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# A Challenge!
Watching the frankly diabolical Robocop 3 last night, I noticed that Rip Torn starred in it. Then I thought, I wonder how many other names could be made out of an action followed by a consequence? See? I was that bored by the film.

So, what you lot got? It should follow the form of Action Result (e.g. I rip, and now I have torn.)

I came up with Chuck Thrown. Any one else?

Binst
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:52, archived)
# erm
Sue Vindicated?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)
# um
Rob Spend?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)
# Rob Spent, perhaps...

Fry Burnt, perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:01, archived)
# Heh..
not quite an action, but:

Johnny Nokids
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:04, archived)
# Far too techie, not even a name, but anyway...
Splice Integrated.

...uh
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:07, archived)
# .
Phil Phull
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:11, archived)
# Rip Torn is a stuntman
and so is "Tip Tipping"... I kid you not...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:16, archived)
# That's just
silly.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:29, archived)
# Sometimes
life is sillier than fiction...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:42, archived)
# Tip Tipping
WAS a stuntman. He jumped out of a plane and his parachute didn't open. I'm not sure if they used the stunt or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:42, archived)
# :-o
Roger Prolapse?
(fisty, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:43, archived)
# Fantastic!
Found a website that's got loads of scans of the box covers from old Amiga games. *cackle*

exotica.fix.no/gallery/games/index.html
(The Werejackal, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:37, archived)
# I know the guy
that runs that site.

Anyway, the main exotica.fix.no site is bandwidth limited, the mirror is faster (click the mirror link from the intro page).
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:46, archived)
# http://exotica.fix.no/tunes/unexotica/index.html
Packed full of top Amiga tunes, which may need a copy of deliplayer to work...

www.deliplayer.com
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:03, archived)
# I'm going to destroy your feeble planet...

Muwah ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:35, archived)
# seriously bored

They r hardened drinkers
(Master of Kiln, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:22, archived)
# like mother, like daughter


.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:16, archived)
# A search for
"Furtive Bear" on google image search gives this:

Scary :)

Unfortunately, its not a "Google Image Whack" because there was also a small logo icon thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:09, archived)
# "We don't want some tacky media circus"
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:06, archived)
# exactly!
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:08, archived)
# and broadcast via the
amazing wireless X10 video camera.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Is that nurse
staring at Jordans tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:48, archived)
# Nah
she’s inserting her rectal network connection
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:41, archived)
# sure..
shes checking the url for Ebay
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:46, archived)
# Hurray!
My desktop is the worst desktop of all :)
see?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:41, archived)
# It was,
But it's not now....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:04, archived)
# How Barbie dolls are made


Accessories not included.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:33, archived)
# My desktop

The big man cums and tayks my pics too put on the compyootur...
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:22, archived)
# Mini Challenge: Can you make a sneak preview of Jordan giving birth live on the web?


More on the story here
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:21, archived)
# like this?

(although quite how she's going to give birth with tights on is beyond me...)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)
# er... that looks like Jordan has a has rather large penis
i'm sure they'd be a market for it though ...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:34, archived)
# true... maybe this better conveys the message
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:38, archived)
# yay. that's more like
it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:44, archived)
# yeah... now it looks like Jordan has a quite scary large penis
hello I'm new.
I'll post some of my photoshop effort some time when I've got access to them...
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:52, archived)
# Hello
new Mr Roosta. Werent you a charactor in one of the hitch-hikers books?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:11, archived)
# In fact
werent you accompanying Majicthise when you went to complain about Deep Thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:12, archived)
# stop now
before you spiral out of control in HHG frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:18, archived)
# Wasn't Roosta
the guy who helped Zaphod in the
publishing building before it were destroyed?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:27, archived)
# Ahhh
that could be it..

Vroomfondle was the guy with Majicthise...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)
# Notice how ...
... we've managed to scare off Mr Roosta in just a few well-intentioned but scarily-obsessive posts? What a mighty power b3tans wield!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:50, archived)
# It's too late...
This might help but it's not perfect. Where did I leave my towel?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:54, archived)
# I only went to lunch...
I'm back now.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)
# that's the one...
...with a towel containing nutrients, anti-depressants and barbecue sauce.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# I don't think he ever featured in any of the books
he was in the second radio series
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:34, archived)
# no,
I didn't think I could place him in the books.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:54, archived)
# The Ultimate nerd t-shirt


(bazzalite, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:12, archived)
# i made this
brian may's nit circus
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:01, archived)
# you're coming on in leaps & bounds aren't you?
that was preposterous enough to make me snort with pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:06, archived)
# lordy
I like the jumping through the flames trick.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:12, archived)
# My desktop
just here.. A bit boring, and a little bit wide..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:43, archived)
# Almost as good as
Plughead Rewired - Circuitry Man II

(The Werejackal, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:39, archived)
# Suppose its more interesting than
"Parketry man!" A film about someone who knows about antique boxes with a horrible looking wood effect...

Ph33r the parketry!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:57, archived)
# My desktop...
here. (like anyone cares, but it's another plug for Rate My Desktop.)
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:31, archived)
# Yay!
Woo!

Now, what was the URL again ?

Oh yeah, http://flibz.dns2go.com/desktop
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:42, archived)
# I hope you have some bandwidth...
It's been blogged now. Prepare yourself... :)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:49, archived)
# YAY!
it's ok, it's mostly text....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:54, archived)
# Circuitry Man
Now this movie looks really entertaining!

(The Werejackal, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:25, archived)
# That little girl...
shouldn't have been holding Tubcat so close to his feeding time.

Sorry.
(Kimbo, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:40, archived)
# Maybe all those...
Art classes I've been sleeping through in school have been paying off after all! Front page again bay-bee! Sorry, but I never get tired of attention.
(Kimbo, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:24, archived)
# I'm particularly impressed
by the rad use of HTML on the tubcat page.
Not sure I've seen all those colours used in one place for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 4:46, archived)
# i like the comment
in the guestbook

"Your cat is very cute but if you want him to have a longer healthy life, please for the love of God, help to poor bugger lose weight!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:00, archived)

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