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# Furtively Warholian...

Not to be seen in Tate Modern... only on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 16:38, archived)
# my god
that is gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 1:56, archived)
# Another possible t-shirt, I s'pose!
Nice surprise to boot up b3ta this am and find it at the top of the front page :-)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 3:12, archived)
# Aha!
A new wallpaper for my work windows box :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 3:18, archived)
# I have it strecthed to fit 1024x768 on mine...
..and it looks just dandy.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 3:23, archived)
# Mac-o-porno-dows
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 16:20, archived)
# That's
not a Mac... Thank God!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 16:37, archived)
# Well...
It's my very-close-to-but-not-a-mac-something-skrivebord...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Thats not a Mac
Thats a Windowsblinds
(Anone, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 16:58, archived)
# Well...
A guy named Bill sold me this machine and he said it's a mac!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 17:31, archived)
# He Was :
Lying to you,
Same as he told me Windows would run prefectly!
(Anone, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 18:20, archived)
# I
submitted my Windowblinded desktop (combined with a nice icon package) to Show us yer Desktop! Why I tell you this? Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 18:25, archived)
# what’s this mac/windows thing
i’m coloured blind and can’t tell a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 19:32, archived)
# Just have
A couple of beers. The colouring wont bother you!!!
(Anone, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:52, archived)
# Well...
Det er som regel også min måde at få faverne på plads: Ned på den lokale og så en ordentlig røvfuld bajere!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 5:49, archived)
# The <a target="_new" href="http://flibz.dns2go.com/b3tarchive">b3tarchive</a>
now automatically updates itself every day at 3am.

Now I need a new mini-web project. Any ideas ?

What do I follow "Show Us Yer Desktop",
the b3tarchive and the Googlwhacker with...?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 15:48, archived)
# I had an idea for a
project which I am too lazy to do - 'Sian Can'
Get a picture of Sian Lloyd - and have a database of animated gifs of her doing verbs.
There is a text box saying "Sian can..." If you type in, say, 'jump', you see her jump.
If you type in a word she cannot do, she cries.

Like a kind of weird tamogotchi.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 4:40, archived)
# what's
this guys problem?
(que, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 14:39, archived)
# there
i've made him some new flares.



that should cheer him up.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 15:14, archived)
# wooo clicky...
...ethereal flares!!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 15:21, archived)
# wooo
The balloon is making me happy.
(bluemerle, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 16:15, archived)
# PLease furtive bear
don't take his balloon!
(bluemerle, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 16:16, archived)
# this...
...is a somewhat embarresing predicament..

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] news just in..
(scabby dog, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 14:24, archived)
# mr t


what if...
(bobulatorm, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 14:15, archived)
# I think
I've just pissed myself
(Denz, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 18:41, archived)
# Here's
Today's Gallery
Soundtrack provided by pabulum. I thang yow.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:43, archived)
# Anybody remember this...
I've been making good use of my luvverly broadband connection and I've been listening to internet radio (boups.com).  They've been playing (very) old skool type techno and just played 'Sesam e's Treat'.  My question is:  Does anybody remember who it was by?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:39, archived)
# smart e's
I have the MP3 here...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Ooooh...
Feel like sharing?
Woo clicky email
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Don't ask
because I don't know.
Cat with a marker
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:06, archived)
# This board cracks me up
I just wish I had time to do more of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:20, archived)
# HaX0R Version of B3ta !
this is one of my fave dialectisorz !!

here
and if that dernt werk rinkworks.com/dialect/
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:05, archived)
# aww
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:05, archived)
# wow
that type of dialect really gets on my tits.
It's the first time I've looked at the board and felt sad!
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:20, archived)
# dont feel sad pete
heres a picture of my hero
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 14:00, archived)
# Yay!
Bite my shiny metal ass!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 15:42, archived)
# w00T!!!!11
I liekz it v much LOL roflmao
etc
(scabby dog, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 14:30, archived)
# Amstrad Phone plays Spectrum games
I hope you can play Ant Attack cos i loved that game... ooow and outrun.. yippie

www.amstrad.com/ams121101/emp_games.html
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:01, archived)
# Whahey, I get the 400th viewing
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:20, archived)
# and knock the counter off
so Andy, you win big time.

Here's your pope covered in custard. Look after it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Good news
http://www.thescotsman.co.uk/international.cfm?id=144182002
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:12, archived)
# does this say something about scotland?
it was reported on telly here as just for obese people in general (pics of people eating things) rather than for heavy boozers. I think I'll move to scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:53, archived)
# it's a national wotsit,
pastime.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 13:01, archived)
# i can't believe
that Ng is a real surname. I thought it was something that They Might Be Giants made up.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:58, archived)
# It's Vietnamese...
At least I used to know someone who was half Vietnamese with the surnmae Ng...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 14:21, archived)
# cool
as can be
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Swearing Is Big and Clever
http://www.pornolize.com/

gives websites a new look just by adding a few choice phrases here and there.
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:12, archived)
# Heh.
Ran it on Ireland.com - my favourite headlines:

Mr "Hard-on" John Rusnak, who is suspected of squirting $750mn from Allfirst bank.

Breaking "Superdick" News
18:14 Hijack attempt on United "Dirk Diggler" Airlines foiled by pilot
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:50, archived)
# pornolise the BBC home page...

Very perceptive on the Oliver question... I like the programming on the science and nature strand too.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 15:35, archived)
# I love the
Oliver thing, but Stephen "Anal" Byers and the Soap "Bastard" Psychic are also worthy of note...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 18:33, archived)
# John Leslie?
http://search.excaliburfilms.com/dvd/reviews/legends_of_porn_2.htm
in porn??
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:06, archived)
# Counter currently at 354...
I think my 400 guess may be quite good ya know...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:01, archived)
# It's just about to top that though
but still, not a bad guess.

Have fun tonight y'all, I'm off for lots of drinks at the 'Market Place' which is, handily enough, in Market Place.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:14, archived)
# 409 now...
and it's the last top level post on this page...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:18, archived)

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