 17:26, archived)
# I second that
it's wonderful.
(wallacet, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 19:36, archived)
# This is part
of Bernies large collection he keeps on his estate.
(Denz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:49, archived)
# Just call me Doctor Doolittle

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Eye of Posh
(nilrod, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:36, archived)
# That's cool
Almost shanked my computer when it loaded up, though.
(SparkyLove, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:54, archived)
# The Stadium Pal
For all your pissing needs

Clicky
(SparkyLove, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:26, archived)
# Also...
Bulid your own Zeotrope
(SparkyLove, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Great site!
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

Hours of fun! Create your own poem from just typing in the first line!
(Twisted_Becca, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Mendel's Serenade
i wandered lonely as a lozenge

ah but the pebbles on my feet are so rough.

Hey, you there! Don't forget your orange

Sucking hot dogs (cow eyes and lips -- ugh)



fantastic. this sort of thing makes the web a better place.


(was going to make a photoshop of it, but i've been dragged out for a drinkie. sorry!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Peggythelobster - You are a genius
Something 'bout those little pills

With a petty will of might!

From my pockets, he's added to his till

Twas poetic justice that the kitty was caught.

That doesn't really rhyme, but it's still cool!
(SparkyLove, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Yey!
People are talking to me now! I feel happier now!
Today must be a good day!
(Twisted_Becca, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Mendel's Serenade
there once was a man from nantucket

so they smeared it all over her legs

writer searches empty pockets

for what is going on I can't move my legs,

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:51, archived)
# happy is good
I ate a bit of cheddar

My mind reigns supreme, above the rest

Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

Cook some with marshmellows, put ice cream on the rest
(IsDelicious, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:01, archived)
# my kitten loves socks and urinal mints
Not spurn nor turn away.
I admire my pants..
Truman Capote is here to stay
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:08, archived)
# urinal mints that look like weetabix
Her stinky, wet fur aflame in my nostrils
Reality is a staircase leading nowhere.
Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:13, archived)
# beautiful
Love is a fishcake

And the frogs sniff glitter glue, and dance on the stile

you will get whatever you take

and it had been around for a while...

(em, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 19:10, archived)
# from deep within the soul
antineoplastic bob the panda

with low tolerance for your irrascibly unmitigated spleen

He thought the trip longer, than a stretched Anaconda.

and think of things that might've been
(roboglitch, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Eye Scream
Sorry for the bad pun :(

(Wonter, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Can you tell what it is yet?

what britain can look forward to with the new euro
(Broon, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Eye on the ball?
(thtwine, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Can anyone...
post the Richard Whitely "cunt" picture?

thanks.
(Bill Slater, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 14:42, archived)
# here you go
ill just post a link cos its huge... www.b4ta.com/images/richardwhiteley.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 14:53, archived)
# two antelopes
smoke dope and consider the rope after being
told they can't elope by a canteloupe.
(que, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 14:11, archived)
# Don't look now ..
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 14:07, archived)
# wtf?
hahaha! and do mine eyes deceive me or is mr.
dundee talking on a cell phone? nice job on the blur though, looks good.
(que, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 14:14, archived)
# yup indeedy
it was neatly snagged from his last film dvd cover.. not seen the film though
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Flaming Heck
Is that Steve Urwin? He's a mighty beat
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:49, archived)
# Mortal Kittbat
(The Werejackal, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 13:53, archived)
# that
looks painful =/
(IsDelicious, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 13:55, archived)
# Nice
Coulda been 'Kitality' or 'Catality'. Or maybe not.
(SparkyLove, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 15:22, archived)

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