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# its amazing what you find
when you type the words "tits" into google.co.uk

www.tomtit.se/

tom tits page? ohhhh errrrr.

anyone care to tell me wehat its about only im off to bed.

x
(Anthill Mob, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 18:49, archived)
# play this game
bustout
(abe vigoda, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 18:41, archived)
# nicee
me likee
(SparkyLove, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 18:58, archived)
# Needs some work to really be dead good i reckon
firstly, it's very small on my screen. Secondly, it needs a hard and fast soundtrack. Thirdly, it would be better if you used amusing graphics instead of the blocks etc you've got in there. I'd be very interested to have a play with the engine if you've got it to hand and don't mind giving it out- it could be massivley improved with very little work. the engine itself is fine. By the way, are you the guy who sent this to me at rathergood? I suggest penguin blocks being exploded with bombs bounced off a polar bear bat (you get the idea) with a drumb n bass or techno soundtrack, and lose the prison images and replace them with kittens, or baby penguins, or zeppellins, or whatever. and increase the width by at the very least 200 pixels. it's these little touches that turn a technically competent engine into a playable game.
It is a good engine- it would just need that little bit of extra thought to turn it into a workable viral.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 6 Feb 2002, 20:59, archived)
# i am the guy
who sent it to you. here's where you can download it. www.freearchive.com/game/bustout/. I've seen many different variations but none like you've described. Have a go. It sounds good to me. Also, perhaps this may provide a moment of fun, or at least more kittenesque ideas www.serveandenjoy.com/arcade/vs/oxo.html. weee
(abe vigoda, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 23:36, archived)
# kitten snake?
also, might your kitten snake game be available for use in my silly little arcade (giving you full credit naturally)? I'm sure all four of my readers would love it.
(abe vigoda, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 23:46, archived)
# Yay
Just put my desktop on Show Us Yer Desktop. Go, look, proclaim it the winner.

Or maybe not.
(SparkyLove, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 18:01, archived)
# Once again...
Tubcat interferes with the miracle of birth.
(Kimbo, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 17:54, archived)
# .,,.,.,.,..
Thats amazing. The way the faces move is tres cool. Must have taken you ages.
(SparkyLove, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 18:21, archived)
# 'Tis nuttin..
just liquified a little with Photoshop, saved, liquified a little more, etc. The greatest quality about my work is the fact that even though I have no talent of my own, I figure out ways to cheat and pretend like I do. Have you seen my monkey?
(Kimbo, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 1:18, archived)
# I can't stop
laughing at that cat's uvula!
(bluemerle, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 14:41, archived)
# did anyone post this at the weekend?
klik
perhaps at last an explanation of what is wrong with half the members of this board...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 17:04, archived)
# i want a bunnyphant!
it looks like mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 17:08, archived)
# Kind of like
'Memento'. Almost. A wee bit.

(SparkyLove, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 18:06, archived)
# Paul in Brighton!! shock!
we gotta go to this!!!!

An audience with Paul Daniels
- the most magical of entertainers... answers your questions - tells his favourite stories from his life and the world of showbusiness - mixes in the magic with 2 hours of laughter
KOMEDIA in brighton

wednesday 10th - friday12th april 8pm
tickets £12 -

we gotta go!!!!!!!! apparently its a must see show!! (i live in Blighty so dont have far to go! whos coming???
www.pauldaniels.co.uk
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:47, archived)
# perhaps you could grab an
interview with him whilst you're there. Or at least scan in some of the programme photos for the board to play with...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 17:09, archived)
# fucking hell
I live in Brighton too. Nacho!! You too, we need to get to see Mr Daniels do his shit... And the lovely Debbie McGee is now the old Debbie McGee... And I don't care what anyone says...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 19:09, archived)
# you
know i'll be there!!!!!! Let's get tickets scabby!
(redifusion, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:08, archived)
# He's In Cheltenham
Next week as well...

All aboard the Daniels love ship.

I'll be there... because I'm kinda sad like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:11, archived)
# I liked this
bizarre skin while I was using it...
Froggy
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:21, archived)
# don't move!
(antoine, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:07, archived)
# the headperformance returns!
with a stunning jaffa cake extravaganza. woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:13, archived)
# that is the best
bit of head performance yet.
I love that wabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:39, archived)
# SHOCKING NEW STORY!!

(Here's an excerpt from the new book abot Furtive! I can't
believe it!!)
 
After losing the part in Mary Poppins for "dancing
penguin",
a drunken Furtive crashes the set, tossing penguins
everywhere...


The cast chases their frosty foe, but to no avail. He slips
away,
making off with a few cold cobblepott captives. What lies in
store
for our furry fugitive?

Of course! Frigid freedom! And a new harem of
dancing slaves...

THE END!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 15:13, archived)
# you're going to have to put the right urls
for the last two pictures, though!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Woops!
You're right...that should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 15:46, archived)
# excellent!
i like it =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Thanks!
When I get the time, I'm going to edit the last two images into one animated GIF so the penguiuns are dancing in the foreground.
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:00, archived)
# that would be
pretty damn cool. i look forward to it =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:02, archived)
# goddamn!
that's fantastic. Sell the rights to Hollywood.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Here is
the new ending GIF...

(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:49, archived)
# yay!
it's everything i'd hoped for! it goes really well with the music i've got on atm.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 17:05, archived)
# You are a genius!
And he's drinking 'Jagermeister'! God knows what it is, it has a scary picture of a deer and a cross.

My mate bought it on holiday, he still hasn't opened it coz we are all too scared to drink it.

(As an aside - the shop he bought it in also sold mad Japanese wine with 2 dead lizards in the bottle. Nasty stuff.)

------->End Drivel
(SparkyLove, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 18:11, archived)
# This is
award-winning classy!
(BïF, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:09, archived)
# attention dogs..
cats only please..thats why its called a cat-flap : )
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 14:25, archived)
# that flap should have a warning sign on it
all sorts of things could get caught in it (particularly if they are inquisitive by nature...)
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Latest News
b3tarchive updated here...

"Show Us Yer Desktop" looking lonely this way

Googlewhacker hardly whacked at all... click me
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Tut tut.
Oh dear, thats terrible. You wouldn't catch me shamelessly plugging my rather brilliant, and just updated website like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Eh ?
I'm not shameless.

I'm really, really ashamed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:20, archived)
# My desktop was on there
but now it's buggered off. Gone missing after 1 day. I know it's crap but....
(Denz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 15:12, archived)
# I would suggest posting again
That oughta do it.

There were a couple of bugs, but they're
gone now - joys of the 2 hr development process ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:18, archived)
# gosh! show us your desktop is
superb. voyeuristic, enlightening, lots of other pseudy things. once it has some momentum, bound to sweep to web...I see your server crashing, but crashing happy...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 17:26, archived)
# though not sure I'm totally happy with
having my email up like that -redundant feature and seemingly unremoveable once you've entered it...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 17:27, archived)
# hee hee
while doing a search for more piccies I came across this..

here
www.ethailand.co.th/lifestyle/pets/fat_cat.htm

made me chuckle a bit - CAB? as opposed to LMAO ?
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Here's
Today's Gallery
With remix soundtrack - ta spacefish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 13:54, archived)
# woo,
i'm honoured!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 14:56, archived)
# Choo-Choo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 13:38, archived)
# Thats
great, but its a shame you can see the people arriving on the right, and not from jordan's nether regions...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 14:25, archived)
# tsk! technical excellence should
be discouraged as an impediment to true creativity (or something).

And maybe they are entering Jordan from behind and coming out the front...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Well...
I thought about doing it more refined, but notorious laziness got away with me...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 2:10, archived)
# OLD AMIGA STUFF
http://www.theunderdogs.org

Superfrog,Archipilago, Goblins, Turrican ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Googlewhacking
metamorphic eggcup
(SomeoneElse, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 13:06, archived)
# wierd....
...up unitil yesterday, whenever i type "pernicious crayfish" into google, it crashed IE.

i thought that this must have been a sign from god that maybe google had found -1 entries.

then i tried earlier and got 17.

bugger.

then i found:

trouser phenylketonuria
orthographic minge
colloidial toast

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 15:40, archived)
# My crappy (creepy?)
T-shirt submission:
Paul's favourite shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 12:59, archived)
# he <i>will</i>
eat your soul
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 15:19, archived)
# i think that...
..maybe the next b3ta challenge should be the "come to daddy" cd cover, maybe the back as well, so we can screw with the track names
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 15:42, archived)
# even
better would be the windowlicker cover.
(que, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Is the
war on terrorism pursuing this?
Cat attack
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Or
this?
Eye attack
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Yes
it is.
(bluemerle, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:02, archived)

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