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# Apparently you can hire David Starkey to give lectures
You just have to provide the lecture theatre...

... and parking space for his butternut squash and a
bowl of water for his pet cicada
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:14, archived)
# I've always thought
Starkey should be on League of Gentlemen - clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 6:13, archived)
# Woo yes!!
I knew he reminded me of something!
(and not just a camp twat on the telly)
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 6:48, archived)
# Ah-Ha
I'm so pleased I implemented that system that causes Virtual hosted web sites to be updated every hour, on the hour instead of immediately... It means I can have a doss now... for 53 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:07, archived)
# Damn it !
Someone has just done a manual update...

Back to work for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:10, archived)
# My favourite track I heard last night
was just fantastic.
Craig David vs Bagpuss. Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:51, archived)
# aha, King of the Boots..
Any good?

Hoping to have some of my own booty action on Boom Selection soon...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:20, archived)
# I rather enjoyed it actually.
It was very busy. But it was a good night. If only I could remember more of what I'd heard. I remember a few tracks I liked but there are loads more which have passed me by. A good night though.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:29, archived)
# luvly
a must for a future gallery. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 6:16, archived)
# Anyone else get a dot.tk newsletter?
Wasn't it nice and friendly?

I like them a lot.
Must go and register my third domain :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:45, archived)
# what did they say?
?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:58, archived)
# Tino said this
Ko toku igoa ko Tino!
or...
my name is Tino

I am your host at the Dot TK website. Thanks a lot for joining us and supporting our small community,
far away from the country where you are!


Dot TK didn't go out to the press yet, but still we have tens
of thousands of domain names registered already! We will present
ourselves to the press starting Monday February 18th!

If you want run an article on Dot TK and want to receive
all the ins and outs please send an email with that
request to [email protected].


I don't think it's right to have
more then three addresses, since everyone should
have the same rights on a domain name. If you have
more then three domains with multiple email addresses,
please step forward and let us know which ones you
want to keep (maximum of three) and which ones you
want to cancel. Also include the preferred email address
you want to register your domains under. You can send
this request until February 13th to [email protected].
Please put 'ACCOUNT CHANGE' in the subject of the
email message.

Note that *all* domains of users with more then three
domains will be cancelled after February 13th.

Faka fetai,
and hope to email you soon again!

Keep up the good work everybody.
We are happy you are using Dot TK!



Tino Vitale
Dot TK
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:09, archived)
# Ha
One of my cats is also called Tino.

Though he's named after Tino Asprilla.
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:52, archived)
# Yes I got one
I like the stats, I'm embarrassed that 25 people have been to my rubbish website.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:05, archived)
# Does anyone remember
those addition tools at primary school where you balanced weights on either side of a lever. So you put a weight on 2 and a weight on 4 on one side and a weight on 6 on the other.

What were they called?
(james, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:41, archived)
# were they called....
....scales??
(bazzalite, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:44, archived)
# sneaking suspicion you might be right
.
(james, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:07, archived)
# Dale likes licking big cocks


He prefers free range to battery though!

(bazzalite, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:34, archived)
# btw
in my research for below, I found this

surely this is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
With that image below Dale, it looks like they are trying to give him an enema! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:38, archived)
# When will we be treated to the next version
of dog in a coat? I've been looking forward to it for weeks.
(milk_explosion, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:20, archived)
# ooh blimey, I hadn't considered that yet
I may sit down and give it a go this weekend. I am feeling in fine voice. I might do a jazz version.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:28, archived)
# I could
Do a little ditty for you, I've got some second-rate qualification in Music Technology, working with Cubase VST5 and such like and other stuff and more... And stuff. Let me know and I could even do a "ITV 3am in the morning" version ala drum and bass or anything... Interested? [email protected] If you're bored, or haven't got the time.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 7:05, archived)
# This just in...

(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:18, archived)
# This guy is a music hall genius
only half a century too late
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:21, archived)
# forgot about osama
http://www.passthemic.com/showcase/files/723/bin.mp3

love it - serious dre diss plus half decent osama humour
(I helped save b3ta! stuartp, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:12, archived)
# New Project for Flibz
Make a "messagedex", i.e. like blogdex, but the spider polls message boards for links instead of blogs. It'll be utterly fantastic, trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:08, archived)
# Excellent idea
Interesting project to get it to deal with all the different message board formats out there.

btw

Rob, you were wondering how the daily question thingy mechanism that popbitch does could apply to b3ta...
obvious, but we could attach people's competition entries to their profiles?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:20, archived)
# Or you could have a go, cthonic
I'd really like to see the results.

Competition entries? Yep, it's a brilliant idea.... but Cal, damn it, is busy ...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:37, archived)
# I like it...
Can I have some messageboard suggestions to start me off....

What data do we want to store ?
Board URL, Link URL, Link Text...now what else.

Lets have plenty of input on this today so
I can knock it up over the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:49, archived)
# Another project
Make an automatic 'vanity searcher':

Ask for someone's name and/or email and/or web page
then combine search results from Google web/images/groups, and anywhere else you can find.

You could probably sell it to advertising companies for tracking their oh-so-whacky viral projects.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:25, archived)
# as mine went off the bottom
of the board almost as soon as I posted it, I'll re-post my suggestion here:

'Sian Can'
Get a picture of Sian Lloyd - and have a database of animated gifs of her doing verbs.
There is a text box saying "Sian can..." If you type in, say, 'jump', you see her jump.
If you type in a word she cannot do, she cries.

Like a kind of weird tamogotchi.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:57, archived)
# What was the BBC game which
had that as a premise? Was it called Pod or something...?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:00, archived)
# Found it...
Podd. With two Ds... Ah yes, memories...
Podd can Fly.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:24, archived)
# can you
find a screenshot?

Wasn't it a pumpkin or something?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:56, archived)
# the best I could do was a very badly shrunken
image of the front of the box. I think he was a tomato-thing or something.

Unfortunately the site that this google image came from is not available. boo. And I can't find any other pictures. But I did find a Disk file for a BBC emulator (I can't be bothered to install one though)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 6:01, archived)
# Flibz!
We want Sian Can! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:55, archived)
# Well if you want Sian
I want some animated gifs of her doing stuff...including crying

Post them here....If i get a few I'll build it, and we can add more later...

But the messagedex idea is technically interesting.
I haven't built a spider for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 6:05, archived)
# Is it my imagination, or...
.. does this look like Robbie Williams' half sister?

www.boobietrapplayclothes.com/content.html
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 3:27, archived)
# A bug sneaked in to
"Show Us Yer Desktop" without me noticing.

Fixed it now.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 0:54, archived)
# there you go then
that was quite a mini sort of project...
Sorry, that is no help whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 2:04, archived)
# No,
But at least it proves
that someone read my post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 2:54, archived)
# like this

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(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 22:22, archived)
# .

g s m s

i’ m off
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 22:24, archived)
# Wheee!
When are we getting a gallery of your warm animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 3:16, archived)
# soon
....
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:32, archived)
# I’ve just
realised how twated I was this morning, along with the painful hangover
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:42, archived)
# Soon
is not soon enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:43, archived)
# when the hangover subsides
I will see how much work I can neglect, and get right on it
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:56, archived)
# Yay!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:36, archived)
# they speak for photoshop

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&


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(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 22:09, archived)
# flambe
(abe vigoda, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 21:38, archived)
# tres
bum
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 21:52, archived)
# funnies
http://www.stripcreator.com/
(abe vigoda, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 19:21, archived)
# Speaks for itself
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 18:23, archived)
# Je’taime
mon chat
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 19:35, archived)
# yet it wears…


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(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 21:13, archived)

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