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Donkeys more dangerous than planes?

This picture found on the CIA website does complicate the issue somewhat

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MartinH, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:22, archived)

karaoke in stephen hawkin fashion

http://www.dictionaraoke.org/

check out the sex pistols track!!!

(bazzalite, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:53, archived)

yay

I used it in one of this week's galleries here

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:32, archived)

when

i first heard that sex pistols track awhile ago, it made my sides ache from laughter.

(que, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 9:05, archived)

what about

Walk on the Wild Side. You heard that one? Also much mirth from that say I.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 9:18, archived)

Mac people!

anyone know where I can buy a Vpower PM 4400 G3/300 card?

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Jay, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:45, archived)

where are

you?

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pep, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)

I'm sitting opposite you

waiting for my sandwich.

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:08, archived)

well don't look at me -

blame him! Tut, juniours eh?

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pep, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:15, archived)

i have the sandwich now

it's almost gone.

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:21, archived)

the sandwich is now

in my tummy. Fantastic. Sorry, thought I was writing for a blog...

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:25, archived)

hey!

wheres my sandwhich?

(scabby dog, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:26, archived)

Those that ask don't get

those who don't ask don't want.

A phrase my sister used to wind me up with as a child.

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:29, archived)

You have people to get you sandwiches?

*jealous*

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chthonic, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:29, archived)

we have a dwarf

to satisfy most of our needs. Don't you?

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:32, archived)

I find dwarves tend to repeat on me

I've got a Chicken Dhansak, Pilau Rice and a plain Naan instead.
I've also now got curry stains on my wacom tablet :(

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chthonic, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:38, archived)

No need to fight

There's enough sandwiches for all....

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:49, archived)

And a few more

just in case you're really hungry...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:51, archived)

I wouldn't recommend

the sausage though...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:01, archived)

I just broke my diet

and had a burger king. It rocked. But I didn't choose from their new "indian-style" menu.

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AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:32, archived)

I'm making ham soup

no changes there then. hooray for soup.

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crab_bloke), Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:38, archived)

aaaw

i got sausage roll - but now I want soup...

(scabby dog, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:45, archived)

Hooray indeed

Soup is the most wonderful thing in the world. My blender makes good soups.

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AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:46, archived)

I just had 2 very big bowls of it

a classic one this time. And big hunks of freshly boiled ham hock. yum.

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crab_bloke), Thu 7 Feb 2002, 9:22, archived)

Pep

I'm in London. Oxford Street to be precise. Int'l mail order not a problem though.

I had potato wedges. Strangely unsatisfying. I stopped eating burgers when I found out about the poo.

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Jay, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:45, archived)

Jordan gives birth in front of fans...

but things misfire

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E.S.Blofeld, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:27, archived)

like it

although I'd imagine it would explode, but then I imagine most things explode. I spend much of my time imagining things exploding. Is this wrong?

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)

Pop tarts

Who needs to imagine things exploding when we have the power of the web. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:49, archived)

Thanks for that

Took me right back, that was one of the first pages i saw on the world wide web :) I was one of the 'overwhelming' 2000 people to see it in October '94.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 11:27, archived)

Nope

Thoughts of everyday objects exploding/spontaneously combusting are perfectly normal for b3tans

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E.S.Blofeld, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)

A quick plug for...

King of the Boots, tonight in London. Featuring Cartel Communique, Osymyso (of Pat n Peg and Introspection fame), Freelance Hellraiser (of Strokes vs Christina Aguilera fame) and Tom Middleton (from Jedi Knights). Lots of bootlegs, lots of good music.

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AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:13, archived)

are you going down, andy?

hmm?

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:15, archived)

I will be heading over there, yes

It's not too far for me to go...

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AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:16, archived)

maybe I shall

I've got a 5:30 meeting which may turn into a pint. I could wander down ... Crab Bloke? You?

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:18, archived)

Well I am going to wander down there

sometime when I have finished work. Give me a call if you are going to come too...

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AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:27, archived)

'underneath the news agents'

can the ceiling be tunnelled, and chocolate stolen? CAN IT?

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pep, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:03, archived)

I can probably make it-

would rather leave it till later to make a firm decision though- see how I get on with the stuff I'm doing. sounds good though

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crab_bloke), Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:09, archived)

come! come! join us! join us!

(if you want to)

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AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:35, archived)

Washington Fast Readers

Reading technique employed by politicians. To wit: you don't read the latest hot gossipy inside-the-beltway bestseller, you simply pick it up in a bookstore, flick straight to the index and look up your own name.

I like weird jargon. What's your favourite?

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:52, archived)

Cushion Chucker

a.k.a. Interior Designer

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chthonic, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:58, archived)

Ah, the great Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

TV FACT: LLB was actually born Lawrence Bowen and ponced it up for TV.

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:12, archived)

No more jargon?

eerr. I remember when people thought WWW stood for World Wide Wait. Oh those were the days.

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:35, archived)

I remember

being forced to write this phase:
"Bullet proof IT solution"

I never understood what it meant (neither
did the person who wouldn't let me
change it) and I couldn't test it. Oh well.

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mrbrong, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)

B3ta is bullet proof

You try and shoot us through the monitor. You can't. See?

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)

Stop moving so fast

I'm running out of monitors.

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mrbrong, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:29, archived)

It still does, doesn't it?

Even with Broadband, it's pants...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:05, archived)

TLA

because it is a three letter acronym.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)

ah a good old recursion joke ...

... There was a fortran programmer, a cobol programmer and a C# programmer stuck in the desert ...

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)

go on...

...

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:21, archived)

TFLA

Three or four letter acronym...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:38, archived)

TFLA? I thought that

was TLA said by someone who was very angry :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:36, archived)

AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous

found on this rather massive page.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)

Donkeys vs planes

Just the usual donkey website faq,
until you scroll down to the final question...

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mrbrong, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:46, archived)

Maybe

if more people did get killed by donkeys then terrorist plane hijackings wouldn't seem so bad in comparison. I'm going to go and try to breed a species of psychotic donkeys to release into the wild and see if it makes the world a better place....

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:54, archived)

Unless

they invented some sort of donkey shield, it'd be just like day of the triffids, but with tails.

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mrbrong, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:03, archived)

Are penguins better than monkeys?

the debate rages.

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:38, archived)

i wonder why...

this sounds so *seedy* "I love monkeys. Penguins look dirty. In an oily kind of way."....someone should interupt with a monguin thus joining the two groups in love or loathing....

(nic*, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:12, archived)

I'll do it but I don't want to take credit

Any one remember who was responsible for this

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:38, archived)

It was me

But feel free to use it however you see fit.....

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:55, archived)

Thanks

That should put the monkey amongst the penguins

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:21, archived)

Tee

Hee. Nice one.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:12, archived)

If you remember

this.....

Then you'll love this...

www.youngprimitive.cz/pong.html

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Ted, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:19, archived)

And this:

http://www.pongdeluxe.de

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:02, archived)

Piss Poor Pun of the Day

In the 1960's people embraced the culture of PsychoDelia. Many attribute this to the widespread availability of Ellesse Bee.

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:47, archived)

can you do me a really big favour -

can you email me the picture of the Bates Motel without the woman and wasps if you've still got it - as large as possible.
( [email protected] )
You would save me having to look for it - I need it for something quality.
Thank you in advance

(Nacho, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:26, archived)

No problem

I'll have it to you in a jiffy.

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:39, archived)

thank you

you have got me one step closer to making something special.

(Nacho, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:43, archived)

Hey Nacho

Haven't seen ya for a couple of days, where ya bin?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:07, archived)

KITTY!!!!!

goto www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.html
it's fucking funny

(Airshod, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:43, archived)

kinda like the kill your friends thing

clik

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:29, archived)

yes it is.

however they've missed the obvious trick, and the WHOLE POINT of what we tried to do.

i.e. each image creates a unique URL which can be passed to your friends. We made a tool to allow people to show off infront of their friends.

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:03, archived)

Better than

making a show that makes you look like a tool in front of your friends I s'pose

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chthonic, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:25, archived)

show us your desktop

Just clicked the "best desktop page", and the top item had, "Average Score: 10
Total Ratings: 1"

Maybe desktops shouldn't be able to reach the best desktop list until they have votes from 3 different people?

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rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:20, archived)

Seems fair

I'll sort it this evening when I get home...

Good plan

Anyone got any other features they'd like to see at
Show Us Yer Desktop ?

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flibz, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:55, archived)

A seal works

hard down the fish mine...

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helmetcream, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:14, archived)

Holy crap!!

I just realized that that Springfield Map was posted from my school's website! I wonder if I know who posted it..

(Kimbo, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:06, archived)

G'Day, I'm looking for a picture...

...of that famous Tefal advert starring the guys with the huge foreheads.
Can anyone help? Cheers.

(Frankie, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 3:59, archived)

Not exactly

But they looked very similar to the coneheads if that's any help.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:27, archived)

Good thinking Tommy...

..They might just do the trick...Cheers!

(Frankie, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:55, archived)

No problems

I'm just going to sit and stare at the screen without blinking until the fruits of your labour appear...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:49, archived)

You might be waiting a while...

..It's for personal use that I doubt anyone here would find funny.
Thanks again chief!

(Frankie, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:03, archived)

Going Retro (again)

B3ta... attacked... by ants no less!

(LaFamilleCatt, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 3:34, archived)

strong ants at that

they're knocking everything over damn them. Are the letters secretly fashioned out of sugar cubes?

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pep, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 3:45, archived)

Not from sugar cubes...

...but with this, (which can take a long while to load)

(LaFamilleCatt, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 4:46, archived)

Walkies !!

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pabulum, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 22:48, archived)

desktops and stuff

I was looking at the desktops on the desktop rating thingummy and I think you could all do with this which is a neat little (25K) program to remove the blocky nasty colour from under the icon titles. Woo!

(corruptia, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 19:55, archived)

Georgie Two

what i meant to say was

but i'm not bright

(abe vigoda, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 19:05, archived)

How about one..

for the Brits to enjoy? It's only fair, after all..

(Kimbo, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 2:15, archived)

wonderful

i'm espescially fond of the poop.

(abe vigoda, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:51, archived)

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